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trappedspirit		2012-10-05 12:12:44 PM

"Yard signs are for ghey"

hogans		2012-10-05 12:12:59 PM

LEAFS SUCK
STARS RULE

jackiepaper		2012-10-05 12:13:31 PM

My Finnish friend was sworn in yesterday as well. He said they handed him a bill for his share of the national debt on his way out of the building.

Russ1642		2012-10-05 12:13:43 PM

How about a Tim Horton's sign.

GBB		2012-10-05 12:14:01 PM

"SEX OFFENDER"

Bondith		2012-10-05 12:14:12 PM

PROUD AMERICAN
Foreigners go home

brantgoose		2012-10-05 12:14:19 PM

You kids, please stay off of my lawn, eh?

DocBubba		2012-10-05 12:14:47 PM

Former Frostback

blatz514		2012-10-05 12:14:48 PM

SUCK IT CANADA, EH.

busy chillin'		2012-10-05 12:15:07 PM

IT'S ABOOT TIME!
media.treehugger.com

Rev.K		2012-10-05 12:15:10 PM

"I QUIT THE BEAVER!"

rushthatspeaks		2012-10-05 12:15:34 PM

Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:15:49 PM

Goodbye Metric System

Rev.K		2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM

I'm taking your jobs, but it's cool because I'm white.

nmemkha		2012-10-05 12:16:03 PM

I Gave Up Universal Health Care
(and all I got was this lousy yard sign)

wambu		2012-10-05 12:16:40 PM

/really? took this long?

Rev.K		2012-10-05 12:16:42 PM

"B*tches, I left".

E5K1M0		2012-10-05 12:19:02 PM

Dead N****r Storage

392Zaphod		2012-10-05 12:19:11 PM

America, F*CK YEAH!

Saracuda		2012-10-05 12:19:25 PM

Take off, hosers!

odinsposse		2012-10-05 12:19:50 PM

Welcome to Real America!

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:19:53 PM

~~Center Ice~~

50 Yard Line

que.guero		2012-10-05 12:20:19 PM

Jekylman		2012-10-05 12:20:35 PM

Was in America's hat
Now in Canada's pants
everybody dance

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:20:44 PM

My football fields are now 100 yards long, as God intended.

God--		2012-10-05 12:20:46 PM

"Kill the president!" Viva the revolution!

mootmah		2012-10-05 12:21:05 PM

Welcome to America, home of the Stanley Cup

renman73		2012-10-05 12:21:17 PM

NO LONGER SORRY!

Harry Freakstorm		2012-10-05 12:21:48 PM

Welcome to the United States
Your share of the National Debt is $51,525.41

Ponzholio		2012-10-05 12:21:55 PM

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage

That's funny enough for a month of TF...

que.guero		2012-10-05 12:22:14 PM

rushthatspeaks: Male or female friend? Which are you? What were they doing in Canada and why are they coming here now and how did you become friends?

For some reason, I read this in the voice of "Gavin"

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alizeran		2012-10-05 12:22:33 PM

/because he probably stills smells canadian...

shadowdweller		2012-10-05 12:22:37 PM

I can finally watch a team that might win the Stanley Cup!

paswa17		2012-10-05 12:23:37 PM

Putting the "America" back in North America

IRQ12		2012-10-05 12:24:51 PM

"Awesome, I just won these tickets in a game of chance!"

Rev.K		2012-10-05 12:24:54 PM

Screw you, Quebec!

Arkanaut		2012-10-05 12:25:04 PM

I REGRET NOTHING

Harry Freakstorm		2012-10-05 12:25:29 PM

http://que.guero/

I would like to make lawn jockey-esque statue of him and put it in my yard. But the local morans might get offended.

Rev.K		2012-10-05 12:25:37 PM

F*ck Loonies
F*ck Toonies
DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, YO!

Pathman		2012-10-05 12:27:38 PM

E5K1M0: Dead N****r Storage

ah yes - fark, where every now and then i actually do laugh out loud and get funny looks at work

Mr_Ectomy		2012-10-05 12:27:41 PM

"Sweet, I can get NHL tickets for $20 each here"

leonel		2012-10-05 12:27:47 PM

Welcome to America

You are now stuck in America

BadAdviceGuy		2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM

Free Abortion Clinic

bugmn99		2012-10-05 12:28:43 PM

Stile4aly		2012-10-05 12:28:52 PM

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.

My friend is a former Canuck
Who relocated south, like a duck
His enjoyment did shorten
Cuz there's no Tim Horton's
and now he just says "Well, oh fark"