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2012-10-05 01:45:05 PM

sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?


Had to dig it up, but I found it on my computer:

drgullo.com
 
2012-10-05 01:47:57 PM

frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.


whut?
 
2012-10-05 01:50:08 PM
Is the book even any good? I'm not familiar with it other than seeing all the gals I used to go to high school with blathering about it on Facebook. I assumed it was a romance novel or something.

I wouldn't be opposed to seeing Emma Watson nekkid. But I doubt I'd go to the theatre to see it, it'll likely end up on Egotastic or some such site within a day or two of release.
 
2012-10-05 01:52:05 PM
Subby is that a Disney's Robin Hood reference??

Awesome movie.
 
2012-10-05 01:54:49 PM
If this actually happens, theaters will all see tub-sized hot butter popcorn sales go through the roof.
 
2012-10-05 01:55:12 PM

Lunchlady: sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?

Had to dig it up, but I found it on my computer:

[drgullo.com image 400x500]


Thanks!

Ya know, I don't think there's anything _NOT_ shopped in that photo. The border, Emma and the Rock are obviously shopped, but even the legs seem shopped too. I've got to wonder if it started as a picture of a blanket and everything else was shopped around it!
 
2012-10-05 01:56:07 PM

meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.


I think the kid that played Neville Longbottom will do well.
 
2012-10-05 01:58:12 PM

devilEther: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

whut?


anyone that tells me that the "scene" in that movie was NOT a letdown is either a liar or simply has not seen many movies.
 
2012-10-05 01:59:41 PM

Orgasmatron138: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I think the kid that played Neville Longbottom will do well.


Radcliffe was okay in The Woman in Black. We watched that the other day. Decent horror flick and he does an alright job in it. A little light on the dialogue but he carried it well.
 
2012-10-05 02:02:39 PM
i1125.photobucket.com

/I'm so there.
 
2012-10-05 02:04:29 PM

meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.


Uh huh.

I think this guy:

manhattaninfidel.com

Has got a picture or two left in him....
 
2012-10-05 02:04:32 PM
Ten years too alte
 
2012-10-05 02:05:41 PM

MeinRS6: Skip this one, Emma. This would be your "Showgirls".


You shut our whore mouth! Anything that gets Emma naked is good thing. Even if the movie sucks, as you and I both expect, it will:

1) get clips out on the internet of her naked for me to download

2) pave the way to possible better movies with her naked. Once an actress has put them out there theres little reason not to do so again.
 
2012-10-05 02:06:18 PM
Have been patiently waiting for gifs/clips of her singing Rocky Horror's "Touch Me" from Perks of Being a Wallflower. Internet, I am disappoint.
 
2012-10-05 02:06:19 PM

frepnog: devilEther: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

whut?

anyone that tells me that the "scene" in that movie was NOT a letdown is either a liar or simply has not seen many movies.


just needed a little clarification about the "letdown" you're referring to. love that movie.
 
2012-10-05 02:07:58 PM

BigMevy: Is the book even any good? I'm not familiar with it other than seeing all the gals I used to go to high school with blathering about it on Facebook. I assumed it was a romance novel or something.


It is, from my understanding from many people who have read it, a romance novel about S&M written by a repressed Englishwoman (who coincidentally looks just like John Travolta in drag) about what *she* thinks is S&M. Anyone who knows anything about S&M has said repeatedly that it has little to do with real S&M, that the plot because of it comes off as even less believable, and besides, it started out as a Twilight fanfic, when she was writing under the pen name of Snowqueens Icedragon.

Also, just like Twilight, if you want to read a real novel on the subject, read Anne Rice. In this subject's case, the Sleeping Beauty trilogy.
 
2012-10-05 02:09:27 PM

Raug the Dwarf: Orgasmatron138: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I think the kid that played Neville Longbottom will do well.

Radcliffe was okay in The Woman in Black. We watched that the other day. Decent horror flick and he does an alright job in it. A little light on the dialogue but he carried it well.


He was excellent in "How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" John Laroquette was really good as well.
 
2012-10-05 02:09:56 PM
I don't know who's directing but I really hope it's a director who understands his material. I really hope that this is a well crafted movie because it will shine a light on just how really effed up these characters really are. The right tone would do wonders for that awful awful story.
 
2012-10-05 02:10:00 PM

BigMevy: Is the book even any good?


No, it is not even any good. There is no good within it. The fact that this book is as popular as it is because people actually like it and not because it is viewed as a joke with the same level of literate ability present in Rebecca Black's Friday leaves me with a new level of despair for the future of humanity. The next time you find yourself in a book store, pick up a copy and flip to a random page, you will see that I am not being hyperbolic.
 
2012-10-05 02:11:29 PM
She can be in that movie. I'll wait until it hits video and then download the edited version where someone just took her nude scenes and edited them into one short video. Or just borrow the DVD and watch it on fast forward while naked.
 
2012-10-05 02:12:59 PM

timujin: BigMevy: Is the book even any good?

No, it is not even any good. There is no good within it. The fact that this book is as popular as it is because people actually like it and not because it is viewed as a joke with the same level of literate ability present in Rebecca Black's Friday leaves me with a new level of despair for the future of humanity. The next time you find yourself in a book store, pick up a copy and flip to a random page, you will see that I am not being hyperbolic.


i felt the same way when Davinci Code and those horrible Left Behind books were burning up the charts.

Poorly written garbage. People that read those books and enjoyed them are people that know fark-all about books, because people that know knew that those books were poorly written garbage.
 
2012-10-05 02:25:37 PM

timujin: BigMevy: Is the book even any good?

No, it is not even any good. There is no good within it. The fact that this book is as popular as it is because people actually like it and not because it is viewed as a joke with the same level of literate ability present in Rebecca Black's Friday leaves me with a new level of despair for the future of humanity. The next time you find yourself in a book store, pick up a copy and flip to a random page, you will see that I am not being hyperbolic.


I tried to read it... every time the main character said "oh, my" (79 times), I read it in George Takei's voice.

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/ 340987215
 
2012-10-05 02:26:00 PM
Here's a disturbing thought. Well, disturbing to me, exciting for some of you.

Per Rule 34, someone will inevitably create a video mash-up of 50SoG with the Harry Potter movies so that it will appear that young Hermoine is getting her naked ass paddled by Snape.
 
2012-10-05 02:27:39 PM

sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?


If you read the thread in reverse, this joke would play out properly.
 
2012-10-05 02:30:28 PM

halfof33: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

Uh huh.

I think this guy:

[manhattaninfidel.com image 590x679]

Has got a picture or two left in him....


?

Is there some joke somewhere in here I'm missing?
 
2012-10-05 02:32:20 PM
Not going to happen.

Emma Watson's PR people will milk this, but there is no way that she is doing 50 Shades of Grey. No way at all.

Women do nude scenes for 3 reasons: a) The work is artistic (e.g. Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights), b) They need the cash c) They're basically a bimbo, but there are younger bimbos.

50 Shades of Grey is going to be a DVD/Skinemax movie hurriedly produced to cash in on it before the bubble bursts. No-one who has had their face on the poster of a recent blockbuster movie is going to be in the 2 main leads.
 
2012-10-05 02:32:30 PM

wildstarr: halfof33: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

Uh huh.

I think this guy:

[manhattaninfidel.com image 590x679]

Has got a picture or two left in him....

?

Is there some joke somewhere in here I'm missing?


Yes

www.lolbrary.com
 
2012-10-05 02:34:29 PM
Women don't read these books because they are good, they read them because it makes them horny. I cannot find fault in the books for that logic alone.
 
2012-10-05 02:36:48 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?

If you read the thread in reverse, this joke would play out properly.


Hmm. I had not considered that. I'll have to remember that next time I get into a top-posting-email-is-bad conversation.
 
2012-10-05 02:39:22 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Oh shiat, I forgot the internet does those now.


Immediately made me think of Homer's quote: "Oh, they have the internet on computers now!"
 
2012-10-05 02:42:12 PM

FriarReb98: BigMevy: Is the book even any good? I'm not familiar with it other than seeing all the gals I used to go to high school with blathering about it on Facebook. I assumed it was a romance novel or something.

It is, from my understanding from many people who have read it, a romance novel about S&M written by a repressed Englishwoman (who coincidentally looks just like John Travolta in drag) about what *she* thinks is S&M. Anyone who knows anything about S&M has said repeatedly that it has little to do with real S&M, that the plot because of it comes off as even less believable, and besides, it started out as a Twilight fanfic, when she was writing under the pen name of Snowqueens Icedragon.

Also, just like Twilight, if you want to read a real novel on the subject, read Anne Rice. In this subject's case, the Sleeping Beauty trilogy.


I recall one friend's comment that "One woman's cruel bondage is another woman's snug corset."
 
2012-10-05 02:43:26 PM

MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]


Who is this and what movie is that?
 
2012-10-05 02:44:20 PM

Digitalstrange: You shut our whore mouth! Anything that gets Emma naked is good thing.


unrealitymag.com


PS:

randomoverload.net
 
2012-10-05 02:45:38 PM

meat0918: wildstarr: halfof33: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

Uh huh.

I think this guy:

[manhattaninfidel.com image 590x679]

Has got a picture or two left in him....

?

Is there some joke somewhere in here I'm missing?

Yes

[www.lolbrary.com image 600x490]


That picture is hilarious.
 
2012-10-05 02:51:41 PM

Jobber8742: Women don't read these books because they are good, they read them because it makes them horny. I cannot find fault in the books for that logic alone.


which is why i would like to read it. I would get horny and masturbate thinking about how millions of women read this same passage, got horny and masturbated.
 
2012-10-05 02:55:24 PM

deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?


That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.
 
2012-10-05 02:56:04 PM

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


Nope. That was the rumor, but she herself squashed it. The theory is that it popped up because of the decision to change her Qarthan clothing from one boob constantly exposed to none, but that came from the Producers feeling that it would be distracting from the story that was going on.
 
2012-10-05 03:10:31 PM

Jizz Master Zero: russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.

Nope. That was the rumor, but she herself squashed it. The theory is that it popped up because of the decision to change her Qarthan clothing from one boob constantly exposed to none, but that came from the Producers feeling that it would be distracting from the story that was going on.


When she was on a convention panel she said that it was because it would have been too cold to go topless for the whole shoot. But she said it to get a laugh so your producers story may be correct as well.
 
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2012-10-05 03:12:15 PM

MeinRS6: deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?

That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.


Nom nom nom.
 
2012-10-05 03:16:13 PM
Jeremy Irons in bad drag.
 
2012-10-05 03:16:20 PM
This is good news

/ for my penis
 
2012-10-05 03:16:34 PM

farkeruk: Women do nude scenes for 3 reasons: a) The work is artistic (e.g. Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights), b) They need the cash c) They're basically a bimbo, but there are younger bimbos


What about everything Angelina Jolie did in the 1990s?
 
2012-10-05 03:21:45 PM

MeinRS6: deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?

That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.


You forgot about the part about the female tent slave teaching her how to fark.
 
2012-10-05 03:22:40 PM
(ugh...I dislike this new Preview/Add Comment button arrangement)
 
2012-10-05 03:27:51 PM

Mugato: What about everything Angelina Jolie did in the 1990s?


Weren't most of those critically acclaimed?
 
2012-10-05 03:32:57 PM

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


THIS. I know she's a "celeb" (which people somehow want to see naked despite they all look boring to me) but...what a BORING body! Great face, but...there are millions of women more attractive than her.

/I also read - whether true or not - that a search for "Emma Watson" is the most dangerous, apparently because of the % of websites with her photos that also contain malware.

//HERE'S SOME ADVISE YOU MIGHT BE WISE TO READ: 4chan.org ("S" section). If you haven't heard of this...you'll thank me later.
 
2012-10-05 03:38:44 PM

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


Your login is horribly appropriate for your post
 
2012-10-05 03:39:42 PM

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


What?! When did this happen?
 
2012-10-05 03:42:17 PM

timujin: I dunno, subby, I think judicious use of the mute, fast-forward and slow-forward buttons on the remote will keep that turtle's head from pulling back in.


more like back and forth, back and forth.
 
2012-10-05 03:44:34 PM

Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]


pictat.com
 
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