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(YouTube)   My Canadian friend swore in as an American citizen yesterday. Help me think of a funny yard sign for his house   (youtube.com) divider line 264
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2012-10-05 12:29:55 PM  
Welcome to the US eh.
 
2012-10-05 12:30:11 PM  
Canadian DayCare
Notice: Sexual Predator Live Here
 
2012-10-05 12:30:43 PM  
www.studentfreepress.net
 
2012-10-05 12:30:44 PM  
GO BACK TO CANUCKISTAN MORANS

/too demented?
 
2012-10-05 12:31:19 PM  

bugmn99: www.roadtrafficsigns.com


Awesome
 
2012-10-05 12:33:01 PM  
11legal Alien Voters for Obama.
 
2012-10-05 12:33:07 PM  
www.newlaunches.com
 
2012-10-05 12:34:08 PM  
Where All the White Women At?
 
2012-10-05 12:34:41 PM  
WILL WORK FOR WEED
 
2012-10-05 12:34:54 PM  
No more flapping head and beady eyes here, buddy.
 
2012-10-05 12:35:50 PM  
LOST: Your Virginity
Call Me
 
2012-10-05 12:36:41 PM  

TheOther: American at Home
Canadian Abroad


Cause nothing says "please don't think I'm American and kill me, eh?" like a maple leaf patch on a back pack.
 
2012-10-05 12:36:59 PM  

KingoftheCheese: ROMNEY/RYAN 2012


Aw dammit. I'm way too late. Not shaking tiny fist at KoC because he's cool.
 
2012-10-05 12:37:34 PM  
America: Where fries are gravy free.
 
2012-10-05 12:38:20 PM  
How about this very simple sign:

Why the f*ck did you do that?!
 
2012-10-05 12:38:20 PM  
NO FAT CHICKS
 
2012-10-05 12:38:45 PM  

My Yali or Yours: Throw a bunch of these in his yard:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 150x314]


OMG can you still get those? I haven't seen a CC in Florida in YEARS. I miss them SOOOOO
much.
 
2012-10-05 12:39:36 PM  

---------------
| POUTINE OUT |
|  CHILI IN!  |
|  I ♥ USA!   |
---------------
||
||
||
www

 
2012-10-05 12:40:51 PM  
Turd Sandwich/Giant Douche

/so it's bipartisan
 
2012-10-05 12:40:51 PM  
I got in, eh!
 
2012-10-05 12:41:22 PM  
No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.
 
2012-10-05 12:41:48 PM  
GO BACK TO CANADA!!!!!
 
2012-10-05 12:43:12 PM  
Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out
 
2012-10-05 12:43:19 PM  
You're an American now son, please enjoy this complimentary assault rifle. Also, employment benefits are socialism. Welcome!
 
2012-10-05 12:43:22 PM  
Actually since it would be in his yard, it should read... I SHOULD GO BACK TO CANADA!!!!!
 
2012-10-05 12:43:27 PM  

paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.


Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.
 
2012-10-05 12:43:55 PM  
"I'm here, I'm queer, It's aboot time you get used to it, eh."

Unless he's not gay. Then maybe not. Oh, wait...canadian, queer, same difference.
 
2012-10-05 12:44:05 PM  

paswa17: Any sign you make should be translated into French, then have the translation crossed out


and changed to Spanish, obviously.
 
2012-10-05 12:44:32 PM  
"Now I have the right to pay $500,000 or die of a treatable disease, God Bless America"
 
2012-10-05 12:44:38 PM  
i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 12:45:35 PM  
Are you up to date on your hockey hair vaccinations?
 
2012-10-05 12:45:42 PM  
"I've made a huge mistake"
 
2012-10-05 12:45:46 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: paswa17: No longer apologizing for:

Brian Boitano, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion, Howie Mandel, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers, Tom Green, William Shatner, or Nickelback.

Brian Boitano is American. Brian Orser is Canadian.


No American would know that.
 
2012-10-05 12:46:01 PM  
Free Geography Lessons
 
2012-10-05 12:46:31 PM  
Finally a citizen of
The Land of Stanley Cup Winners
 
2012-10-05 12:47:14 PM  
Why, yes
Yes I have lost my farking mind
Why do you ask?
 
2012-10-05 12:49:08 PM  

grokca: Free Geography Lessons


interculturalmeanderings.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-05 12:49:37 PM  
Failed the about/aboot question on the test.

I say zee now not zed!!

Ask me how to pronouce Celica*

*Thats how you find Canadians in a crowd
 
2012-10-05 12:50:32 PM  
Best Canadian Bacon quote I can think of

All I said was "Canadian beer sucks!"

Prefer South Park, Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Newscaster: This isn't the first bad thing to come out of Canada. Let's not forget Bryan Adams!
Canadian Representative: Yes, well the Canadian government has apologized for him on several occasions!

Canadians, Australians, what's the difference?
 
2012-10-05 12:51:29 PM  

The Wizard of Frobozz: "I'm here, I'm queer, It's aboot time you get used to it, eh."

Unless he's not gay. Then maybe not. Oh, wait...canadian, queer, same difference.


Just because you go to Canada for gay hook ups doesn't make everyone up there gay.
 
2012-10-05 12:51:41 PM  
New Target just placed here.Please used hollow points for effect.
 
2012-10-05 12:54:46 PM  
Hi, my name is , and I used to be Canadian.
 
2012-10-05 12:55:21 PM  
"I claim this land for Canada!"
 
2012-10-05 12:55:43 PM  
Yard signs are incredibly tacky. Is it that important that random drivers-by know who you support in the next bullshiat election?

/your lawn says a lot about you
 
Bf+
2012-10-05 12:55:58 PM  
A burning cross, perhaps?
 
2012-10-05 12:56:52 PM  
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!
 
2012-10-05 12:57:13 PM  
"America: the new beuoooty way to go"

"Took off from the Great White North"

"Now Ehmerican."
 
2012-10-05 12:57:39 PM  
Long live the Queen!
 
2012-10-05 12:57:57 PM  

Bf+: A burning cross, perhaps?


We don't know if he's a Canadian-african-American. 

/do the blacks in Canada call themselves african-Canadians, or is that sort of nonsense purely American?
 
2012-10-05 12:58:23 PM  
Now I live below
The forty-ninth parallel
Love the U. S. Eh.
 
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