RockofAges: lennavan: RockofAges: - His clear subterfuge in planting the kerchief. If it's not a big deal, why go through the effort to hide it so intensely?

You mean other than pulling it out in front of the cameras and crowd and tossing it on the middle of his podium 11 seconds in and later wiping his face with it? Yeah, that bastard.

RockofAges: - No kerchief I've ever thrown / folded has ever looked like that

Also, you've never thrown or folded a kerchief. Me either.

RockofAges: - You can see him work with whatever is on his table very early on in the video.

Stunning evidence. Had Romney never touched his handkerchief with his hands I might believe his story!

RockofAges: So, agree to disagree. But I have my reasons, and once again, I don't care terribly much. Today's my tinfoil day.

At least you know you're retarded. But no, I don't agree to disagree. I get lumped in with dipshiats like you when the conservatives say "see, the libs are just as stupid as the birthers." Stop being a dipshiat, you're making me look bad. Just stop posting already.

Sounds good to me, tough guy. Your e-penis impresses me enough to stop giving a shiat and get back to my regularly scheduled life.

/yawn.

// I've probably folded thousands of kerchiefs, and actually get paid to tell other people how to do so.
/// bonus: I'm straight and never had a dry spell.

ariseatex: Pulled this out for the "Bureau of Labor Statistics must be biased!!!11" Republican shills this morning. Now it's dedicated those members of my team who actually believe this BS

Wow! Thanks for the announcement. I'll alert the networks. I'm sure they were awaiting your next move.

cameroncrazy1984: You don't think it's seriously weird that Romney put a handkerchief on the podium before the debate? Who does that?

Quite a lot of people with experience in public speaking, actually. Obama himself has probably done it from time to time.

By the way, I find it amusing that people actually think a news camerman wouldn't jump the fark all over a scoop like catching a Presidential candidate cheating in a debate. You want ratings? Pipe up about something like that, with film to prove it, and your career is made.

The moderator wasn't fair! Romney was lying! Romney isn't behaving like he's suppose to behave! Romney cheated! Obama hadn't had time to adjust to the change in altitude! Please, for our own sanity we need some excuse or reason conservative ideas were presented on stage and stomped liberal ideas flat.

But get back to talking about what a bunch of crazy, desperate, and deranged people the "Freepers" are.

jackieeeee: Cocaine makes a nose runny.

"Did someone say cocaine?!"

PallMall: I'm a racist, bigoted mongrel with multiple accounts

that's a harsh but accurate self assessment, that took courage.

badaboom: You guys want to blame a hanky?

Here's the REAL reason he lost:

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How's the air on your planet? Obama already has 251 EC delegates to his credit. Romney has 181. There are 106 in swing states. A candidate needs 270 electors. Obama's lead continues to grow in national polls. He's almost there and Romney has a near-impossible task ahead of him; there is almost no possible way for him to win 84% of the remaining electoral votes, especially when about half of the tossup states are leaning to Obama. Most people who are watching this election (without your rose colored beer-goggles) agree that Obama has already won and that Romney us wasting his money and effort. It will take a miracle for him to when and he simply doesn't have enough time left. Stranger things have happened, but I'd not take the odds on a 20 buck bet.

PallMall: badaboom: Hmmm...don't know where to go with this one. First, I am a conservative. Second, never said it was racist. It's bigoted. But calling Mormons a cult is just as offensive as calling an African American a monkey. Both should be treated the same way, with condemnation. I would be willing to bet the person who thought the pic of Obama was report worthy would have zero problem with calling a Mormon a cult member. Both are offensive. Bigotry is bigotry whether on the left or right.

Gee, any time a monkey and a black person are in the same image, it's racist or bigoted??? Grow up you babies. That sort of attitude and assumptive nature just goes to show how far your disconnect from reality is.

I suppose I'll have to throw away all of those photos I took at the zoo now. And sue the Japanese for creating "see no, speak no, hear no evil" depicting monkeys to begin with for being bigoted racists.

Dude you can go through life without posting pictures like that. . If you do not want someone calling you a bigot you might avoid posting monkey pics.

randomjsa: conservative ideas were presented on stage and stomped liberal ideas flat.

whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not go overboard here... making fun of the whiny democrats is one thing but you drifted into delusional territory there.

What, no "Freaky Garfield face mirrored by Jon homage with Obama having a hand wiping his brow with a hankerchief" or "I Want To Believe poster with the blurry hankie as the UFO?"

Fark, I am disappoint.

EyeballKid: DaCaptain19: The desperate battle-cry of the loser..."he cheated!".

You people people who win lout over cheaters don't call them out on their cheating? How odd...

What's to call out? Romney didn't cheat. The man used a hanky! You can see it! You can see him wipe his face with it! He NEVER looked down at any notes. He just stood there and made "your guy" look like a dunce. Period.

It's pretty obvious they cloned a tiny Paul Ryan and hid him in Mitt's hankerchief so he could coach him on what to say.

I'll take a look, Disappointed Obama Fan. But you need to submit the appropriate paperwork first:

JackieRabbit: badaboom: You guys want to blame a hanky?

Here's the REAL reason he lost:

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How's the air on your planet? Obama already has 251 EC delegates to his credit. Romney has 181. There are 106 in swing states. A candidate needs 270 electors. Obama's lead continues to grow in national polls. He's almost there and Romney has a near-impossible task ahead of him; there is almost no possible way for him to win 84% of the remaining electoral votes, especially when about half of the tossup states are leaning to Obama. Most people who are watching this election (without your rose colored beer-goggles) agree that Obama has already won and that Romney us wasting his money and effort. It will take a miracle for him to when and he simply doesn't have enough time left. Stranger things have happened, but I'd not take the odds on a 20 buck bet.

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It's subtle, but I see it.

cameroncrazy1984: Why would Romney put a handkerchief on the podium? Why not just keep it in his pocket? Is he expecting some sort of snot-emergency wherein he'll need to save time?

super late to this thread but why the fark was he so sly about it?

snocone: 47

Seeing it on cars here in MN.

I saw tons more Romney stickers than I usually do on my drive to work today. I'm glad they are pissing their money away on a losing presidential candidate instead of the downticket races.

Oh looky at 2012-10-05 02:08:29 PM the main logon of half the shiatty alts on fark makes an appearance.

How droll.

/I predict in 8 hours or so another one of his busted alts will make an appearance, Since Libby got banned its gotta be an insane soup.

Headso: PallMall: I'm a racist, bigoted mongrel with multiple accounts

that's a harsh but accurate self assessment, that took courage.

6/10. I lol'd.

badaboom: Dude you can go through life without posting pictures like that. . If you do not want someone calling you a bigot you might avoid posting monkey pics.

So I should suppress myself because heck...someone might not see things the way I see them?

0/10

lennavan: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: JusticeandIndependence:  


PLEASE do not make this an argument. Just stop already.

Is a handkerchief not "tangible"? Is it not an "object"?

Romney brought in an illegal handkerchief is your great argument? You gotta be farking kidding me.

Ha ha I trolled a troll! I'm getting good at this.

Here's a little something for all Obama fans.

There now, don't you feel better?

Romney cheated... yeah, let's try that one out for a while, see if it has any juice. The "high elevations" thing didn't work at all.

This settles it. Romney did 9-11.

RockofAges: The My Little Pony Killer: Great Janitor: The My Little Pony Killer: Great Janitor: He openly places it on the podium, not caring who sees it. If this was the note cards that so many anti-Romney people want it to be, wouldn't someone during the debate asked about it?

I'm pretty sure the members of the audience directly in front of him would have been able to see it as well, considering he wasn't completely behind the podium when he started pulling it from his pocket.

But, the camera crew saw what he did. So if he were note cards and the camera man saw it, what's stopping him from saying something? If I were the camera guy at a debate and one of the candidates openly threw note cards onto the table, I would be facebooking and tweeting that instantly. I would be known as the guy who clearly caught a presidential candidate cheating. You can't buy that kind of fame.

And since the camera guy hasn't hit twitter and facebook about this yet, what can we conclude?

We can conclude that nobody cares whether or not Romney cheats except for democrats and the slim segment left in society which values ethics and sportsmanship within the realm of intellectual debate over bluster, lies, and rhetorical strongarming.

Further, we can conclude that your strawman cameraman doesn't actually exist as a safeguard, but this video sure does show a pizza-pie firm kerchief bouncing like a deck of cards after being pocketed and slid on top of a lectern in a debate where outside materials are expressly forbidden.

Yet when Clinton lied he was ok.

bdub77: I think something else was up. I don't know if it was campaign strategy, off night, personal problems, international problems, what, but he was either distracted or doing it on purpose. He still came off fine to me, a person with a plan and ideas who shared them if boringly. But he didn't blow me away - neither did he do it at the convention. There are clues, like his memoir, that Obama is an introspective person. He might just be a little tired right now. The job runs you down. And there's such hate out there for Obama, mindboggling hate. The economy has been improving steadily month after month. Unemployment is down under 8% now. And yet people are still mad at him, like it's his fault for taking out a bad mortgage or financial chicanery or offshoring jobs.

FDR lashed himself to the lecturn to deliver speeches in his day. Nixon looked more animated with a serious case of the flu, and lost the election because he looked poor by comparison.

Face it, if you're seriously running for POTUS, you have no defensible excuse to look disinterested at a debate. Most of your job is appearances.

JusticeandIndependence: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: JusticeandIndependence:  


PLEASE do not make this an argument. Just stop already.

Is a handkerchief not "tangible"? Is it not an "object"?

It's an exception as someone linked the rules earlier in the thread.

That was just speculation, but I guess you girls consider that fact so...

I see Steve Job's Reality Distortion Field is at 100% for butt hurt Obama supports today. Careful guys, Apple will sue you.

I mentioned in the insanity of the main debate thread that Romney's "note taking" gesture was transparently fake as sh*t. Unless he was drawing broad landscape sketches...

I'm pretty sure it's a handkerchief - of course, having notes sewn onto it with a CNC embroidery machine would be child's play...

/Will there be a SnotRag Veterans for Truth witch hunt?
//Will Romney release his pocket lint records dating back 10 years?
///Slash the slashies, not $714B!

snocone: Purdue_Pete: EyeballKid: DaCaptain19: The desperate battle-cry of the loser..."he cheated!".

You people people who win lout over cheaters don't call them out on their cheating? How odd...

What's to call out? Romney didn't cheat. The man used a hanky! You can see it! You can see him wipe his face with it! He NEVER looked down at any notes. He just stood there and made "your guy" look like a dunce. Period.

This is why eyewitness evidence is so tainted and considered evidence of the lowest priority in court.
You will get to see this in close up and enhanced. You will not like the result.
Until then, watch your stance.

unless you are talking about 9/11 - then eyewitness is iron clad and bullet proof & if you ask for anything other than eyewitness accounts - you are:

birther
tea bagger
tin foil hat wearer
troofer

i'm sure i'm forgetting one or two, but you get the idea

violentsalvation: Has anyone decoded the message he was either sending or receiving with his blinking eyes?

He doesn't need to. Romney has a wifi antenna next to the HDMI input under his cranial access panel.

Are people clamoring for a Friday trainwreck thread so much that they're compelled to keep this going?

\Did I just answer my own question?

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PLEASE do not make this an argument. Just stop already.

FTFY

WTF is wrong with you?

Please leave me out of it. I had nothing to do with this.

I have already reported you for racism.

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I have reported you for racism

You didn't say 123YOU'REREPORTED



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ultraholland: cameroncrazy1984: Why would Romney put a handkerchief on the podium? Why not just keep it in his pocket? Is he expecting some sort of snot-emergency wherein he'll need to save time?

super late to this thread but why the fark was he so sly about it?

He really wasn't. You see him fishing around his pocket as he's walking up to the podium, pull it out (on the audience's side, in full view of everyone) and discretely pop it onto the top of the stand.

Sly? What, did you want him to walk up, slam his hanky onto the lectern and say "Try this magic underwear on for size, biatches?"

This is as stupid a conspiracy theory as I've seen here in a while.

Peter von Nostrand: WTF does "hinky" mean?


hink·y/ˈhiNGkē/
Adjective:

(of a person) Dishonest or suspect: "he knew the guy was hinky".
(of an object) Unreliable: "my brakes are a little hinky".

or http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hinky

NateGrey: It is a strange World we live in. The franchise was never intended to be given to the entire population. The poorly educated where never supposed to vote because they where not sophisticated enough to understand the real issues. The non land owners where never supposed to vote because they had 'no skin in the game'. Women where never supposed to vote because they are creatures driven by emotions instead of logic.

take my wife for example.

no. take my wife.

It wasn't notes or a handkerchief. It was tacos.