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nursedude		2012-10-05 12:29:55 PM

Welcome to the US eh.

BadAdviceGuy		2012-10-05 12:30:11 PM

Canadian DayCare
Notice: Sexual Predator Live Here

Shmeat		2012-10-05 12:30:43 PM

elchupacabra		2012-10-05 12:30:44 PM

GO BACK TO CANUCKISTAN MORANS

/too demented?

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:31:19 PM

bugmn99: www.roadtrafficsigns.com

Awesome

TheGogmagog		2012-10-05 12:33:01 PM

11legal Alien Voters for Obama.

Amish Tech Support		2012-10-05 12:33:07 PM

BadAdviceGuy		2012-10-05 12:34:08 PM

Where All the White Women At?

funmonger		2012-10-05 12:34:41 PM

WILL WORK FOR WEED

biyaaatci		2012-10-05 12:34:54 PM

No more flapping head and beady eyes here, buddy.

BadAdviceGuy		2012-10-05 12:35:50 PM

LOST: Your Virginity
Call Me

My Yali or Yours		2012-10-05 12:36:41 PM

TheOther: American at Home
Canadian Abroad

Cause nothing says "please don't think I'm American and kill me, eh?" like a maple leaf patch on a back pack.

dejavoodoo64		2012-10-05 12:36:59 PM

KingoftheCheese: ROMNEY/RYAN 2012

Aw dammit. I'm way too late. Not shaking tiny fist at KoC because he's cool.

uncleacid		2012-10-05 12:37:34 PM

America: Where fries are gravy free.

DaCaptain19		2012-10-05 12:38:20 PM

How about this very simple sign:

Why the f*ck did you do that?!

BadAdviceGuy		2012-10-05 12:38:20 PM

NO FAT CHICKS

digitalrain		2012-10-05 12:38:45 PM

My Yali or Yours: Throw a bunch of these in his yard:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 150x314]

OMG can you still get those? I haven't seen a CC in Florida in YEARS. I miss them SOOOOO
much.

KierzanDax		2012-10-05 12:39:36 PM

--------------- | POUTINE OUT | | CHILI IN! | | I ♥ USA! | --------------- || || || www

robohobo		2012-10-05 12:40:51 PM

Turd Sandwich/Giant Douche

/so it's bipartisan

CowboyUpCowgirlDown		2012-10-05 12:40:51 PM

I got in, eh!

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:41:22 PM

No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Justin Case		2012-10-05 12:41:48 PM

GO BACK TO CANADA!!!!!

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:43:12 PM

Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out

Magnanimous_J		2012-10-05 12:43:19 PM

You're an American now son, please enjoy this complimentary assault rifle. Also, employment benefits are socialism. Welcome!

Justin Case		2012-10-05 12:43:22 PM

Actually since it would be in his yard, it should read... I SHOULD GO BACK TO CANADA!!!!!

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:43:27 PM

paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.

The Wizard of Frobozz		2012-10-05 12:43:55 PM

"I'm here, I'm queer, It's aboot time you get used to it, eh."

Unless he's not gay. Then maybe not. Oh, wait...canadian, queer, same difference.

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:44:05 PM

paswa17: Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out

and changed to Spanish, obviously.

bigbadideasinaction		2012-10-05 12:44:32 PM

"Now I have the right to pay $500,000 or die of a treatable disease, God Bless America"

austin_millbarge		2012-10-05 12:44:38 PM

shadowdweller		2012-10-05 12:45:35 PM

Are you up to date on your hockey hair vaccinations?

JohnnyCanuck		2012-10-05 12:45:42 PM

"I've made a huge mistake"

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:45:46 PM

Mr_Ectomy: paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.

No American would know that.

grokca		2012-10-05 12:46:01 PM

Free Geography Lessons

Tax Boy		2012-10-05 12:46:31 PM

Finally a citizen of
The Land of Stanley Cup Winners

JackieRabbit		2012-10-05 12:47:14 PM

Why, yes
Yes I have lost my farking mind
Why do you ask?

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:49:08 PM

grokca: Free Geography Lessons

interculturalmeanderings.files.wordpress.com

groppet		2012-10-05 12:49:37 PM

Failed the about/aboot question on the test.

I say zee now not zed!!

Ask me how to pronouce Celica*

*Thats how you find Canadians in a crowd

darkone		2012-10-05 12:50:32 PM

Best Canadian Bacon quote I can think of

All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!"

Prefer South Park, Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Newscaster: This isn't the first bad thing to come out of Canada. Let's not forget Bryan Adams!
Canadian Representative: Yes, well the Canadian government has apologized for him on several occasions!

Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?

PooperMcSlides		2012-10-05 12:51:29 PM

The Wizard of Frobozz: "I'm here, I'm queer, It's aboot time you get used to it, eh."

Unless he's not gay. Then maybe not. Oh, wait...canadian, queer, same difference.

Just because you go to Canada for gay hook ups doesn't make everyone up there gay.

swangoatman		2012-10-05 12:51:41 PM

New Target just placed here.Please used hollow points for effect.

efgeise		2012-10-05 12:54:46 PM

Hi, my name is , and I used to be Canadian.

miscreant		2012-10-05 12:55:21 PM

"I claim this land for Canada!"

robohobo		2012-10-05 12:55:43 PM

Yard signs are incredibly tacky. Is it that important that random drivers-by know who you support in the next bullshiat election?

/your lawn says a lot about you

Bf+		2012-10-05 12:55:58 PM

A burning cross, perhaps?

Void_Beavis		2012-10-05 12:56:52 PM

I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!

Marine1		2012-10-05 12:57:13 PM

"America: the new beuoooty way to go"

"Took off from the Great White North"

"Now Ehmerican."

Karma Curmudgeon		2012-10-05 12:57:39 PM

Long live the Queen!

robohobo		2012-10-05 12:57:57 PM

Bf+: A burning cross, perhaps?

We don't know if he's a Canadian-african-American.

/do the blacks in Canada call themselves african-Canadians, or is that sort of nonsense purely American?