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Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 12:59:25 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
OscarTamerz
2012-10-05 01:00:18 PM
I may be an American now but CURLING WILL ALWAYS BE A SPORT TO ME DAMNIT!
 
OhioUGrad
2012-10-05 01:00:43 PM
I don't give a Canuck about the 47%
 
kpaxoid
2012-10-05 01:00:46 PM
robohobo: Bf+: A burning cross, perhaps?

We don't know if he's a Canadian-african-American. 

/do the blacks in Canada call themselves african-Canadians, or is that sort of nonsense purely American?

They call themselves American-Canadians.
 
Disaster Transport
2012-10-05 01:02:03 PM
I traded my mullet for a beiber.
 
wotthefark
2012-10-05 01:02:15 PM
How aboot a song

Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We probably beat them to the ground by 6 A.M., eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the U.S, yes
 
Marine1
2012-10-05 01:02:39 PM
"What's with all of the Jews?"
 
Disaster Transport
2012-10-05 01:02:52 PM
*or Bieber, even.

/typo
 
BitwiseShift
2012-10-05 01:06:22 PM
Congratulations.

You can now join the US tradition of putting one of these on your backpack when in Europe.



i349.photobucket.com
 
Drunken_Polar_Bear [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:07:45 PM
Je n'ai plus d'écrire des signes en français aussi!
 
SloppyFrenchKisser
2012-10-05 01:09:35 PM
Where the Eskimo women at?
 
elmixtli
2012-10-05 01:09:59 PM
www.elfrijol.com
 
Libertrollian
2012-10-05 01:12:59 PM
Seeing an "OBAMA/BIDEN 2012" makes me chuckle every time.
 
ferretman [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:13:22 PM
www.thegreenhead.com

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

t1.gstatic.com
 
dopekitty74 [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:14:53 PM
nmemkha: I Gave Up Universal Health Care
(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)

This is my favorite thus far


"WHERE'S THE BEAVER?"
 
WeenerGord
2012-10-05 01:17:02 PM
So many good ones here. You should just put a link to this thread on his lawn.
 
averagejoe42
2012-10-05 01:18:08 PM
ferretman: [www.thegreenhead.com image 450x300]

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

[t1.gstatic.com image 208x243]

Pssst... your Florida is hanging out.
 
kendejo42
2012-10-05 01:19:18 PM
Former EH-Hole
 
dorkpixie
2012-10-05 01:19:33 PM
Ponzholio: Get him in good with his neighbors-

[i635.photobucket.com image 240x240]

Perfect!! If she doesn't use this one; I will >)
 
Ken at Popehat
2012-10-05 01:21:16 PM
"Yesterday, I would have been sorry if this sign nonplussed you in any way. But as of today: go fark yourself."
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:22:00 PM
"My IQ just dropped 20%. Ask me how!"
 
serialsuicidebomber
2012-10-05 01:23:12 PM
From America's butch to Canada's biatch.
 
Good Behavior Day
2012-10-05 01:23:15 PM
BitwiseShift: Congratulations.

You can now join the US tradition of putting one of these on your backpack when in Europe.



[i349.photobucket.com image 425x270]

A drawing of two guys staring at a vagina?
 
Eternal Virgin
2012-10-05 01:24:53 PM
Aren't Canadians American citizens from birth? I mean, I can't tell the difference...
 
Trip Downward
2012-10-05 01:24:55 PM
American until I die find out I have a pre-existing condition

God bless the Red, White and...what's that other one again?
 
JackieRabbit
2012-10-05 01:25:08 PM
Drunken_Polar_Bear: Je n'ai plus d'écrire des signes en français aussi!

Mais, bien sur. Le plus excellent! Bravo!
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2012-10-05 01:26:44 PM
We came unarmed. This time.
 
dopekitty74 [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:27:01 PM
robohobo: Bf+: A burning cross, perhaps?

We don't know if he's a Canadian-african-American. 

/do the blacks in Canada call themselves african-Canadians, or is that sort of nonsense purely American?

American only. The only people that make the distinction of being different here are French-Canadians and the Native communities.

I lived in edmonton for a while, big city, lots of different cultures. Usually just call themselves by what their family was before moving here. Lebanese, Ukrainian, etc...
 
IAtetheChupacabra
2012-10-05 01:28:18 PM
From the Great White North he did flee
From a country called Canadee
He then passed his test
to join this big mess
And now vote for Rom-nee

(or Obam-ee, what ev)
 
dabbletech
2012-10-05 01:30:50 PM
(m)eh.
 
hinten
2012-10-05 01:35:51 PM
"I have an American friend who doesn't know English."
 
ArmanTanzarian
2012-10-05 01:36:55 PM
Canadian by Birth
American by Accident
 
AnonymooseFarker
2012-10-05 01:37:06 PM
Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat:SORRY,I TOOK YER JERBS! EH?

There we go.

there I fixed it for you
 
Hagenhatesyouall
2012-10-05 01:37:58 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
The Wizard of Frobozz
2012-10-05 01:40:17 PM
PooperMcSlides: Just because you go to Canada for gay hook ups doesn't make everyone up there gay.

What?! I NEVER! I mean...well...just that one time...in college.
 
Isildur
2012-10-05 01:40:18 PM
"Behave and reelect Obama, or I swear I'll turn this house back around and drive home"
 
dennysgod
2012-10-05 01:41:38 PM
Welcome to America, don't get sick because you don't have any medical insurance now.
 
I.P.Daily
2012-10-05 01:42:47 PM
First Celine, then Justin, Now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?
 
AllUpInYa
2012-10-05 01:43:25 PM
Now I'm FREE .... for a medical bankruptcy
 
I.P.Daily
2012-10-05 01:43:36 PM
First Celine, then Justin, now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?
 
plewis
2012-10-05 01:44:01 PM
"I did WHAT? Ahw F*ck!"
 
Snowflake Tubbybottom
2012-10-05 01:45:03 PM
Welcome to America
Your share of the national debt is:
$65,000
 
Dog Welder
2012-10-05 01:48:58 PM
Sharks in 5!
 
DaCaptain19
2012-10-05 01:50:21 PM
JohnnyCanuck: "I've made a huge mistake"

Sure did, Gob.
 
eatcake
2012-10-05 01:51:03 PM
I don't know but I'm liking all the responses with U.S.Eh. in them. Highly recommend.
 
groppet
2012-10-05 01:51:46 PM
I no longer put gravy on my fries
 
FTGodWin
2012-10-05 01:52:58 PM
www.cynical-c.com
 
serialsuicidebomber
2012-10-05 01:58:14 PM
How about:

"Thank you, Mr. ____, for playing ball with the Other team!"

or ".....for being a switch hitter."
or ".....switching sides."

etc.
 
Rwa2play [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:59:51 PM
DancingElkCondor: SE HABLA ESPANOL CANADIAN, EH?

FTFY.
 
serialsuicidebomber
2012-10-05 02:01:31 PM
"Ich Ben Ein american now."
 
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