Harry Freakstorm: Welcome to the United StatesYour share of the National Debt is $51,525.41
rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?
paswa17: Willis Tower > CN Tower
digitalrain: My Yali or Yours: Throw a bunch of these in his yard:[upload.wikimedia.org image 150x314]OMG can you still get those? I haven't seen a CC in Florida in YEARS. I miss them SOOOOOmuch.
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Mr_Ectomy: paswa17: No longer apologizing for:Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.
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vpb: If you make a call to the right people and tell them he is a Muslim you won't even have to make the sign yourself.[2.bp.blogspot.com image 186x240]
skullkrusher: "Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work."
I Used To Have HealthcareNow I Have ObamaCare
loonatic112358: this is a Tim Horton's and poutine free zone, violaters will be prosecuted to the fullest extents of the law.
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