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(Talking Points Memo)   Moments after the unemployment numbers were released, Jack Welch insisted the Bureau of Labor Statistics was part of a vast conspiracy and they are helping President Obama change numbers. Jack Welch has created a Job Truthers movement   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 40
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2012-10-05 01:53:43 PM  
6 votes:

impaler: Is Gallup in on it too?

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Typical liberal polling by Gallup there. Rasmussen polled 5,000 children and senior citizens and found a whopping 99% unemployment rate. There is simply no excuse for 99% unemployment, no matter how much Presidebt Barack wants to try to make one up. This is due to Barry Hussein Marshall Davis's failed leadership and policies.
2012-10-05 02:05:09 PM  
5 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: So those calculations? You're sounding severely infromed now, please share.


You realize he's called "Thunderpipes" because he pulls so much shiat out of his ass his toilet sounds like Niagara Falls trying to deal with it?
2012-10-05 01:32:47 PM  
5 votes:
Why won't Jack Welch answer the reports that say he helped Glenn Beck rape and murder a young girl in 1990?
2012-10-05 01:48:31 PM  
4 votes:

Bigbobhooter: Dep't of Human Service.


IT'S A COOKBOOK
2012-10-05 01:41:14 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-05 02:16:22 PM  
3 votes:
You know what's funny?

If you present conservatives with facts, their standard operating procedure is to attack the messenger.
If you tell them that some dude rose from the dead 2000 years ago, they accept that without question.
2012-10-05 04:28:48 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-10-05 04:26:23 PM  
2 votes:

archichris: Vote your pocket book or vote your welfare check, but dont lie to yourself about your candidate.


Right, so vote for the guy who spent his career destroying American jobs and was governor of the state that was 47th in employment. That sounds awe...what the fark am even doing, I'm talking to someone who just quoted Rush Limbaugh.
2012-10-05 02:48:01 PM  
2 votes:
indianinthemachine.files.wordpress.com

Bro, have you ever noticed what's going in the dollar bill? Dude, it's some weird stuff man. Also, do you believe the U6 metric, or is that what the 12 foot lizards want you to believe?
2012-10-05 02:14:29 PM  
2 votes:

Arkanaut: legalgus: Since when is 7.8% good? Obama has gotten so used to miserable numbers that some of you wax ecstatic over semi-miserable numbers! Amazing what kool-aid does to liberals. Who is counting the numbers of those who have dropped off because of sheer frustration?

It was 7.3% at this point in 1984.


that .5% difference is the difference between Saint Reagan, greatest president of all time! and the second coming of Hitler meets muslim anarchist mooncheese baby!
2012-10-05 01:57:36 PM  
2 votes:

impaler: Is Gallup in on it too?

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Yes, but once you apply proper unskewed poll methodology to it you get to see the real truth:

public.gettysburg.edu

Unemployment is already at 74% and climbing! In another month or two it will be over 100%!!!! Many people will *not* have more than one job.

Unless of course you elect Mitt Romney.

Romney. He'll make everything better. (Details after the election)
2012-10-05 01:43:43 PM  
2 votes:

Hagenhatesyouall: [thesmokingnun.files.wordpress.com image 600x212]


i235.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 11:38:44 AM  
2 votes:
He has every right to be suspicious. Top business leaders had been colluding to keep unemployment high by not hiring. This flys in the face of their efforts.
2012-10-05 04:50:51 PM  
1 votes:
so do we add the Bureau of Labor Statistics to the list of things opposing the GOP?
2012-10-05 03:27:26 PM  
1 votes:

Civil_War2_Time: Big job gains: Oil and gas.
Big job losses: Aerospace, defense and security.

Both are industries the liberals want to wreck, but have only succeeded in doing that to one of them...

Once Romney gets elected, and "sequestration" is revoked, huge job gains in A, D&S will make him (Obama) look like a fool for signing that into effect last year.


Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies.
Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.
God Is Born Of A Mother -
She Left Belly B. Signature.
Every Priest Has Ma Sign
But Lies To Honor Queers.
Belly B. Proves 4 Corners.
2012-10-05 03:25:53 PM  
1 votes:

tommydee: jso2897: The only thing anybody will remember a week from now is that Romney wants to fire Big Bird.

Thanks for the input, Reverend Sharpton.


You're welcome, white boy.
2012-10-05 03:14:39 PM  
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: PREDICTION: There will be another BLS jobs report on November 2nd, and then again on December 7th. The Right Wing Retard Brigade on Fark is going to have their farking minds blown when that prediction comes true. I'm either a psychic heathen or I'm in on the conspiracy!


You mean just 4 days before the election? Its a conspiracy.
2012-10-05 03:11:35 PM  
1 votes:

Fissile: meat0918: Well, America had a nice run, but she can't compete with the massive amount of FUD because 40% of the country doesn't like the president despite things getting demonstratively and quantitatively better over the last 4 years.

I wish we had a computer sim of the last 4 years, and we could see what would happen if Republicans hadn't made Obama being a one term president their number one goal, and instead had worked with him.

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It's true that powerful people.....i.e., the one percent...want Obama gone, it has little to due with their personal feelings about Obama. The 1% are using the ignorance and racism of a sizable portion of the 99% for their personal gain. A large number of the American electorate have been blinded as to the ulterior motives of the 1% by their own petty bigotry. All they know is that there is a n****r. mooslime, commie in the White House, and they want him gone.......or better yet, dead. They will gladly send the ship into the iceberg to see the captain drown. Of course they are on the same ship, but hey, logical was never the strong suit of this group. This is exactly what the 1% want. When the derp class of Jebus hypocrites, and Honey BooBoo fans gets what it wants, they will have painted themselves into a corner and guess who is going to be standing their with the "solution"?


Never assume an honest difference of opinion when you can blame racism, sparky.

Good thing there were no pictures of Obama out before the last election, or we would have never voted for him last time! But now that we know he's black, yeah he's done.

No, the truth is, if Obama loses it isn't cause of "Da Raszistz!" It because people think Obama would be a good president when they don't know him.
2012-10-05 03:04:42 PM  
1 votes:

browntimmy: publikenemy: Vegan Meat Popsicle: publikenemy: Who cares..7.9% ..right back where we were in January 2009...4 trillion dollars later

So is that the official talking point you nutjobs are being given or is that you taking a random stab in the dark and hoping you hit on something good?


Truth hurts?

Didn't you just admit to trolling in the other thread because you're on vacation and bored? How sad is your life?


yes he did. That three year old must be dead because his nap should have ended long ago.
2012-10-05 02:52:04 PM  
1 votes:

jjorsett: HotWingConspiracy: jjorsett: I don't know why people are having such a hard time believing the best improvement in the jobless rate in 30 years happened one month before a presidential election.

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Obama Derangement Syndrome is real.

I do have to acknowledge that you Obama supporters are indeed deranged.


Right, the sane people know that the employment numbers are a conspiracy. Because Chicago.
2012-10-05 02:52:00 PM  
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: [indianinthemachine.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]

Bro, have you ever noticed what's going in the dollar bill? Dude, it's some weird stuff man. Also, do you believe the U6 metric, or is that what the 12 foot lizards want you to believe?


static.dangerousminds.net
2012-10-05 02:29:00 PM  
1 votes:

jso2897: publikenemy: Imagine what would happen if Obama actually kept his promise of a rate that would drop to 5.3% after his first term? People crowing about 7.8% is pathetic

An adult who can operate a computer and doesn't know what a "metric" is, and how it works, is pretty pathetic, if you ask me.


Isn't the metric system part of the List of People, Groups, Publications, Creatures, and Inanimate Objects Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America? I haven't seen an updated version lately.
2012-10-05 02:17:38 PM  
1 votes:

TaskMan: i'd just like to point out that Dubya's 7th year in office was also the year when the Dems took over congress.



So the Great Recession was created in just 6 months? That's just farking retarded.
2012-10-05 02:14:30 PM  
1 votes:
Read that as Jack "Webb," heard "Dragnet" theme

/Tum Tah Dum-dum

//Yes, ripped off by "Tums"
2012-10-05 02:12:44 PM  
1 votes:

natas6.0: I love it. People are still contending that things are just fine..
and improving

been hearing that for the last 4 years, thanks


That's how time works.
2012-10-05 02:04:22 PM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: Read the BLS report. Tell me that 114k jobs created (not quite enough to keep up with population growth) and all of a sudden we go from 8.1 to 7.8%. The household survey was used, not the establishment survey, and the household survey, flat for years, all of a sudden has 600k people get off their asses and get a part time job? Even if that were true, 600,000 people out of 800,000 "new" jobs are part time.

It is not accurate.


Doesn't seem much different than gallup's.

Why is it idiots like you think that what you imagine in your head is somehow more accurate than the figures from people that go out and poll thousands of people to measure reality?

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2012-10-05 02:01:06 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Don't worry Republicans maybe another Ambassador will die. That seems to make you happy.

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2012-10-05 01:57:58 PM  
1 votes:

publikenemy: Who cares..7.9% ..right back where we were in January 2009...4 trillion dollars later



That's how much it cost us to clean up the last Republican mess. Let's not have to do that again, OK?
2012-10-05 01:56:57 PM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: now the numbers, pretty much flat for almost 4 years. Month before the election, they change, and the numbers don't make sense.


Can you share your calculations with us? You sound quite infromed.
2012-10-05 01:53:41 PM  
1 votes:
There's nobody home. You can see it in his eyes.

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2012-10-05 01:52:35 PM  
1 votes:
Ah, yes. Neutron Jack, called that for 30 years because of his ability to wipe out all the people and leave empty buildings standing.
2012-10-05 01:48:50 PM  
1 votes:
PREDICTION: There will be another BLS jobs report on November 2nd, and then again on December 7th. The Right Wing Retard Brigade on Fark is going to have their farking minds blown when that prediction comes true. I'm either a psychic heathen or I'm in on the conspiracy!
2012-10-05 01:48:15 PM  
1 votes:
Any idea with why they're running with "conspiracy" rather than "the market got so excited for a President Romney after the debate, job creators finally deemed us worthy of creating a job"?
2012-10-05 01:46:11 PM  
1 votes:

Hagenhatesyouall: [thesmokingnun.files.wordpress.com image 600x212]


Not sure if sarcasm - or down syndrome.
2012-10-05 01:44:34 PM  
1 votes:
Is Gallup in on it too?

growlersoftware.com

growlersoftware.com
2012-10-05 01:39:38 PM  
1 votes:
For you Job TrutherTM's out there:

ADP Employment Report

Gallup Employment Report

Oh no, the conspiracy is bigger than we thought!
2012-10-05 01:36:54 PM  
1 votes:
i worked with a client who was a 'master black-belt' at GE under Welch
he said it was a horrible environment - constant fear
the best GE idea he ever heard was 'selling Pepto Bismol and Depends in the parking lot'
2012-10-05 01:36:16 PM  
1 votes:
How about you use your billions to hire somebody instead of whining about how everything sucks?
2012-10-05 01:28:31 PM  
1 votes:

Bonkthat_Again: Jack Welch is single handedly responsible for creating the majority of misery in working for Corporate America.



I'm going out on a limb here, but this appears to be hyperbole.
2012-10-05 11:38:22 AM  
1 votes:
Well, America had a nice run, but she can't compete with the massive amount of FUD because 40% of the country doesn't like the president despite things getting demonstratively and quantitatively better over the last 4 years.

I wish we had a computer sim of the last 4 years, and we could see what would happen if Republicans hadn't made Obama being a one term president their number one goal, and instead had worked with him.
 
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