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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   Gore says Obama off Wednesday due to Denver's altitude. Believes Romney plans to abolish the EPA. Says Romney: "I exhale carbon dioxide," he added. "I don't want those guys following me around with a meter to see if I'm breathing too hard"   (fox2now.com) divider line 30
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2012-10-05 12:14:24 PM  
Actually, I can sort of believe this. As a pack a smoker who lives near Houston, I truly hate going to Denver. Nice place, but really hard for me to breathe in.
 
2012-10-05 12:36:52 PM  
floridapundit.com
 
2012-10-05 12:36:52 PM  
 
2012-10-05 12:39:10 PM  
I must be in a high altitude area. For some reason it took me 3 re-reads to comprehend the headline.
 
2012-10-05 12:39:54 PM  
Mitt smuggled in a device that induces hypoxia in black people. Bastard.
 
Xai
2012-10-05 12:40:25 PM  
I think it had more to do with mitt's cheat sheet that he snuck into the debate Link
 
2012-10-05 12:40:46 PM  
The altitude really does jack with you...
 
2012-10-05 12:42:36 PM  
Well, he did invent the internet so, yeah...this sounds legit.
 
2012-10-05 12:43:05 PM  
There's no doubt in my mind that Romney has been blood doping with illegal transfusions.
 
2012-10-05 12:43:12 PM  

simplicimus: Actually, I can sort of believe this. As a pack a smoker who lives near Houston, I truly hate going to Denver. Nice place, but really hard for me to breathe in.


Don't smoke maybe?
 
2012-10-05 12:43:34 PM  

Xai: I think it had more to do with mitt's cheat sheet that he snuck into the debate Link


What the hell?!
 
2012-10-05 12:44:19 PM  
Barrack Obama doesn't care about high people.

cdn.necolebitchie.com
 
2012-10-05 12:44:35 PM  
Yeah, that mile high thing can really hit you.

But altitude sickness makes you tired and gives you a headache. It doesn't turn you into a confused jellyfish.
 
2012-10-05 12:44:56 PM  

DesertDemonWY: floridapundit.com


The old "I exhale it a little bit of C02, so no amount of it can be bad".
This has to be, in a world of totally retarded arguments, one of the stupidest that's ever been stated and widely repeated.

Do you eat your own shiat? I recommend against it, because you'll get e. coli. It probably also tastes terrible.
 
2012-10-05 12:45:27 PM  
Living things are carbon neutral, but Romneybot is part machine, so he has a point.
 
2012-10-05 12:46:04 PM  
So...was Mitt's podium 5,0000 ft below Obama's? I'm unsure how there could be an altitude difference in the 6 feet separating them
 
2012-10-05 12:47:19 PM  

CrispFlows: Xai: I think it had more to do with mitt's cheat sheet that he snuck into the debate Link

What the hell?!


Don't listen to the sheep. Mitt could have scratched his ear and the sheeple would accuse him of having an ear piece. Yet Man-Bear-Pig says high altitude made Obama have a bad debate and they all knod and agree.
 
2012-10-05 12:48:37 PM  
Another politics thread jumped to main board?? Come on fark get real...
 
2012-10-05 12:48:51 PM  
Gore, a former presidential candidate-elect himself...

TTFT...
 
2012-10-05 12:49:10 PM  
Keep farking that chicken libtards.
 
2012-10-05 12:49:16 PM  
Fine, the next debate is going to be held in the Lower 9th Ward in New Orleans.
Fartbongo will STILL come out looking like


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 12:49:36 PM  
He was debating, not playing a football game. Christ.
 
2012-10-05 12:50:11 PM  
Though really, the cons are starting to whine more about Romney winning this than the liberals are
 
2012-10-05 12:50:15 PM  
Dear Al,

1.bp.blogspot.com


Sincerely,

D. Axelrod
 
GBB
2012-10-05 12:50:36 PM  

JackDAndCoke: So...was Mitt's podium 5,0000 ft below Obama's? I'm unsure how there could be an altitude difference in the 6 feet separating them


One can only hope.
 
2012-10-05 12:51:11 PM  

JackDAndCoke: So...was Mitt's podium 5,0000 ft below Obama's? I'm unsure how there could be an altitude difference in the 6 feet separating them


You wanna know how I know you didn't RTFA?
 
2012-10-05 12:51:24 PM  

you have pee hands: DesertDemonWY: floridapundit.com

The old "I exhale it a little bit of C02, so no amount of it can be bad".
This has to be, in a world of totally retarded arguments, one of the stupidest that's ever been stated and widely repeated.

Do you eat your own shiat? I recommend against it, because you'll get e. coli. It probably also tastes terrible.


He exhales Co2? I always thought it was more like the steam coming off a freshly made turd.
 
2012-10-05 12:52:33 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 01:14:57 PM  
Ppppphhhhhttttt, Romney. We all know robots don't breathe. The EPA will make him properly dispose of his batteries, though.
 
2012-10-05 01:59:11 PM  
Yes, Al. I am now completely convinced that you invented the Internet.
 
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