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2012-10-05 02:56:20 PM  
This whole damn season so far makes me glad I'm not a gambling man.
 
2012-10-05 02:59:16 PM  
Thanks, Kevin Kolb!!! First bye week of the season comes, I start you, and you shiat the bed. Luckily, next week I can resume starting...(look at roster)..Josh Freeman.


(head buried between hands) I'm farked.
 
2012-10-05 03:13:00 PM  

EyeballKid: Thanks, Kevin Kolb!!! First bye week of the season comes, I start you, and you shiat the bed.


You can't help but reflexively sh*t yourself when your offensive line consists of five well-greased turnstiles.
 
2012-10-05 03:26:28 PM  
with the Cards' OL weakness being on full display last ngiht, i can only imagine Whiz -- who played like, 8 years as a TE in THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAUGE -- will go back to two-TE packages to chip the edge rushers because both Arizona Ts play as if they wear roller skates. Comical.

problem is, our best TE (Heap) has missed three games after being hit I think OOB by the Pats; either OOB or late hit. Eitehr way, the Patriot was flagged 15 yards for a personal foul.

So I'd like to see the NFL adopt a rule where, if on a persona foul situation, the player gets injured, then the flagged player has to sit the same number of games. Heap left the Patriot game and hasnt been back since as a direct result of the personal foul.
 
2012-10-05 03:26:54 PM  
are defensive linemen told they have to go 5 yards past the play and make some gestures like they are an action figure? I don't rembmer this happening on EVERY play when i was a kid

I guess we are being sports entertained..
 
2012-10-05 03:40:45 PM  
After the Rams beat Seattle people should have realized they were not a bad team. I picked up there defense and started them and reaped many sacks. Had them picked to upset Cards, didn't expect them to hold them to 3 points tho.
 
2012-10-05 03:42:53 PM  

tbhouston: are defensive linemen told they have to go 5 yards past the play and make some gestures like they are an action figure? I don't rembmer this happening on EVERY play when i was a kid

I guess we are being sports entertained..


it used to be worse

/at least when i was a kid in the early 80s
 
2012-10-05 03:46:56 PM  
Should white players ask black players to dance for them?
 
2012-10-05 03:47:08 PM  
Kolb is who we thought he was!
 
2012-10-05 03:51:44 PM  
The Greatest Show on Turf has finished it's metamorphosis from high powered offense into a sackinator.
 
2012-10-05 03:58:14 PM  
My thoughts:

Hooray, we're within a game of first place if we beat Carolina!

Then I thought:

Crap! Now we're alone in the basement of the division!
 
2012-10-05 04:57:55 PM  

mikaloyd: Should white players ask axe black players to dance for them?


I'm so old I can remember when it was routine not to spike the ball after a touchdown.
 
2012-10-05 05:02:42 PM  
Rams as the home dog to the Cardinals was like free money last night.

"I don't always bet on the NFL, but when I do, I prefer the home dog."

Cha-ching.
 
2012-10-05 05:18:53 PM  
The Rams beat the Cards 17-3? The Cardinals are who we thought they were.
 
2012-10-05 05:42:40 PM  

kbotc: The Greatest Show on Turf has finished it's metamorphosis from high powered offense into a sackinator.


Only took about 8 years and 5 head coaches to morph.
 
2012-10-05 06:09:59 PM  
White people pioneered the sack dance, subby.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-06 03:23:08 AM  

bentleypm: This whole damn season so far makes me glad I'm not a gambling man.


That statement is backwards, trust me.
 
2012-10-06 03:24:31 AM  
I love it in college.

Pump your fists too much after a TD? Unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.
Sack? Dancing with the Stars routine ... no penalty.

College football has gone full farking retard in the past three seasons. The aforementioned celebration penalty (hello, Brigham Young!), the helmet-comes-off rule, the onside kick rule; it's insane.
 
2012-10-06 01:08:47 PM  

you have pee hands: Kolb is who we thought he was!


You can't really blame him for the shiatty pass protection. The offensive linemen all should be raped in the shower after that game.

/wheres the Penn State coaching staff when you need them.
 
2012-10-06 06:15:12 PM  

TheTrashcanMan: The offensive linemen all should be raped in the shower after that game.

/wheres the Penn State coaching staff when you need them.


Arizona's offensive line isn't made up of 12-year-old boys. They just played like they were.
 
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