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(Kens 5 San Antonio)   American Airlines says the cause of loose seats in their planes was because of all YOU careless slobs, certainly not a design flaw or anything like that. Sheez, you filthy animals, clean up your act   ( divider line
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2012-10-05 02:27:23 PM  
2 votes:
American Airlines has now redesigned the interiors of their planes to better serve their customers.

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2012-10-05 03:29:31 PM  
1 vote:
And the answer is ...sippy cups!
All Passengers will now be served in sippy cups.
2012-10-05 02:04:46 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like the TSA is overlooking the real terrorists.
2012-10-05 02:04:14 PM  
1 vote:

AugieDoggyDaddy: Sombody please help me understand this.

Late Thursday, American said the loose seats causing delays and cancellations this week were not the result of human or mechanical failure, as the airline once suspected.

If it's not human failure and it's not mechanical failure, what kind of failure is it?

Software failure. A trouble ticket was open, and the developers are working on a patch. What more do you want?
2012-10-05 01:40:14 PM  
1 vote:
Their name is American Airlines. Their equipment should be able to handle 300 pound passengers without falling apart. Anything else is false advertising.
2012-10-05 01:36:56 PM  
1 vote:
And i would like to point out how easy it is to hold 6 oz of drink in a 6.2 oz handle-less cup as you fly through wind storms while traveling at 500mph
2012-10-05 01:32:14 PM  
1 vote:
Surely, they can't be serious.
2012-10-05 01:28:48 PM  
1 vote:
What you Farkers never deflect blame? Nigerian please!
2012-10-05 01:08:20 PM  
1 vote:
My money's on mechanic sabotage.

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