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(YouTube)   My Canadian friend swore in as an American citizen yesterday. Help me think of a funny yard sign for his house   (youtube.com) divider line 264
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2012-10-05 11:28:44 AM  
www.cocs.com
 
2012-10-05 11:28:53 AM  
I left maple syrup and Molson... for this?
 
2012-10-05 11:30:21 AM  
i feel like we need a limerick for this.
 
2012-10-05 11:30:51 AM  
ROMNEY/RYAN 2012
 
2012-10-05 11:31:03 AM  
Attention DHS: A Foreigner No Longer Lives Here
 
2012-10-05 11:31:24 AM  
God bless America, eh?
 
2012-10-05 11:31:30 AM  
Subbette here. My friends and I have a history of pranking each others yards, so it seems fitting that we should do something for this. My friend is turning 40 next week and he just took his Amerian citizenship test and swore in a day ago. He's a nice, nerdy engineering-type guy who probably scored one of the highest marks on the test.

I have an idea for a cake that I'm bringing to a party tomorrow, but I'm drawing a blank on any clever yard signs, so any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys!
 
2012-10-05 11:31:40 AM  
Sorry, America
 
2012-10-05 11:32:30 AM  
WHERE'S MY WELFARE ALREADY?
 
2012-10-05 11:32:56 AM  
"I'm actually from Mexico, suckers"

"Here to take your jobs"

"Aboot time"
 
2012-10-05 11:33:04 AM  
Finally, real bacon!
 
2012-10-05 11:33:20 AM  
Aliens-
GO HOME! 
 
2012-10-05 11:33:56 AM  
SUCK IT TREBEK!
 
2012-10-05 11:34:33 AM  
I TOOK YER JERBS!
 
2012-10-05 11:35:46 AM  
Harper/Chrétien 2012.
 
2012-10-05 11:35:47 AM  
www.funnysigns.net
 
2012-10-05 11:36:00 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I TOOK YER JERBS! EH?


There we go.
 
2012-10-05 11:36:13 AM  
A midfield 50 yard line.
 
2012-10-05 11:37:07 AM  
Welcome to the United states, here's your Tebow.
 
2012-10-05 11:37:13 AM  
Seeing as there will be no hockey due to the lockout
I said `F**k it, eh! I'm joining the fat ones for Armored Wank Ball'.
(Notice the absent `u' in "armour".)
 
2012-10-05 11:37:22 AM  
Under Martin's Law, this sign is intended to inform you that the occupant of this house was, at one point, registered as a Canadian with the US Government.
 
2012-10-05 11:37:53 AM  

meat0918: I left maple syrup and Molson... for this Cheeseheads and Miller Lite?

 
2012-10-05 11:38:00 AM  
I got your Loonies right here!
 
2012-10-05 11:38:37 AM  
Just put a bunch of rocks in his yard. He'll enjoy moving them around with his broom.
 
2012-10-05 11:39:14 AM  

unchellmatt: "I'm actually from Mexico, suckers"


elle oh elle
 
2012-10-05 11:39:49 AM  
"I'm just the first wave. Next come the polar bears."
 
2012-10-05 11:40:28 AM  
Howe/Crosby '12
It's Aboot Time
 
2012-10-05 11:41:56 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 11:42:08 AM  
I SH*T POUTINE
 
2012-10-05 11:42:32 AM  
Make a Canadian Bacon reference.
 
2012-10-05 11:42:47 AM  
DON'T WORRY, IT AIN'T PERMANENT.
AS SOON AS I FEEL A COLD COMING ON I'LL BE HEADING NORTH FASTER THAN A DENNY'S GRAND-SLAM THROUGH A COLON!
 
2012-10-05 11:43:33 AM  
F*CK STEPHEN HARPER!
[Thanks First Amendment!]
 
2012-10-05 11:44:43 AM  
Welcome to the US, eh!
 
2012-10-05 11:50:06 AM  
America United Statesia. Come for the weather, stay for the derp and 2 year long elections.
 
2012-10-05 11:50:28 AM  
OBAMA 2012

Book it, done.
 
2012-10-05 11:50:35 AM  

Keigh: i feel like we need a limerick for this.


My friend aced his test yesterday
Said "I'm moving down south right away,
This country is fine,
But I must speak my mind,
The beer sucks, I'm sorry to say."
 
2012-10-05 11:51:43 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: F*CK STEPHEN HARPER!
[Thanks First Amendment!]


Harper is PM again? I'm moving to Obamaland!
 
2012-10-05 11:52:09 AM  
Get him in good with his neighbors-

i635.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 11:52:49 AM  

JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!


I like this one
 
2012-10-05 11:52:59 AM  
EH IS FOR AMERICAN
 
2012-10-05 11:54:49 AM  
FREE ROCKETS

Then watch the disappointment on the faces of the children who discover it's just shiatty American smarties instead of space ships.
 
2012-10-05 11:55:47 AM  

Endive Wombat: JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one


You do realize that "Canadian Bacon" is actually just relabeled American ham. Don't get me started on California Chablis....
 
2012-10-05 11:56:27 AM  
i227.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-05 12:00:45 PM  

Endive Wombat: JerseyTim: Finally, real bacon!

I like this one


Yeah, that one is good, along with the Attention DHS: A foreigner no longer lives here.

Since this is green I'll have to forward him the link. Nothing says "Welcome to America" better than being mocked on the internet.
 
2012-10-05 12:03:34 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-05 12:07:17 PM  
moose farker lives here. be careful
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 12:07:41 PM  
If you make a call to the right people and tell them he is a Muslim you won't even have to make the sign yourself.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 12:09:55 PM  
SE HABLA ESPANOL
 
2012-10-05 12:10:22 PM  
"Traitor"
 
2012-10-05 12:11:02 PM  
Brand Nu Ehmerican!
 
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