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(Daily Herald)   Government files discrimination lawsuit against recreation association after they refuse to give medicine to epileptics. Fark: Rectally   (dailyherald.com) divider line 29
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2012-10-05 01:15:17 PM
5 votes:
Problem was that they had to rule out those who seemed to eager to volunteer.
2012-10-05 01:35:28 PM
4 votes:
I can't imagine why a youth oriented organization would be hesitant to allow its non-medically trained employees to pull down a minor child's pants and insert something in their anus.
2012-10-05 01:15:05 PM
3 votes:
Government files discrimination lawsuit rectally...?
2012-10-05 03:25:29 PM
2 votes:
shove something up an epileptics ass? Thats like truying to thread a needle while standing on a paint shaker
2012-10-05 01:42:14 PM
2 votes:
Lame.
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/hotlinked, of course
//there really is a South Park reference for every occasion
2012-10-05 01:31:54 PM
2 votes:
i1162.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 01:19:33 PM
2 votes:
Some frat in Tennessee has the expertise and would be happy to do rectal "medicine" especially as a "community service." They're quite practiced at setting a drip line. Don't believe that lawyer.
2012-10-05 05:32:08 PM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Rectal Diastat is so easy that a parent can learn to give it after a five minute class.

What makes these asshats think they can't, again?


If they knew how to deliver it in the pooper, maybe they wouldn't have a kid in the first place.
2012-10-05 04:58:36 PM
1 votes:
Take this job and shove it.
2012-10-05 03:40:02 PM
1 votes:
If any of y'all think Im having a seizure just let me have the seizure, you do NOT have permission to shove drugs up my ass. No matter how much you want to help.Just move sharp objects away and thatll be enough.
Thanks in advance.
2012-10-05 03:31:49 PM
1 votes:

Tyrosine: Baelz: So if I got this right, you see an 8 year old girl having a seizure you are supposed to pull her pants down, and stick a plastic syringe up her ass? And somehow avoid jail?

quod est necessarium est licitum (what is necessary is lawful)


Sorry judge I thought he was having a seizure. I didnt know about gangnam style.
2012-10-05 03:15:06 PM
1 votes:

StaleCoffee: What plans do Obama and Romney have for anal seizure medication?


Don't know but someone is going to pay through the ass.
2012-10-05 03:07:56 PM
1 votes:
"It's not a seizure! I'm not having a seizure!"
"Oh, sorry. Well, I guess you can pull your panties up then".
2012-10-05 02:52:14 PM
1 votes:
So if I got this right, you see an 8 year old girl having a seizure you are supposed to pull her pants down, and stick a plastic syringe up her ass? And somehow avoid jail?
2012-10-05 02:30:51 PM
1 votes:
17 year old girl. Grand mal seizure. Drugs administered rectally. I say give me the syringe and baby shake dat ass.
2012-10-05 02:15:44 PM
1 votes:
I'm with Uncle Sam on this one. Neglect for the safety and health of Crystal Lake campers can really, really have nasty results.
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2012-10-05 02:11:45 PM
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: Ow My Balls: Matthew Keene: Ow My Balls: The suit was filed on behalf of a 17-year-old McHenry County girl

The medication, Diastat AcuDial, comes in a pre-filled syringe with a plastic tip and must be administered through a person's rectum.

Is this parks department taking any applications at the moment? ...

Do you consider the eight year old too young for your tastes?

In what part of my comment did I mention an 8-year-old? You're sick, dude.

From TFA: The suit was filed on behalf of a 17-year-old McHenry County girl and an 8-year-old Crystal Lake girl who have a history of suffering grand mal seizures, which can be life-threatening if untreated.


Damn near killed 'em!

/you people are slipping
2012-10-05 01:54:50 PM
1 votes:

bugmn99: Trying to come up with a greased epileptic anus joke but I'm drawing a blank at the moment.

I turn to you for help, Fark community.


"OK so this last summer I was at the beach working on my tan. It was getting really good. I could have put Leather Mom to shame. I just finished putting on an entire bottle of babby oil when I guess the heat started getting to me. I felt kind of weird...and then things went black. My buddy told me afterwards that I was seizing like a fish flopping around on a hot sidewalk. it must have been extra bad because the spasms were so severe that it produced a condition known to me later as prolapsed anus. That's something you dopn't want to Google, trust me....so anyway, my buddy tells me it looked like a flesh doughnut poking it's way out of my mankini, and he just stood there in shock. I mean what are you going to do, make a fist and then jam it back in my pelvic cavity while I'm doing the shimmy shimmy coco bop in the sand?? Hell no, I mean we're friends but we're not THAT good friends. (Is anyone?!?!) So the real joke here is that you're still reading this and you have a vision of fisting a greased, sandy, prolapsed anus in your head and I WIN!@! Yay!!"

/tah dah...that's how it's done.
2012-10-05 01:45:53 PM
1 votes:

EdNortonsTwin: People act like they are being compassionate, when the reality is folks just want someone else to wipe the asses of our elderly amd infirm.

I was hospititalized for pnemonia (sp) a couple years back. It got so bad i had the attentive nurse give me an enima. After she asked ifi was feeling better and i told her i felt fine before actually, i was just bored. Didnt see her after that.

True story...or not.


I like your style.
2012-10-05 01:43:23 PM
1 votes:
People act like they are being compassionate, when the reality is folks just want someone else to wipe the asses of our elderly amd infirm.

I was hospititalized for pnemonia (sp) a couple years back. It got so bad i had the attentive nurse give me an enima. After she asked ifi was feeling better and i told her i felt fine before actually, i was just bored. Didnt see her after that.

True story...or not.
2012-10-05 01:42:17 PM
1 votes:
Spirit Hammer:

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/can't believe you people. You're slipping.  
2012-10-05 01:38:04 PM
1 votes:

Spirit Hammer: I can't imagine why a youth oriented organization would be hesitant to allow its non-medically trained employees to pull down a minor child's pants and insert something in their anus.


i1162.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 01:34:39 PM
1 votes:

BenJammin: Problem was that they had to rule out those who seemed to eager to volunteer.


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2012-10-05 01:34:35 PM
1 votes:

sk8r: I have clients on diastat rectal, clonazepam po and midazolam nasal spray. The biggest problem isn't administration- it's securing the meds. This is valium. They probably don't want the liability. Even if they had diastat, by the time they found the narc keys the ambulance would be there.

Midazolam nasal spray is fantastic for interruping a seizure. Too bad it is nasal versed. Party time!

They may be in trouble from this lawsuit if they are willing to give narcs to other campers. The rectal route is one of the safest- unless you are using Franzia. Then no route is safe.


I have the weirdest boner right now...
2012-10-05 01:31:06 PM
1 votes:
I recall a Zappa song called the Illinois Enema Bandit...might be shot for him to get an honest job giving back to the community...a real win-win for everybody.

I don't know if that song was based on a true event, I've asked everyone I know from Illinois...they act as if I am the one with an issue. They should know their state history...
2012-10-05 01:26:51 PM
1 votes:
I like to shove various things up my own butt, however, I am sure as hell not going to shove things up other people's butts. Seizure on bro.
2012-10-05 01:26:28 PM
1 votes:
If this kid can get epileptics to the promised land of speedier care, then she will be kind of a Grand Mal Moses.
2012-10-05 01:18:53 PM
1 votes:
There is bound to be a few people in the world for whom shoving stuff up other people's butts is recreation. They just need to find them and add them to their association.
2012-10-05 01:18:44 PM
1 votes:
i194.photobucket.com
 
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