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(YouTube)   My Canadian friend swore in as an American citizen yesterday. Help me think of a funny yard sign for his house   ( divider line 264
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2012-10-05 10:43:40 PM  
Deport the Mexicans
2012-10-05 10:57:09 PM  
Welcome to America, now quit farking apologizing!
2012-10-05 11:10:41 PM  
You can't deport me now B*tches!
2012-10-05 11:19:19 PM  

paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

But now apologizing for Peewee Herman. You owe us.
2012-10-05 11:59:20 PM  
I hate all of you
2012-10-06 12:34:37 AM  

groppet: Failed the about/aboot question on the test.

I say zee now not zed!!

Ask me how to pronouce Celica*

*Thats how you find Canadians in a crowd

No way, eh? Ask them to pronounce "Datsun."
2012-10-06 01:04:25 AM  
I always get nailed on my accent when I pronounce "Mustang". It's so farking long and drawn out and I can't stop it. I can usually hide my (east coast) accent well, but no dice with that one.

2012-10-06 05:57:18 PM  
You idiot! You gave up free medical for THIS??? Think of the children!
2012-10-06 06:41:23 PM  
2012-10-07 12:32:10 AM [ image 403x361]

Holy cats, did his people really approve that image of him? He looks like Joe Isuzu there.
2012-10-08 02:20:40 PM  
Happy Thanksgiving! Columbus Day!
2012-10-08 06:02:19 PM  

Ponzholio: E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage

That's funny enough for a month of TF...

Wow, I didn't notice this before the weekend....Thank you for the TF!
2012-10-08 09:33:39 PM  

desertmouse: Maybe this is relevant: My Canadian friend is also a ginger. I know how much some of you love redheads.

/a male ginger

Oh, so how about someone with better graphics skills than me (in other words, someone who's not a lazy quadriplegic drunk with no arms or legs) take a map of North America, paint Canada as red (a la small 'c' communist) with the following caption:

"Now America has TWO Carrot Tops!"

Bonus points if you can somehow manage to make the outline of NA resemble Carrot Top's face/head.
2012-10-08 09:35:43 PM  

whither_apophis: "Tuque burning party here"


"Finally, no more snow."
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