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2012-10-05 03:57:05 PM

meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.


Radcliffe is already getting other work.

Admittedly the thing about your first big break being a seven-year serial selling internationally is that you'll basically never need money again, so he's more or less been choosing his projects based on what he likes rather than what you may have seen.

the Lady in Black movie wasn't bad, for instance, and he's got some short films floating about that are good enough. Sort of a similar career arc to Elijah Wood, who's still around making money but if you only watch movies that release on 4 screens on every theater in the world you might not notice.
 
2012-10-05 04:29:27 PM
She looks like she's eleven years old, IMO. No thanks.

/YMMV
 
2012-10-05 04:39:01 PM

cgraves67: Here's a disturbing thought. Well, disturbing to me, exciting for some of you.

Per Rule 34, someone will inevitably create a video mash-up of 50SoG with the Harry Potter movies so that it will appear that young Hermoine is getting her naked ass paddled by Snape.


I really hate to admit that I know this but... you're years too late.
 
2012-10-05 04:41:26 PM

Jim_Callahan: the Lady in Black movie wasn't bad, for instance, and he's got some short films floating about that are good enough. Sort of a similar career arc to Elijah Wood, who's still around making money but if you only watch movies that release on 4 screens on every theater in the world you might not notice.


The best career move for successful, blockbuster child actors is to go and do really good small movies that are nothing like what they did, and to very carefully select good work.
 
2012-10-05 04:54:15 PM

MeinRS6: deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?

That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.


For a13-year old. If that's what floats your boat.
 
2012-10-05 04:55:26 PM

MeinRS6: Skip this one, Emma. This would be your "Showgirls".


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-10-05 04:55:53 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

[pictat.com image 439x640]


Do you have the original of the original of that pic, by any chance?
 
2012-10-05 04:57:19 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]

I didn't know he went to the University of Maryland.

/WAAAAAAAMMMMMMPPPLLLLEEEERRR!!!


Never click-through to an Examiner link.
 
2012-10-05 04:59:54 PM

Ed Grubermann: MeinRS6: deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?

That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.

For a13-year old. If that's what floats your boat.


If that's what 13-year-olds look like where you live, I'm not sure I'd ever dare leave the house.
 
2012-10-05 05:11:38 PM
I'm starting to think that Emma Watson is a huge tease. She knows thousands of guys fap to her, and whines publicly about how hard it is to get a date. She begs to do nude scenes, but never does.
 
2012-10-05 05:15:13 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del:

[pictat.com image 439x640]


Is that real? I really want that to be real.
 
2012-10-05 05:38:02 PM

frepnog: anyone that tells me that the "scene" in that movie was NOT a letdown is either a liar or simply has not seen many movies.


This.

Chloe had a much better one Really NSFW
 
2012-10-05 05:39:12 PM

Jgok: I tried to read it... every time the main character said "oh, my" (79 times), I read it in George Takei's voice.


But not Gilbert Gottfried?
 
2012-10-05 05:39:30 PM

frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.


This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.
 
2012-10-05 05:47:31 PM
Wake me up when they cast Dwayne Johnson too.
 
2012-10-05 05:57:22 PM

MeinRS6: Skip this one, Emma. This would be your "Showgirls".


you shut your goddamned mouth. I NEED THIS
 
2012-10-05 06:13:23 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Ctrl-Alt-Del:

[pictat.com image 439x640]

Is that real? I really want that to be real.


No, I made that (q+d) with photoshop a year or so ago with the Rock pic and a pic of she being asked to sign something slightly iffy, I think it was her getting out of a car and her underwear showing, hence the look on her face.
 
2012-10-05 06:43:26 PM

Flint Ironstag: thisisyourbrainonFark: Ctrl-Alt-Del:

[pictat.com image 439x640]

Is that real? I really want that to be real.

No, I made that (q+d) with photoshop a year or so ago with the Rock pic and a pic of she being asked to sign something slightly iffy, I think it was her getting out of a car and her underwear showing, hence the look on her face.


Well, it's still real to me, damnit.

/good jorb, hilarious
//matter of time before someone actually does it
 
2012-10-05 06:55:40 PM

LectertheChef: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.

This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.


That's precisely why they don't do nudes, because once the goods are out that's it for their careers.

Although SJ could probably get by - she's a fairly good actress. JA and EW are horrible actresses.
 
2012-10-05 07:10:08 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Flint Ironstag: thisisyourbrainonFark: Ctrl-Alt-Del:

[pictat.com image 439x640]

Is that real? I really want that to be real.

No, I made that (q+d) with photoshop a year or so ago with the Rock pic and a pic of she being asked to sign something slightly iffy, I think it was her getting out of a car and her underwear showing, hence the look on her face.

Well, it's still real to me, damnit.

/good jorb, hilarious
//matter of time before someone actually does it


Found the original.

imageshack.us

I didn't bother trying to curve the edges etc. I actually posted it in a Gabrielle Giffords thread, believe it or not...
 
2012-10-05 07:20:21 PM

LectertheChef: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.

This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.


I will forever more hate Michael Bay for this:

Scarlett Wanted to Show Breasts but the Director Wouldn't Let Her
 
2012-10-05 07:28:00 PM
"I've been saying since I was 16 that if it's the right role and important for character development and the story, then of course I'll do it."

I guess by "right role" she means "thinly veiled slashfic for a popular fantasy movie series".
And I'm sort of OK with that.

/Off to write Herhiney Granger and the Chamber of Secretions
 
2012-10-05 07:41:32 PM
I'm not usually one for the "OMG it's celebrity nudes!" but with Emma, all I have to say is...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES
 
2012-10-05 08:17:33 PM
I usually don't pan a movie unless I've read the script. Director's cut.
And I've been reading them since the early 70s, too.
This one, I didn't even read the book, but...
It's crap.
And Emma.
Dear.
You can do better.
I expect much more of you.
 
2012-10-05 09:04:24 PM
Meh. Give me the girl who played Luna Lovegood instead.
 
2012-10-05 09:15:44 PM

KatjaMouse: I don't know who's directing but I really hope it's a director who understands his material. I really hope that this is a well crafted movie because it will shine a light on just how really effed up these characters really are. The right tone would do wonders for that awful awful story.


I want it done Starship Troopers style. Buy the rights to the book then completely undermine everything the author intended.
 
2012-10-05 09:53:22 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


Do you have the original of that pic?
 
2012-10-05 10:03:26 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i1125.photobucket.com image 200x152]

/I'm so there.


I've wanted to post that gif for a while, but was afraid of a NewFark(©) banhammer..... or at least a timeout
 
2012-10-05 11:18:10 PM

Witty_Retort: LectertheChef: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.

This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.

I will forever more hate Michael Bay for this:

Scarlett Wanted to Show Breasts but the Director Wouldn't Let Her


It's settled. We must kill Michael Bay.
 
2012-10-05 11:41:53 PM
I've been saying since I was 16 that if it's the right role and important for character development....

Newsflash Emma, there are no characters in 50 Shades of Grey, just sort of faint caricatures of people.
 
2012-10-06 12:06:10 AM
i.imgur.com 

Clicky poppy.
 
2012-10-06 12:17:53 AM

total165: [i.imgur.com image 244x136] 

Clicky poppy.


We embrace as brothers,
 
2012-10-06 12:23:27 AM

whatshisname: I've been saying since I was 16 that if it's the right role and important for character development....

Newsflash Emma, there are no characters in 50 Shades of Grey, just sort of faint caricatures of people.


Shaddap, shaddap, you're gonna ruin it!
 
2012-10-06 01:16:24 AM

cgraves67: Crudbucket: Luckily there will be a thousand threads submitted for the "leaked" footage the instant it hits the web.

Precisely this. If I want to see her nude scenes, I don't need to watch that whole piece of garbage. I can just wait till it hits the web with all the plot junk edited out.


50 shades of grey has a plot?
 
2012-10-06 01:23:07 AM

Six_By_Nine: Jgok: I tried to read it... every time the main character said "oh, my" (79 times), I read it in George Takei's voice.

But not Gilbert Gottfried?


Speaking of voices, for some reason I read the headline in Fat Bastard's voice.
 
2012-10-06 07:14:37 AM

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


Liking someone close to my age makes me a pedophile? You sound old.
 
2012-10-06 07:25:32 AM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]

I know it would never happen, but it would be fantastic to have him walk in front of her shot at least once in the movie.


Email that to the people who make those schloky 'not another disaster movie' series, seriously that would be an epic meta gag.
 
2012-10-06 07:41:20 AM

MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]


How about her AND Emma Watson doing a scene "together"?

/i'll be over there for a while.
 
2012-10-06 07:51:27 AM
I'm convinced that this is some sort of revenge for all the sites dedicated to her age-of-consent countdown. Seriously, man; how creepy must it feel to be featured on those? And so she found "the right role": namely, the one role that not a single one of the people who used those sites would ever want to see.
 
2012-10-06 01:46:18 PM

sprag: Lunchlady: sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?

Had to dig it up, but I found it on my computer:

[drgullo.com image 400x500]

Thanks!

Ya know, I don't think there's anything _NOT_ shopped in that photo. The border, Emma and the Rock are obviously shopped, but even the legs seem shopped too. I've got to wonder if it started as a picture of a blanket and everything else was shopped around it!


It should be easy to find out. Can anyone post the original?
 
2012-10-07 12:40:22 AM

Shazam999: LectertheChef: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.

This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.

That's precisely why they don't do nudes, because once the goods are out that's it for their careers.

Although SJ could probably get by - she's a fairly good actress. JA and EW are horrible actresses.


Of the three actresses you mentioned IMO EW is probably the best. SJ and JA are ok but watch EW in "My Week With Marilyn." BTW Anne Hathaway can act circles around all three and was fine doing epic nudity in "Love and Other Drugs" as well as Oscar worthy movies like "Brokeback Mountain."
 
2012-10-07 11:36:44 AM

therecksays: Of the three actresses you mentioned IMO EW is probably the best. SJ and JA are ok but watch EW in "My Week With Marilyn." BTW Anne Hathaway can act circles around all three and was fine doing epic nudity in "Love and Other Drugs" as well as Oscar worthy movies like "Brokeback Mountain."


Durrrr, that's what I'm saying, they're not really great actors, so once they show their stuff they're done for. AH is a really good actress so she gets roles because of that.
 
2012-10-09 12:30:24 AM
THIS MUST HAPPEN!
 
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