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(YouTube)   My Canadian friend swore in as an American citizen yesterday. Help me think of a funny yard sign for his house   (youtube.com) divider line 264
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2012-10-05 12:12:44 PM  
"Yard signs are for ghey"
 
2012-10-05 12:12:59 PM  
LEAFS SUCK
STARS RULE
 
2012-10-05 12:13:31 PM  
My Finnish friend was sworn in yesterday as well. He said they handed him a bill for his share of the national debt on his way out of the building.
 
2012-10-05 12:13:43 PM  
How about a Tim Horton's sign.
 
GBB
2012-10-05 12:14:01 PM  
"SEX OFFENDER"
 
2012-10-05 12:14:12 PM  
PROUD AMERICAN
Foreigners go home
 
2012-10-05 12:14:19 PM  
You kids, please stay off of my lawn, eh?
 
2012-10-05 12:14:47 PM  
Former Frostback
 
2012-10-05 12:14:48 PM  
SUCK IT CANADA, EH.
 
2012-10-05 12:15:07 PM  
IT'S ABOOT TIME!
media.treehugger.com
 
2012-10-05 12:15:10 PM  
"I QUIT THE BEAVER!"
 
2012-10-05 12:15:34 PM  
Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?
 
2012-10-05 12:15:49 PM  
Goodbye Metric System
 
2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM  
I'm taking your jobs, but it's cool because I'm white.
 
2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM  
I Gave Up Universal Health Care
(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)
 
2012-10-05 12:16:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
/really? took this long?
 
2012-10-05 12:16:42 PM  
"B*tches, I left".
 
2012-10-05 12:19:02 PM  
Dead N****r Storage
 
2012-10-05 12:19:11 PM  
America, F*CK YEAH!
 
2012-10-05 12:19:25 PM  
Take off, hosers!
 
2012-10-05 12:19:50 PM  
Welcome to Real America!
 
2012-10-05 12:19:53 PM  
Center Ice

50 Yard Line
 
2012-10-05 12:20:19 PM  
shii.org
 
2012-10-05 12:20:35 PM  
Was in America's hat
Now in Canada's pants
everybody dance
 
2012-10-05 12:20:44 PM  
My football fields are now 100 yards long, as God intended.
 
2012-10-05 12:20:46 PM  
"Kill the president!" Viva the revolution!
 
2012-10-05 12:21:05 PM  
Welcome to America, home of the Stanley Cup
 
2012-10-05 12:21:17 PM  
NO LONGER SORRY!
 
2012-10-05 12:21:48 PM  
Welcome to the United States
Your share of the National Debt is $51,525.41
 
2012-10-05 12:21:55 PM  

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage


That's funny enough for a month of TF...
 
2012-10-05 12:22:14 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?


For some reason, I read this in the voice of "Gavin"

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-05 12:22:33 PM  
imageshack.us

/because he probably stills smells canadian...
 
2012-10-05 12:22:37 PM  
I can finally watch a team that might win the Stanley Cup!
 
2012-10-05 12:23:37 PM  
Putting the "America" back in North America
 
2012-10-05 12:24:51 PM  
"Awesome, I just won these tickets in a game of chance!"
 
2012-10-05 12:24:54 PM  
Screw you, Quebec!
 
2012-10-05 12:25:04 PM  
I REGRET NOTHING
 
2012-10-05 12:25:29 PM  
http://que.guero/

I would like to make lawn jockey-esque statue of him and put it in my yard. But the local morans might get offended.
 
2012-10-05 12:25:37 PM  
F*ck Loonies
F*ck Toonies
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, YO!
 
2012-10-05 12:27:38 PM  

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage


ah yes - fark, where every now and then i actually do laugh out loud and get funny looks at work
 
2012-10-05 12:27:41 PM  
"Sweet, I can get NHL tickets for $20 each here"
 
2012-10-05 12:27:47 PM  
Welcome to America

You are now stuck in America
 
2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM  
Free Abortion Clinic
 
2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM  
www.roadtrafficsigns.com
 
2012-10-05 12:28:52 PM  

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.


My friend is a former Canuck
Who relocated south, like a duck
His enjoyment did shorten
Cuz there's no Tim Horton's
and now he just says "Well, oh fark"
 
mjg
2012-10-05 12:28:57 PM  
thealbertadynamo.com

Goodbye ...

... Hello


dealseekingmom.com
 
2012-10-05 12:29:12 PM  
Throw a bunch of these in his yard:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-05 12:29:24 PM  
U.S.Eh
 
2012-10-05 12:29:26 PM  
You are doing it wrong.
 
2012-10-05 12:29:29 PM  
American at Home
Canadian Abroad
 
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