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(ESPN)   "Tim Tebow doesn't scare me at all..." says Mark Sanchez as he is shaking in his wee little boots   (espn.go.com) divider line 85
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2012-10-05 11:22:47 AM
No but J.J. Watt should
 
2012-10-05 11:32:51 AM
www.csnbayarea.com
Unleash the Tebow!
 
2012-10-05 12:08:40 PM
Mentioned in the article: Mark Sanchez's 49.2% completion rate this season.
Not mentioned in the article: Timmysprinkles' 47.5% career mark.
 
2012-10-05 12:48:30 PM

Harv72b: Mentioned in the article: Mark Sanchez's 49.2% completion rate this season.
Not mentioned in the article: Timmysprinkles' 47.5% career mark.


Bottom Line:

They both suck, their coach is a fat blowhard and his brother isn't much better
 
2012-10-05 12:55:23 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Harv72b: Mentioned in the article: Mark Sanchez's 49.2% completion rate this season.
Not mentioned in the article: Timmysprinkles' 47.5% career mark.

Bottom Line:

They both suck, their coach is a fat blowhard and his brother isn't much better


Well they are Ryans.
 
2012-10-05 01:06:46 PM

fmcgalaxie500: No but J.J. Watt should


They'd be fools to play Sanchez. Watt can smell the virgin Christian blood from miles away and if he has to tear apart Sanchez to get to Tebow, by god he will do it.
 
2012-10-05 01:12:31 PM
Sorry guys but Mark Sanchez sucking doesn't magically make Tebow good.
 
2012-10-05 01:12:44 PM
Say what you want, but Tebow was clutch last year for the Broncos when they needed him to be. He finds a way to win, and his teammates play better too because he's such a great leader, unlike that dirty Sanchez.

www.troll.me
 
2012-10-05 01:21:26 PM

Mark Ratner: Say what you want, but Tebow was clutch last year for the Broncos when they needed him to be. He finds a way to win, and his teammates play better too because he's such a great leader, unlike that dirty Sanchez.

[www.troll.me image 303x302]


I never understood how QB's who fall behind for the whole time and barely win are considered better than QB's who can give their team a huge leads the entire game. Maybe you can explain to me this "logic"?

I am not saying Sanchez can do that but you make it sound having a QB that puts you behind most the game and barely wins is somehow a positive.
 
2012-10-05 01:49:47 PM

Corvus: I never understood how QB's who fall behind for the whole time and barely win are considered better than QB's who can give their team a huge leads the entire game. Maybe you can explain to me this "logic"?


Corvus: I am not saying Sanchez can do that but you make it sound having a QB that puts you behind most the game and barely wins is somehow a positive.


Did I say that? I don't remember saying that. Coaching might have something to do with it, too. It seemed the Broncos were pretty conservative in their play calling until they had no choice to throw it a bit more and Tebow was adequate at that.

But I don't even think Jesus Tebow could make them a whole lot better. Jets fans would know more than me, but it seems they can't even run the ball as well. Their receivers don't scare anybody and their offensive line sucks, too. Not a good recipe for a thriving offense, regardless of who is QB.
 
2012-10-05 01:51:20 PM

Corvus: Mark Ratner: Say what you want, but Tebow was clutch last year for the Broncos when they needed him to be. He finds a way to win, and his teammates play better too because he's such a great leader, unlike that dirty Sanchez.

[www.troll.me image 303x302]

I never understood how QB's who fall behind for the whole time and barely win are considered better than QB's who can give their team a huge leads the entire game. Maybe you can explain to me this "logic"?

I am not saying Sanchez can do that but you make it sound having a QB that puts you behind most the game and barely wins is somehow a positive.


This. Completing 30% of your passes for 3 1/2 quarters is not made up for by completing 90% in the last five minutes, no matter what ESPN wants people to believe.
 
2012-10-05 01:55:18 PM

FriarReb98: Corvus: Mark Ratner: Say what you want, but Tebow was clutch last year for the Broncos when they needed him to be. He finds a way to win, and his teammates play better too because he's such a great leader, unlike that dirty Sanchez.

[www.troll.me image 303x302]

I never understood how QB's who fall behind for the whole time and barely win are considered better than QB's who can give their team a huge leads the entire game. Maybe you can explain to me this "logic"?

I am not saying Sanchez can do that but you make it sound having a QB that puts you behind most the game and barely wins is somehow a positive.

This. Completing 30% of your passes for 3 1/2 quarters is not made up for by completing 90% in the last five minutes, no matter what ESPN wants people to believe.


Yep!
 
2012-10-05 02:35:04 PM
I never bought into the whole Tebow thing at all (at least since he's been in the NFL), but if the Jets keep going the way they're going they'll have to do something.
 
2012-10-05 02:35:47 PM

Corvus: I never understood how QB's who fall behind for the whole time and barely win are considered better than QB's who can give their team a huge leads the entire game.


They're not.

They're considered better than QBs who fall behind for the whole time and then lose. Or keep the game close and then lose. See, Johnny, people like winners. Ultimately, it doesn't really matter to them how you get there, as long as you keep winning. That's part of why people cheat. If you win enough, people don't give a f*ck if you cheated (Lance Armstrong). Just be nice to the media and no one cares.
 
2012-10-05 02:38:06 PM

FreakinB: I never bought into the whole Tebow thing at all (at least since he's been in the NFL), but if the Jets keep going the way they're going they'll have to do something.


See, this is the thing. Hey, if Tebow's strategy for winning is to suck so badly that the other team starts sucking too and the Jets magically win? IT'S STILL BETTER THAN LOSING. Like, as a Seahawks fan, getting the questionable call at the end of the Packers game...does it suck having everyone act as though a debatable call was the worst call ever? Sure. Does it suck as bad as losing? F*ck no.
 
2012-10-05 03:17:25 PM

FriarReb98: This. Completing 30% of your passes for 3 1/2 quarters is not made up for by completing 90% in the last five minutes, no matter what ESPN wants people to believe.


But Total QBR is the wave of the future! CAST OFF YOUR SHACKLES, MAN!
 
2012-10-05 03:20:12 PM
I totally believe Sanchez is telling the truth there. He has seen Tebow in pratice enough.
 
2012-10-05 03:22:05 PM
Hell, give Greg McElroy a shot. Knowing him, he probably mastered the playbook by the second day of training camp and he reads The Economist on his clipboard during gamedays.
 
2012-10-05 03:23:20 PM

Gosling: But Total QBR is the wave of the future! CAST OFF YOUR SHACKLES, MAN!


YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE THE EQUATION, JUST TRUST YOUR ESPN SPORTS OVERLORDS. SLAP HANDS GUYS.
 
2012-10-05 03:25:16 PM

IAmRight: does it suck having everyone act as though a debatable call was the worst call ever? Sure.


Debatable? C'mon, now.

/the roughing the passer call that extended the drive was debatable
//the pass interference call against Sam Shields that extended the drive was debatable
///actually, I'm lying. Those were both 100% BS, too
////just admit that you should have lost
 
2012-10-05 03:25:28 PM
But marsupials do...because they're fast
 
2012-10-05 03:25:41 PM

scottydoesntknow: fmcgalaxie500: No but J.J. Watt should

They'd be fools to play Sanchez. Watt can smell the virgin Christian blood from miles away and if he has to tear apart Sanchez to get to Tebow, by god he will do it.


JJ Watt is farking terrifying. At some point on Sunday he's going to bat one of Sanchez's dinky checkdown passes into the air, intercept it, grab Sanchez by the jersey, jam the ball into his facemask, and then piledrive Sanchez into the turf so his legs are sticking straight up in the air, twitching. And then Watt will point over to the Jets sideline at Tebow and the cameras will catch him mouthing "NOW YOU".

Fifteen yards for roughing the passer, Jets keep the ball.
 
2012-10-05 03:26:50 PM
Sanchez is dirty. Everybody knows that.
 
2012-10-05 03:30:02 PM
I have no problem believing this. At this point if I was Sanchez, I'd volunteer to ride the pine for one game. Watch Tebow flail about for four quarters, watch the NY sports press have a meltdown, then take the field like a hero the next week.
 
2012-10-05 03:36:24 PM
Here's my hilarity:

The Jets are 2-2, tied for the lead in their division, and are having this epic meltdown and "QB controversy".

The Browns are 0-4, pretty much dead last in the entire league, and everyone is sticking behind Branden Weeden and still saying last year was all Colt McCoy's fault.

...now imagine if the Jets and the Browns switched places. The Jets are now the Browns, with team, record, and everything. The Browns are now the Jets.

What would the Cleveland and New York fans and media be saying then?
 
2012-10-05 03:36:41 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I have no problem believing this. At this point if I was Sanchez, I'd volunteer to ride the pine for one game. Watch Tebow flail about for four quarters, watch the NY sports press have a meltdown, then take the field like a hero the next week.


This!! But just make sure i start my fantasy Defense the week Teblowsa starts
 
2012-10-05 03:36:59 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I have no problem believing this. At this point if I was Sanchez, I'd volunteer to ride the pine for one game. Watch Tebow flail about for four quarters, watch the NY sports press have a meltdown, then take the field like a hero the next week.


Yeah just claim something like dizzyness from a hit or hip pain. If Tebow can beat the 49ers in any manner, Sanchez was going to lose his job no matter what.
 
2012-10-05 03:38:46 PM

IlGreven: The Browns are 0-4, pretty much dead last in the entire league, and everyone is sticking behind Branden Weeden and still saying last year was all Colt McCoy's fault.


Whoa, don't talk about McCoy.

Weeden does actually look impressive. They should lose enough that they draft some physical receivers, because the Browns receivers look like converted DBs
 
2012-10-05 03:41:25 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I have no problem believing this. At this point if I was Sanchez, I'd volunteer to ride the pine for one game. Watch Tebow flail about for four quarters, watch the NY sports press have a meltdown, then take the field like a hero the next week.


This is what I said during yesterday's Fark Tebow thread. Because there has to be a Tebow thread on Fark everyday. Because he has such an impact on the game, you see.
 
2012-10-05 03:41:46 PM

IlGreven: Here's my hilarity:

The Jets are 2-2, tied for the lead in their division, and are having this epic meltdown and "QB controversy".

The Browns are 0-4, pretty much dead last in the entire league, and everyone is sticking behind Branden Weeden and still saying last year was all Colt McCoy's fault.

...now imagine if the Jets and the Browns switched places. The Jets are now the Browns, with team, record, and everything. The Browns are now the Jets.

What would the Cleveland and New York fans and media be saying then?


If any NY team was 0-4, the NY media would be sounding air raid sirens and writing articles about how the sky is falling and this fall is the worst fall since 2001, you know, when that thing happened, and woe is unto them, and the glory days of ________ have had their legacy tarnished by this inadequacy, and how __________ must be fired, immediately, and how shocking the whole affair is, though nevertheless they saw it coming back in the preseason, but no matter what, at least it wasn't as bad as the Red Sox season this year.
 
2012-10-05 03:55:57 PM

Jubeebee: JJ Watt is farking terrifying.


He's making me look pretty not-ridiculous for being the only one in my Coaching Football class (I'd already finished my degree, GI Bill was going to cover the rest of the school year, so I figured I'd take fun courses while looking for a job that last quarter) to pick him as the No. 1 overall pick in a "who would you take with the Panthers' pick at No. 1 and why?" question.
 
2012-10-05 03:57:14 PM

IlGreven: What would the Cleveland and New York fans and media be saying then?


I'm not sure it matters necessarily what the Jets' record is specifically; their fans & media outlets will be loud, obnoxious, and either belligerently over-confident, or in some rabid state of utter despair. You can rest assured it will be a thermonuclear state of cacophony either way.
 
2012-10-05 04:03:15 PM

Killer Cars: Hell, give Greg McElroy a shot. Knowing him, he probably mastered the playbook by the second day of training camp and he reads The Economist on his clipboard during gamedays.


I like this idea more than I should.

/not convinced Tebow's any good, but will always get props for the maximum overtroll in last year's playoffs
 
2012-10-05 04:04:26 PM
No? How does taking the fall for every stupid decision made by coaching and ownership sound?

Pull yourself together, Mark. You farked up. You trusted them.
 
2012-10-05 04:10:37 PM
The Monday night football song will be "Ave Maria"
 
2012-10-05 04:12:18 PM

FreakinB: I never bought into the whole Tebow thing at all (at least since he's been in the NFL), but if the Jets keep going the way they're going they'll have to do something.


Something to improve their record might have to be more substantial than putting one guy in for another. I know The Tebow Faithful believe He alone can magically improve the receivers, the running game, and the offensive line, but that's not going to happen.

To paraphrase the1hatman, the whole team has seen Him in practice.

/Sprinkles is a nice guy
//Sprinkles needs a chance, blah, blah, blah
///Jets simply need a major overhaul.
 
2012-10-05 04:16:09 PM

uncleacid: The Monday night football song will be "Ave Maria"


There'll be a lot of Hail Marys that's for sure.
 
2012-10-05 04:16:50 PM
I want Tebow to start now and for the next 20 years.

/delay as long as possible His entrance into politics
//yes, I know, ------------------->
 
2012-10-05 04:17:28 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I have no problem believing this. At this point if I was Sanchez, I'd volunteer to ride the pine for one game. Watch Tebow flail about for four quarters, watch the NY sports press have a meltdown, then take the field like a hero the next week.


The thing is, there's no good outcome for Sanchez with that one. If the jets win with Tebow, it's proof that he is a winner. If they lose, you get the press coming up with all sorts of metrics about how they possibly played better. Especially given the accusations that they quit against SF. Hell, even if they get blown out and Tebow plays like he did against the Lions last year, you'll just hear about how he needs time, or the confidence to know he's the man going forward, or coaches/teammmates who aren't intentionally sucking because they hate Tebow oh so much on account of his awesomeness.
 
2012-10-05 04:18:48 PM

IAmRight: Jubeebee: JJ Watt is farking terrifying.

He's making me look pretty not-ridiculous for being the only one in my Coaching Football class (I'd already finished my degree, GI Bill was going to cover the rest of the school year, so I figured I'd take fun courses while looking for a job that last quarter) to pick him as the No. 1 overall pick in a "who would you take with the Panthers' pick at No. 1 and why?" question.


Wisconsin is a good school for producing monstrous white linemen on both sides of the ball. It's all the cheese and high lactose tolerances. Once you get more than 2 yards off the line of scrimmage though, forget it.
 
2012-10-05 04:20:08 PM
He's been wearing boots? Take them off, Sanchez, they're slowing you down! No wonder you can't get your timing down.
 
2012-10-05 04:22:48 PM

meddleRPI: this fall is the worst fall since 2001, you know, when that thing happened


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-05 04:23:05 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: FreakinB: I never bought into the whole Tebow thing at all (at least since he's been in the NFL), but if the Jets keep going the way they're going they'll have to do something.

Something to improve their record might have to be more substantial than putting one guy in for another. I know The Tebow Faithful believe He alone can magically improve the receivers, the running game, and the offensive line, but that's not going to happen.

To paraphrase the1hatman, the whole team has seen Him in practice.

/Sprinkles is a nice guy
//Sprinkles needs a chance, blah, blah, blah
///Jets simply need a major overhaul.


Oh don't get me wrong, there's a ton of problems beyond Sanchez. But mid-season, switching QB's is actually feasible while a complete overhaul is not. Not to say Sanchez is blameless, but he may be taking some of the front office's blame before all is said and done.
 
2012-10-05 04:23:23 PM
Firing Rex would solve some of their problems.

And Sparano too.
 
2012-10-05 04:24:44 PM

professorkowalski: Firing Rex would solve some of their problems.

And Sparano too.


The first step towards solving any problem is firing a Ryan.
 
2012-10-05 04:27:30 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: professorkowalski: Firing Rex would solve some of their problems.

And Sparano too.

The first step towards solving any problem is firing a Ryan.


Yeah. I thought some of the Jets problems were Schottenheimer's fault.

I never imagined Sparano would be a worse play caller.
 
2012-10-05 04:31:09 PM

professorkowalski: I never imagined Sparano would be a worse play caller.


my boredom knocked me in and out of that game. Were the play calls that bad? I just remember seeing horrible execution from...well everybody except Tebow.

/What the hell happened to Shonn(?) Greene
 
2012-10-05 04:34:09 PM

Jubeebee: Wisconsin is a good school for producing monstrous white linemen on both sides of the ball. It's all the cheese and high lactose tolerances. Once you get more than 2 yards off the line of scrimmage though, forget it.


The main reason I picked him is that I like his last name and wanted to say "He'll light up opposing quarterbacks."
 
2012-10-05 04:34:27 PM
I'd trade looking like an idiot on Sundays for millions of dollars and regular access to Eva Longoria's plumbing.
 
2012-10-05 04:45:39 PM
The important thing to remember is, either way the Jets will suck. And that annoys New Yorkers.
 
2012-10-05 04:47:03 PM
ESPN's official stance on the West Coast:"Nothing exists East of Arizona."
 
2012-10-05 04:47:41 PM

thecpt: professorkowalski: I never imagined Sparano would be a worse play caller.

my boredom knocked me in and out of that game. Were the play calls that bad? I just remember seeing horrible execution from...well everybody except Tebow.

/What the hell happened to Shonn(?) Greene


Sparano is running an offense that makes me think he believes Sanchez is Dan Marino.

And their blocking schemes are pathetic.
 
2012-10-05 04:48:25 PM

Yaxe: ESPN's official stance on the West Coast:"Nothing exists East of Arizona."


I don't think I am reading that right...
 
2012-10-05 04:58:17 PM

The Muthaship: The important thing to remember is, either way the Jets will suck. And that annoys New Yorkers.


lol, it does?
 
2012-10-05 05:00:00 PM

Zombie Hitler: it does?


Oh yes. Probably not all of them, but enough to warm my heart a bit.
 
2012-10-05 05:04:15 PM

Zombie Hitler: The Muthaship: The important thing to remember is, either way the Jets will suck. And that annoys New Yorkers.

lol, it does?


Speaking as a New Yorker, it amuses me.

/go Giants
 
2012-10-05 05:07:52 PM

FreakinB: GreatGlavinsGhost: FreakinB: I never bought into the whole Tebow thing at all (at least since he's been in the NFL), but if the Jets keep going the way they're going they'll have to do something.

Something to improve their record might have to be more substantial than putting one guy in for another. I know The Tebow Faithful believe He alone can magically improve the receivers, the running game, and the offensive line, but that's not going to happen.

To paraphrase the1hatman, the whole team has seen Him in practice.

/Sprinkles is a nice guy
//Sprinkles needs a chance, blah, blah, blah
///Jets simply need a major overhaul.

Oh don't get me wrong, there's a ton of problems beyond Sanchez. But mid-season, switching QB's is actually feasible while a complete overhaul is not. Not to say Sanchez is blameless, but he may be taking some of the front office's blame before all is said and done.


Oh, I meant long-term. One guy does not make a team.
 
2012-10-05 05:12:22 PM
I just watched Jets-Niners 10 minutes ago on game pass and I would like to thank subby for this thread and the opportunity to revel in schadenfreude a little more.

The Jets should get that Kaepernick kid from the 9ers, at least he can run an effective wildcat.
 
2012-10-05 05:14:03 PM

Mark Ratner: Say what you want, but Tebow was clutch last year for the Broncos when they needed him to be. He finds a way to win, and his teammates play better too because he's such a great leader, unlike that dirty Sanchez.

[www.troll.me image 303x302]


You're exactly right.

Take last year's game at Soldier Field against the Bears, for example. People want to give all the Broncos' credit to Matt Prater for kicking those 59- and 51-yard field goals to ultimately win the game. But he didn't get there by himself. And guess who put him in field goal range. Yep. Tim Tebow!
 
2012-10-05 05:17:34 PM
Done in one. Watt is an absolute beast.
 
2012-10-05 05:28:27 PM

Raging Whore Moans: Mark Ratner: Say what you want, but Tebow was clutch last year for the Broncos when they needed him to be. He finds a way to win, and his teammates play better too because he's such a great leader, unlike that dirty Sanchez.

[www.troll.me image 303x302]

You're exactly right.

Take last year's game at Soldier Field against the Bears, for example. People want to give all the Broncos' credit to Matt Prater for kicking those 59- and 51-yard field goals to ultimately win the game. But he didn't get there by himself. And guess who put him in field goal range. Yep. Tim Tebow!


Amen. There's obviously a higher power involved, if Prater could do that.
 
2012-10-05 05:29:00 PM

Arachnophobe: Zombie Hitler: The Muthaship: The important thing to remember is, either way the Jets will suck. And that annoys New Yorkers.

lol, it does?

Speaking as a New Yorker, it amuses me.

/go Giants



It amuses the hell out of me. Makes the radio worth listening to

/Go Bills.
//No, not try hard. Go. F*ck off.
 
2012-10-05 05:30:22 PM

Corvus: barely wins is somehow a positive.


You don't see the logic in putting a qb in who wins, regardless of it being barely or being by a large margin? That's the funniest thing about the group of Farkers that show up to biatch about Tebow. They'd rather see a team lose pretty than win ugly. How's that for logic?
 
2012-10-05 05:31:54 PM

Mark Ratner: There's obviously a higher power involved, if Prater could do that.


Matt Prater has the highest completion percentage of FGs made beyond 50 yards either in history or for active players.
 
2012-10-05 05:34:58 PM

bel4sucks: Mark Ratner: There's obviously a higher power involved, if Prater could do that.

Matt Prater has the highest completion percentage of FGs made beyond 50 yards either in history or for active players.


But two in one game? Matt Prayer had some help from his QB, I suspect.
 
2012-10-05 05:41:38 PM

Mark Ratner: But two in one game? Matt Prayer had some help from his QB, I suspect.


Oh most definitely he had help from people other than Tebow too. Hell Marion Barber helped out a little by not being smart enough to go out of bounds too lol.
 
2012-10-05 05:47:26 PM

fmcgalaxie500: No but J.J. Watt should


media.comicvine.com
 
2012-10-05 05:47:33 PM
The Jets have owned the Texans recently.
Timmysprinkles is 1-0 against the Texans.

I'm not the first to call it, but I think the Jets pull it off Monday. :(
 
2012-10-05 05:55:07 PM
Yea, the Jets aren't a pro team anymore,so why would they need a pro-QB?

But they still have that guy in the fireman hat...what's his name? SAnitation Worker Johnny?
 
2012-10-05 06:06:30 PM
The Jets didn't even attempt a field goal in their game vs. the 49ers.
 
2012-10-05 06:18:40 PM

HaywoodJablonski: The Jets have owned the Texans recently.
Timmysprinkles is 1-0 against the Texans.

I'm not the first to call it, but I think the Jets pull it off Monday. :(


Timmaysprinkles played the Texans when they had their histoically bad defense...and still barely won at home.

The Jets are 5-0 vs Houston but let's look at the games:

Game 1: week 7 of 2003; the sophomre year of David Carr and rookie years of Dominick Davis and one Andre Johnson; not exactly relevent
Game 2: week 13 of 2004; still not relevant; hell this was the first year that Houston A beat the titans, and B were not last in the AFC south
Game 3: week 12 in 2006; Kubiack's first year (also the rookie years of Mario Williams, Demeco Ryans, Owen Daniels and Eric Winston) so still not really relevant (especially since Sanchez isn't drafted for another 3 years)
Game 4: week 1 in 2009; 1st year the team was actually decent enough to reach .500 Cushing, Glover, Barwin, Casey, and Caldwell were all drafted this year (all those are current starters)
Game 5: week 11 in 2010; the aforementioned historically bad defense and Houston still only lost by 3 in New York

So yeah, none of the games are relevant

/didn't want to just say "hurr durr, well the D is better this year"
//sorry if I sounded vindictive just wanted to be thorough
 
2012-10-05 06:29:57 PM

The Muthaship: Yaxe: ESPN's official stance on the West Coast:"Nothing exists East west of Arizona."

I don't think I am reading that right...


HOW DO I ENGLISH?!
 
2012-10-05 06:51:13 PM

bel4sucks: Corvus: barely wins is somehow a positive.

You don't see the logic in putting a qb in who wins, regardless of it being barely or being by a large margin? That's the funniest thing about the group of Farkers that show up to biatch about Tebow. They'd rather see a team lose pretty than win ugly. How's that for logic?


Timmy played the Pats twice last year and it was an ugly, ugly thing. the Pats won so I guess you have a point because I enjoyed the hell out of those ugly,ugly games.
 
2012-10-05 07:09:06 PM

bel4sucks: You don't see the logic in putting a qb in who wins, regardless of it being barely or being by a large margin? That's the funniest thing about the group of Farkers that show up to biatch about Tebow. They'd rather see a team lose pretty than win ugly. How's that for logic?


He's 8-6 for his career as a starting QB (or 9-7 if you count playoff starts). Sanchez is 30-22, or 34-24 if you count postseason play. So, yeah...I don't see the logic there.

Timmysprinkles is like the Jamaica bobsled team of football. He was fun for a short time and I'm sure Disney will make a movie one day, but the more you see him compete the more you realize he just doesn't belong out there.
 
2012-10-05 07:12:36 PM
BRING ME SANCHEZ!
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I HUNGER FOR THE THIN GRUEL OF HIS SOUL!!!
 
2012-10-05 07:59:02 PM
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2012-10-05 08:22:31 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I have no problem believing this. At this point if I was Sanchez, I'd volunteer to ride the pine for one game. Watch Tebow flail about for four quarters, watch the NY sports press have a meltdown, then take the field like a hero the next week.


This, while a good idea, requires a functioning brain stem and a spine.

I remain unconvinced that whiny, puling brat has either, much less both.
 
2012-10-05 09:14:29 PM
Tebow at least wants to farking win. Sanchez plays like such a biatch, its all I can do to not divide by zero to kill us all.

If im going to lose, FFS give me the guy who really wants it over that farkface sanchez.
 
2012-10-05 09:25:20 PM

Killer Cars: Hell, give Greg McElroy a shot. Knowing him, he probably mastered the playbook by the second day of training camp and he reads The Economist on his clipboard during gamedays.


I support this idea.
 
2012-10-05 09:41:43 PM
Sanchez was a fool for leaving college so early to head to the NFL. At least he got paid though.

The Jets were fools for drafting him so high and handing him the keys. They had a really good team for a few years, but having a raw rookie at QB cost them a chance at winning it all in the playoffs. And now that window has closed.

They may as well start Tebow for the rest of the year. If they win, great. If they lose, fine. They can fire the coaching staff, cut Sanchez and Tebow, and blow up the team. They aren't going to be competing for the Superbowl anytime soon anyways.
 
2012-10-05 11:07:52 PM

Mark Ratner: Raging Whore Moans: Mark Ratner: Say what you want, but Tebow was clutch last year for the Broncos when they needed him to be. He finds a way to win, and his teammates play better too because he's such a great leader, unlike that dirty Sanchez.

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You're exactly right.

Take last year's game at Soldier Field against the Bears, for example. People want to give all the Broncos' credit to Matt Prater for kicking those 59- and 51-yard field goals to ultimately win the game. But he didn't get there by himself. And guess who put him in field goal range. Yep. Tim Tebow!

Amen. There's obviously a higher power involved, if Prater could do that.


The fact that game was actually played in Denver probably had more to do with those long field goals than any higher power.

The Bears defense playing like crap late in the game,terrible quarterbacking the whole game. Marion Barber not running out of bounds, didn't help Chicago either.
 
2012-10-05 11:27:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-06 08:43:51 AM

thecpt: Gosling: But Total QBR is the wave of the future! CAST OFF YOUR SHACKLES, MAN!

YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE THE EQUATION, JUST TRUST YOUR ESPN SPORTS OVERLORDS. SLAP HANDS GUYS.


Pleased to see that I'm not the only one that still thinks that rating in complete and utter horseshiat, despite ESPN continuing to deliver it with a straight face.
 
2012-10-06 09:31:30 AM

born_yesterday: despite ESPN continuing to deliver it with a straight face.


Stuart Scott would like a word with you.
 
2012-10-06 11:52:16 AM

xaks: Stuart Scott would like a word with you.


He said face, not eye.
 
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