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(YouTube)   My Canadian friend swore in as an American citizen yesterday. Help me think of a funny yard sign for his house   (youtube.com) divider line 264
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2012-10-05 12:59:25 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-05 01:00:18 PM
I may be an American now but CURLING WILL ALWAYS BE A SPORT TO ME DAMNIT!
 
2012-10-05 01:00:43 PM
I don't give a Canuck about the 47%
 
2012-10-05 01:00:46 PM

robohobo: Bf+: A burning cross, perhaps?

We don't know if he's a Canadian-african-American. 

/do the blacks in Canada call themselves african-Canadians, or is that sort of nonsense purely American?


They call themselves American-Canadians.
 
2012-10-05 01:02:03 PM
I traded my mullet for a beiber.
 
2012-10-05 01:02:15 PM
How aboot a song

Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We probably beat them to the ground by 6 A.M., eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the U.S, yes
 
2012-10-05 01:02:39 PM
"What's with all of the Jews?"
 
2012-10-05 01:02:52 PM
*or Bieber, even.

/typo
 
2012-10-05 01:06:22 PM
Congratulations.

You can now join the US tradition of putting one of these on your backpack when in Europe.



i349.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 01:07:45 PM
Je n'ai plus d'écrire des signes en français aussi!
 
2012-10-05 01:09:35 PM
Where the Eskimo women at?
 
2012-10-05 01:09:59 PM
www.elfrijol.com
 
2012-10-05 01:12:59 PM
Seeing an "OBAMA/BIDEN 2012" makes me chuckle every time.
 
2012-10-05 01:13:22 PM
www.thegreenhead.com

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-05 01:14:53 PM

nmemkha: I Gave Up Universal Health Care
(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)


This is my favorite thus far


"WHERE'S THE BEAVER?"
 
2012-10-05 01:17:02 PM
So many good ones here. You should just put a link to this thread on his lawn.
 
2012-10-05 01:18:08 PM

ferretman: [www.thegreenhead.com image 450x300]

or if he wishes to offend his 'new' neighbors:

[t1.gstatic.com image 208x243]


Pssst... your Florida is hanging out.
 
2012-10-05 01:19:18 PM
Former EH-Hole
 
2012-10-05 01:19:33 PM

Ponzholio: Get him in good with his neighbors-

[i635.photobucket.com image 240x240]


Perfect!! If she doesn't use this one; I will >)
 
2012-10-05 01:21:16 PM
"Yesterday, I would have been sorry if this sign nonplussed you in any way. But as of today: go fark yourself."
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:22:00 PM
"My IQ just dropped 20%. Ask me how!"
 
2012-10-05 01:23:12 PM
From America's butch to Canada's biatch.
 
2012-10-05 01:23:15 PM

BitwiseShift: Congratulations.

You can now join the US tradition of putting one of these on your backpack when in Europe.



[i349.photobucket.com image 425x270]


A drawing of two guys staring at a vagina?
 
2012-10-05 01:24:53 PM
Aren't Canadians American citizens from birth? I mean, I can't tell the difference...
 
2012-10-05 01:24:55 PM
American until I die find out I have a pre-existing condition

God bless the Red, White and...what's that other one again?
 
2012-10-05 01:25:08 PM

Drunken_Polar_Bear: Je n'ai plus d'écrire des signes en français aussi!

Mais, bien sur. Le plus excellent! Bravo!

 
2012-10-05 01:26:44 PM
We came unarmed. This time.
 
2012-10-05 01:27:01 PM

robohobo: Bf+: A burning cross, perhaps?

We don't know if he's a Canadian-african-American. 

/do the blacks in Canada call themselves african-Canadians, or is that sort of nonsense purely American?


American only. The only people that make the distinction of being different here are French-Canadians and the Native communities.

I lived in edmonton for a while, big city, lots of different cultures. Usually just call themselves by what their family was before moving here. Lebanese, Ukrainian, etc...
 
2012-10-05 01:28:18 PM
From the Great White North he did flee
From a country called Canadee
He then passed his test
to join this big mess
And now vote for Rom-nee

(or Obam-ee, what ev)
 
2012-10-05 01:30:50 PM
(m)eh.
 
2012-10-05 01:35:51 PM
"I have an American friend who doesn't know English."
 
2012-10-05 01:36:55 PM
Canadian by Birth
American by Accident
 
2012-10-05 01:37:06 PM

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat:SORRY,I TOOK YER JERBS! EH?

There we go.


there I fixed it for you
 
2012-10-05 01:37:58 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 01:40:17 PM

PooperMcSlides: Just because you go to Canada for gay hook ups doesn't make everyone up there gay.


What?! I NEVER! I mean...well...just that one time...in college.
 
2012-10-05 01:40:18 PM
"Behave and reelect Obama, or I swear I'll turn this house back around and drive home"
 
2012-10-05 01:41:38 PM
Welcome to America, don't get sick because you don't have any medical insurance now.
 
2012-10-05 01:42:47 PM
First Celine, then Justin, Now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?
 
2012-10-05 01:43:25 PM
Now I'm FREE .... for a medical bankruptcy
 
2012-10-05 01:43:36 PM
First Celine, then Justin, now this Dude?
Jeez Canada, do you hate us THAT much?
 
2012-10-05 01:44:01 PM
"I did WHAT? Ahw F*ck!"
 
2012-10-05 01:45:03 PM
Welcome to America
Your share of the national debt is:
$65,000
 
2012-10-05 01:48:58 PM
Sharks in 5!
 
2012-10-05 01:50:21 PM

JohnnyCanuck: "I've made a huge mistake"


Sure did, Gob.
 
2012-10-05 01:51:03 PM
I don't know but I'm liking all the responses with U.S.Eh. in them. Highly recommend.
 
2012-10-05 01:51:46 PM
I no longer put gravy on my fries
 
2012-10-05 01:52:58 PM
www.cynical-c.com
 
2012-10-05 01:58:14 PM
How about:

"Thank you, Mr. ____, for playing ball with the Other team!"

or ".....for being a switch hitter."
or ".....switching sides."

etc.
 
2012-10-05 01:59:51 PM

DancingElkCondor: SE HABLA ESPANOL CANADIAN, EH?


FTFY.
 
2012-10-05 02:01:31 PM
"Ich Ben Ein american now."
 
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