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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 09:32:17 AM  
Chick flick + hot naked girl = fun for both partners. Or at least double ticket revenue.
 
2012-10-05 09:37:51 AM  
Skip this one, Emma. This would be your "Showgirls".
 
2012-10-05 09:56:59 AM  
so, hot naked girl having lots of kinky sex. nope, I'm going to skip that. I'm too many for that movie.
 
2012-10-05 10:18:30 AM  
Let's just get this out of the way right up front

api.ning.com
 
2012-10-05 11:38:25 AM  
I INSIST on doing all my scenes nude.
 
I REALLY REALLY want want this role.  *starts disrobing*
 
Um, sir you do know this is the casting for Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch?
 
I may or may not be aware of that, what answer results in "you got the part!"
 
2012-10-05 11:59:47 AM  
Much better choice -

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 12:18:08 PM  
I dunno, subby, I think judicious use of the mute, fast-forward and slow-forward buttons on the remote will keep that turtle's head from pulling back in.
 
2012-10-05 12:39:35 PM  
Eh, I'll just wait for the still-frames to be leaked to the web. Emma Watson is just not worth putting up with that... story.
 
2012-10-05 12:41:33 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


I didn't know he went to the University of Maryland.

/WAAAAAAAMMMMMMPPPLLLLEEEERRR!!!
 
2012-10-05 12:43:06 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Eh, I'll just wait for the still-frames to be leaked to the web. Emma Watson is just not worth putting up with that... story.


Gifs man, GIFS!
 
2012-10-05 12:44:50 PM  

MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]


except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.
 
2012-10-05 12:48:46 PM  
Luckily there will be a thousand threads submitted for the "leaked" footage the instant it hits the web.
 
2012-10-05 12:50:44 PM  

MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]


Is that an alien?
 
2012-10-05 12:51:58 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


I don't get it.
 
2012-10-05 12:55:17 PM  

Odd Bird: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]

I don't get it.


You must be new here.
 
2012-10-05 12:56:35 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


Do you have the orig...wait...

DAMMIT!
 
2012-10-05 12:56:39 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


I know it would never happen, but it would be fantastic to have him walk in front of her shot at least once in the movie.
 
2012-10-05 12:58:09 PM  
She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.
 
2012-10-05 12:59:54 PM  

Crudbucket: Luckily there will be a thousand threads submitted for the "leaked" footage the instant it hits the web.


Precisely this. If I want to see her nude scenes, I don't need to watch that whole piece of garbage. I can just wait till it hits the web with all the plot junk edited out.
 
2012-10-05 01:03:28 PM  
so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.
 
2012-10-05 01:04:28 PM  
That's what the internet is for. Let someone else see the movie, as long as they rip the scene.
 
2012-10-05 01:05:36 PM  

meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.


I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.
 
2012-10-05 01:06:04 PM  
She said that in a really creepy way, though.
 
2012-10-05 01:08:10 PM  

grinding_journalist: The My Little Pony Killer: Eh, I'll just wait for the still-frames to be leaked to the web. Emma Watson is just not worth putting up with that... story.

Gifs man, GIFS!


Oh shiat, I forgot the internet does those now. Gifs, still-frames, pretty much anything that keeps me from having to pay attention to the fact that there's supposed to be some sort of plot to them.
 
2012-10-05 01:09:36 PM  

bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.


Answering machines are making a comeback?
 
2012-10-05 01:09:37 PM  
she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...
 
2012-10-05 01:10:10 PM  

bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.


That Helena Bonham Carter might have a chance if she marries a director.
 
2012-10-05 01:12:16 PM  

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[Danaerys.jpg]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.



Kinda late for that, isn't it? I always figured it was a one-way door. Or is she just not doing nude scenes in films set on Earth?

/Alternatively, just get Maggie G to do it - she's a proven commodity!
 
2012-10-05 01:12:56 PM  

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


That's some bad news. When did that happen?

I would hate for GoT to have to rely on German/Turkish pr0n stars for quality nudity.
 
2012-10-05 01:13:40 PM  

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


Well my good man, I am afraid I will have to agree with you....it is the whole "Hermione naked" thing....Big deal....
 
2012-10-05 01:15:17 PM  

ManateeGag: so, hot naked girl having lots of kinky sex. nope, I'm going to skip that. I'm too many for that movie.


It's a chick flick. Name one chick flick in the past that's actually hot besides maybe one 15 second scene.
 
2012-10-05 01:17:07 PM  

ManateeGag: I'm too many for that movie.


How many of you are there?
 
2012-10-05 01:17:30 PM  

bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.


I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.
 
2012-10-05 01:20:13 PM  
Well it's a bit late at this point

500motivators.com
 
2012-10-05 01:20:30 PM  
There is absolutely no way this movie will ever work because of two letters and a two digit number: PG-13. Whoever puts this out will be forced by the studio to try and make a movie about a repressed Mormon's idea of S&M in terms that will be okay to the teen girl crowd. It will alienate the people expecting more, either in the premise or (I assume, as I wouldn't be caught dead reading it) just flat-out skipping parts of the book, and those that aren't fans will probably take one look at this and think it's extraordinarily bad dreck.

If I'm wrong, and it becomes a R-rated movie, then it won't make the money they think anyway because the teen girl demographic won't be able to go see it. And if it involves less removal of material than I thought, well...wow. That'd make the books even more juvenile and non-S&M related than I thought.
 
2012-10-05 01:21:41 PM  

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


She isn't quite boob-less. I'm not one of those "Countdown 'til the Olsen twins turn 18" creeps, but I just find Emma Watson quite attractive, in a "hot girl next door" type way.
 
2012-10-05 01:24:46 PM  

meat0918: bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.

I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.


Ah, ok. Glad you cleared that up because I see some real talent in that dude who plays Serious Black.
I think he's got potential to really go places.
 
2012-10-05 01:25:46 PM  

beerrun: meat0918: bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.

I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.

Ah, ok. Glad you cleared that up because I see some real talent in that dude who plays Serious Black.
I think he's got potential to really go places.


I think most of them are already doing pretty well for themselves.

/Except for Ron
//Ginger
 
2012-10-05 01:26:32 PM  
Your move, Rupert
 
2012-10-05 01:27:34 PM  

beerrun: meat0918: bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.

I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.

Ah, ok. Glad you cleared that up because I see some real talent in that dude who plays Serious Black.
I think he's got potential to really go places.


wait. wait wait. you talking about that crappy actor that played Comissinor Gordon in those god awful batman mjovies?

cuz he sucks.
 
2012-10-05 01:28:12 PM  

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


That can't be right... we already saw her nude in the first season of Game of Thrones.
 
2012-10-05 01:28:55 PM  

beerrun: meat0918: bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.

I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.

Ah, ok. Glad you cleared that up because I see some real talent in that dude who plays Serious Black.
I think he's got potential to really go places.


I dunno.

For instance, he'd never, EVER be able to pull off Dracula, let alone star opposite a big name star like Natalie Portman.
 
2012-10-05 01:34:25 PM  
Because she's very, very pretty. Believe it or not some of us prefer small boobs.
 
2012-10-05 01:34:50 PM  

frepnog: we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.


I know right? WTF? every other panel of that book was faithfully represented in the film and Jessica couldn't make with the boobies?
 
2012-10-05 01:37:03 PM  

mongbiohazard: Because she's very, very pretty. Believe it or not some of us prefer small boobs.


That was supposed to be a response to GacysBasement. Damn shiatty cell connection.
 
2012-10-05 01:38:06 PM  

Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]


You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?
 
2012-10-05 01:38:38 PM  

Mugato: frepnog: we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

I know right? WTF? every other panel of that book was faithfully represented in the film and Jessica couldn't make with the boobies?


They should have just cast someone else. I'm sure they could have found another hot chick who'd be more willing, and it's not like they had a shortage of well known actors and actresses in Sin City.
 
2012-10-05 01:41:13 PM  

Mugato: frepnog: we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

I know right? WTF? every other panel of that book was faithfully represented in the film and Jessica couldn't make with the boobies?


yeah. i am of the mind that if you are cast to play a stripper, pull your farking tits out or don't take the role. in the comics nancy was topless. i am not saying that jessica's boobs would have made the movie better (arguable i guess) but out of everything that movie got right alba really marred the film.

it isn't that I was just dying to see alba's tits. it was that everything else was so perfect that it pulled me out of the film.
 
2012-10-05 01:41:57 PM  

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


That's a tragedy on par with Sin City: The Stripper That Wouldn't Strip
 
2012-10-05 01:43:20 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: ManateeGag: I'm too many for that movie.

How many of you are there?


Legion
 
2012-10-05 01:45:05 PM  

sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?


Had to dig it up, but I found it on my computer:

drgullo.com
 
2012-10-05 01:47:57 PM  

frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.


whut?
 
2012-10-05 01:50:08 PM  
Is the book even any good? I'm not familiar with it other than seeing all the gals I used to go to high school with blathering about it on Facebook. I assumed it was a romance novel or something.

I wouldn't be opposed to seeing Emma Watson nekkid. But I doubt I'd go to the theatre to see it, it'll likely end up on Egotastic or some such site within a day or two of release.
 
2012-10-05 01:52:05 PM  
Subby is that a Disney's Robin Hood reference??

Awesome movie.
 
2012-10-05 01:54:49 PM  
If this actually happens, theaters will all see tub-sized hot butter popcorn sales go through the roof.
 
2012-10-05 01:55:12 PM  

Lunchlady: sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?

Had to dig it up, but I found it on my computer:

[drgullo.com image 400x500]


Thanks!

Ya know, I don't think there's anything _NOT_ shopped in that photo. The border, Emma and the Rock are obviously shopped, but even the legs seem shopped too. I've got to wonder if it started as a picture of a blanket and everything else was shopped around it!
 
2012-10-05 01:56:07 PM  

meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.


I think the kid that played Neville Longbottom will do well.
 
2012-10-05 01:58:12 PM  

devilEther: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

whut?


anyone that tells me that the "scene" in that movie was NOT a letdown is either a liar or simply has not seen many movies.
 
2012-10-05 01:59:41 PM  

Orgasmatron138: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I think the kid that played Neville Longbottom will do well.


Radcliffe was okay in The Woman in Black. We watched that the other day. Decent horror flick and he does an alright job in it. A little light on the dialogue but he carried it well.
 
2012-10-05 02:02:39 PM  
i1125.photobucket.com

/I'm so there.
 
2012-10-05 02:04:29 PM  

meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.


Uh huh.

I think this guy:

manhattaninfidel.com

Has got a picture or two left in him....
 
2012-10-05 02:04:32 PM  
Ten years too alte
 
2012-10-05 02:05:41 PM  

MeinRS6: Skip this one, Emma. This would be your "Showgirls".


You shut our whore mouth! Anything that gets Emma naked is good thing. Even if the movie sucks, as you and I both expect, it will:

1) get clips out on the internet of her naked for me to download

2) pave the way to possible better movies with her naked. Once an actress has put them out there theres little reason not to do so again.
 
2012-10-05 02:06:18 PM  
Have been patiently waiting for gifs/clips of her singing Rocky Horror's "Touch Me" from Perks of Being a Wallflower. Internet, I am disappoint.
 
2012-10-05 02:06:19 PM  

frepnog: devilEther: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

whut?

anyone that tells me that the "scene" in that movie was NOT a letdown is either a liar or simply has not seen many movies.


just needed a little clarification about the "letdown" you're referring to. love that movie.
 
2012-10-05 02:07:58 PM  

BigMevy: Is the book even any good? I'm not familiar with it other than seeing all the gals I used to go to high school with blathering about it on Facebook. I assumed it was a romance novel or something.


It is, from my understanding from many people who have read it, a romance novel about S&M written by a repressed Englishwoman (who coincidentally looks just like John Travolta in drag) about what *she* thinks is S&M. Anyone who knows anything about S&M has said repeatedly that it has little to do with real S&M, that the plot because of it comes off as even less believable, and besides, it started out as a Twilight fanfic, when she was writing under the pen name of Snowqueens Icedragon.

Also, just like Twilight, if you want to read a real novel on the subject, read Anne Rice. In this subject's case, the Sleeping Beauty trilogy.
 
2012-10-05 02:09:27 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: Orgasmatron138: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I think the kid that played Neville Longbottom will do well.

Radcliffe was okay in The Woman in Black. We watched that the other day. Decent horror flick and he does an alright job in it. A little light on the dialogue but he carried it well.


He was excellent in "How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" John Laroquette was really good as well.
 
2012-10-05 02:09:56 PM  
I don't know who's directing but I really hope it's a director who understands his material. I really hope that this is a well crafted movie because it will shine a light on just how really effed up these characters really are. The right tone would do wonders for that awful awful story.
 
2012-10-05 02:10:00 PM  

BigMevy: Is the book even any good?


No, it is not even any good. There is no good within it. The fact that this book is as popular as it is because people actually like it and not because it is viewed as a joke with the same level of literate ability present in Rebecca Black's Friday leaves me with a new level of despair for the future of humanity. The next time you find yourself in a book store, pick up a copy and flip to a random page, you will see that I am not being hyperbolic.
 
2012-10-05 02:11:29 PM  
She can be in that movie. I'll wait until it hits video and then download the edited version where someone just took her nude scenes and edited them into one short video. Or just borrow the DVD and watch it on fast forward while naked.
 
2012-10-05 02:12:59 PM  

timujin: BigMevy: Is the book even any good?

No, it is not even any good. There is no good within it. The fact that this book is as popular as it is because people actually like it and not because it is viewed as a joke with the same level of literate ability present in Rebecca Black's Friday leaves me with a new level of despair for the future of humanity. The next time you find yourself in a book store, pick up a copy and flip to a random page, you will see that I am not being hyperbolic.


i felt the same way when Davinci Code and those horrible Left Behind books were burning up the charts.

Poorly written garbage. People that read those books and enjoyed them are people that know fark-all about books, because people that know knew that those books were poorly written garbage.
 
2012-10-05 02:25:37 PM  

timujin: BigMevy: Is the book even any good?

No, it is not even any good. There is no good within it. The fact that this book is as popular as it is because people actually like it and not because it is viewed as a joke with the same level of literate ability present in Rebecca Black's Friday leaves me with a new level of despair for the future of humanity. The next time you find yourself in a book store, pick up a copy and flip to a random page, you will see that I am not being hyperbolic.


I tried to read it... every time the main character said "oh, my" (79 times), I read it in George Takei's voice.

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/ 340987215
 
2012-10-05 02:26:00 PM  
Here's a disturbing thought. Well, disturbing to me, exciting for some of you.

Per Rule 34, someone will inevitably create a video mash-up of 50SoG with the Harry Potter movies so that it will appear that young Hermoine is getting her naked ass paddled by Snape.
 
2012-10-05 02:27:39 PM  

sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?


If you read the thread in reverse, this joke would play out properly.
 
2012-10-05 02:30:28 PM  

halfof33: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

Uh huh.

I think this guy:

[manhattaninfidel.com image 590x679]

Has got a picture or two left in him....


?

Is there some joke somewhere in here I'm missing?
 
2012-10-05 02:32:20 PM  
Not going to happen.

Emma Watson's PR people will milk this, but there is no way that she is doing 50 Shades of Grey. No way at all.

Women do nude scenes for 3 reasons: a) The work is artistic (e.g. Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights), b) They need the cash c) They're basically a bimbo, but there are younger bimbos.

50 Shades of Grey is going to be a DVD/Skinemax movie hurriedly produced to cash in on it before the bubble bursts. No-one who has had their face on the poster of a recent blockbuster movie is going to be in the 2 main leads.
 
2012-10-05 02:32:30 PM  

wildstarr: halfof33: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

Uh huh.

I think this guy:

[manhattaninfidel.com image 590x679]

Has got a picture or two left in him....

?

Is there some joke somewhere in here I'm missing?


Yes

www.lolbrary.com
 
2012-10-05 02:34:29 PM  
Women don't read these books because they are good, they read them because it makes them horny. I cannot find fault in the books for that logic alone.
 
2012-10-05 02:36:48 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?

If you read the thread in reverse, this joke would play out properly.


Hmm. I had not considered that. I'll have to remember that next time I get into a top-posting-email-is-bad conversation.
 
2012-10-05 02:39:22 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Oh shiat, I forgot the internet does those now.


Immediately made me think of Homer's quote: "Oh, they have the internet on computers now!"
 
2012-10-05 02:42:12 PM  

FriarReb98: BigMevy: Is the book even any good? I'm not familiar with it other than seeing all the gals I used to go to high school with blathering about it on Facebook. I assumed it was a romance novel or something.

It is, from my understanding from many people who have read it, a romance novel about S&M written by a repressed Englishwoman (who coincidentally looks just like John Travolta in drag) about what *she* thinks is S&M. Anyone who knows anything about S&M has said repeatedly that it has little to do with real S&M, that the plot because of it comes off as even less believable, and besides, it started out as a Twilight fanfic, when she was writing under the pen name of Snowqueens Icedragon.

Also, just like Twilight, if you want to read a real novel on the subject, read Anne Rice. In this subject's case, the Sleeping Beauty trilogy.


I recall one friend's comment that "One woman's cruel bondage is another woman's snug corset."
 
2012-10-05 02:43:26 PM  

MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]


Who is this and what movie is that?
 
2012-10-05 02:44:20 PM  

Digitalstrange: You shut our whore mouth! Anything that gets Emma naked is good thing.


unrealitymag.com


PS:

randomoverload.net
 
2012-10-05 02:45:38 PM  

meat0918: wildstarr: halfof33: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

Uh huh.

I think this guy:

[manhattaninfidel.com image 590x679]

Has got a picture or two left in him....

?

Is there some joke somewhere in here I'm missing?

Yes

[www.lolbrary.com image 600x490]


That picture is hilarious.
 
2012-10-05 02:51:41 PM  

Jobber8742: Women don't read these books because they are good, they read them because it makes them horny. I cannot find fault in the books for that logic alone.


which is why i would like to read it. I would get horny and masturbate thinking about how millions of women read this same passage, got horny and masturbated.
 
2012-10-05 02:55:24 PM  

deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?


That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.
 
2012-10-05 02:56:04 PM  

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


Nope. That was the rumor, but she herself squashed it. The theory is that it popped up because of the decision to change her Qarthan clothing from one boob constantly exposed to none, but that came from the Producers feeling that it would be distracting from the story that was going on.
 
2012-10-05 03:10:31 PM  

Jizz Master Zero: russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.

Nope. That was the rumor, but she herself squashed it. The theory is that it popped up because of the decision to change her Qarthan clothing from one boob constantly exposed to none, but that came from the Producers feeling that it would be distracting from the story that was going on.


When she was on a convention panel she said that it was because it would have been too cold to go topless for the whole shoot. But she said it to get a laugh so your producers story may be correct as well.
 
ecl
2012-10-05 03:12:15 PM  

MeinRS6: deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?

That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.


Nom nom nom.
 
2012-10-05 03:16:13 PM  
Jeremy Irons in bad drag.
 
2012-10-05 03:16:20 PM  
This is good news

/ for my penis
 
2012-10-05 03:16:34 PM  

farkeruk: Women do nude scenes for 3 reasons: a) The work is artistic (e.g. Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights), b) They need the cash c) They're basically a bimbo, but there are younger bimbos


What about everything Angelina Jolie did in the 1990s?
 
2012-10-05 03:21:45 PM  

MeinRS6: deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?

That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.


You forgot about the part about the female tent slave teaching her how to fark.
 
2012-10-05 03:22:40 PM  
(ugh...I dislike this new Preview/Add Comment button arrangement)
 
2012-10-05 03:27:51 PM  

Mugato: What about everything Angelina Jolie did in the 1990s?


Weren't most of those critically acclaimed?
 
2012-10-05 03:32:57 PM  

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


THIS. I know she's a "celeb" (which people somehow want to see naked despite they all look boring to me) but...what a BORING body! Great face, but...there are millions of women more attractive than her.

/I also read - whether true or not - that a search for "Emma Watson" is the most dangerous, apparently because of the % of websites with her photos that also contain malware.

//HERE'S SOME ADVISE YOU MIGHT BE WISE TO READ: 4chan.org ("S" section). If you haven't heard of this...you'll thank me later.
 
2012-10-05 03:38:44 PM  

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


Your login is horribly appropriate for your post
 
2012-10-05 03:39:42 PM  

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


What?! When did this happen?
 
2012-10-05 03:42:17 PM  

timujin: I dunno, subby, I think judicious use of the mute, fast-forward and slow-forward buttons on the remote will keep that turtle's head from pulling back in.


more like back and forth, back and forth.
 
2012-10-05 03:44:34 PM  

Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]


pictat.com
 
2012-10-05 03:57:05 PM  

meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.


Radcliffe is already getting other work.

Admittedly the thing about your first big break being a seven-year serial selling internationally is that you'll basically never need money again, so he's more or less been choosing his projects based on what he likes rather than what you may have seen.

the Lady in Black movie wasn't bad, for instance, and he's got some short films floating about that are good enough. Sort of a similar career arc to Elijah Wood, who's still around making money but if you only watch movies that release on 4 screens on every theater in the world you might not notice.
 
2012-10-05 04:29:27 PM  
She looks like she's eleven years old, IMO. No thanks.

/YMMV
 
2012-10-05 04:39:01 PM  

cgraves67: Here's a disturbing thought. Well, disturbing to me, exciting for some of you.

Per Rule 34, someone will inevitably create a video mash-up of 50SoG with the Harry Potter movies so that it will appear that young Hermoine is getting her naked ass paddled by Snape.


I really hate to admit that I know this but... you're years too late.
 
2012-10-05 04:41:26 PM  

Jim_Callahan: the Lady in Black movie wasn't bad, for instance, and he's got some short films floating about that are good enough. Sort of a similar career arc to Elijah Wood, who's still around making money but if you only watch movies that release on 4 screens on every theater in the world you might not notice.


The best career move for successful, blockbuster child actors is to go and do really good small movies that are nothing like what they did, and to very carefully select good work.
 
2012-10-05 04:54:15 PM  

MeinRS6: deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?

That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.


For a13-year old. If that's what floats your boat.
 
2012-10-05 04:55:26 PM  

MeinRS6: Skip this one, Emma. This would be your "Showgirls".


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2012-10-05 04:55:53 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

[pictat.com image 439x640]


Do you have the original of the original of that pic, by any chance?
 
2012-10-05 04:57:19 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]

I didn't know he went to the University of Maryland.

/WAAAAAAAMMMMMMPPPLLLLEEEERRR!!!


Never click-through to an Examiner link.
 
2012-10-05 04:59:54 PM  

Ed Grubermann: MeinRS6: deanayer: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

Who is this and what movie is that?

That's Emilia Clarke and it's from Game of Thrones, in which she gets naked and looks all dreamy'n'shiat.

For a13-year old. If that's what floats your boat.


If that's what 13-year-olds look like where you live, I'm not sure I'd ever dare leave the house.
 
2012-10-05 05:11:38 PM  
I'm starting to think that Emma Watson is a huge tease. She knows thousands of guys fap to her, and whines publicly about how hard it is to get a date. She begs to do nude scenes, but never does.
 
2012-10-05 05:15:13 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del:

[pictat.com image 439x640]


Is that real? I really want that to be real.
 
2012-10-05 05:38:02 PM  

frepnog: anyone that tells me that the "scene" in that movie was NOT a letdown is either a liar or simply has not seen many movies.


This.

Chloe had a much better one Really NSFW
 
2012-10-05 05:39:12 PM  

Jgok: I tried to read it... every time the main character said "oh, my" (79 times), I read it in George Takei's voice.


But not Gilbert Gottfried?
 
2012-10-05 05:39:30 PM  

frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.


This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.
 
2012-10-05 05:47:31 PM  
Wake me up when they cast Dwayne Johnson too.
 
2012-10-05 05:57:22 PM  

MeinRS6: Skip this one, Emma. This would be your "Showgirls".


you shut your goddamned mouth. I NEED THIS
 
2012-10-05 06:13:23 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Ctrl-Alt-Del:

[pictat.com image 439x640]

Is that real? I really want that to be real.


No, I made that (q+d) with photoshop a year or so ago with the Rock pic and a pic of she being asked to sign something slightly iffy, I think it was her getting out of a car and her underwear showing, hence the look on her face.
 
2012-10-05 06:43:26 PM  

Flint Ironstag: thisisyourbrainonFark: Ctrl-Alt-Del:

[pictat.com image 439x640]

Is that real? I really want that to be real.

No, I made that (q+d) with photoshop a year or so ago with the Rock pic and a pic of she being asked to sign something slightly iffy, I think it was her getting out of a car and her underwear showing, hence the look on her face.


Well, it's still real to me, damnit.

/good jorb, hilarious
//matter of time before someone actually does it
 
2012-10-05 06:55:40 PM  

LectertheChef: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.

This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.


That's precisely why they don't do nudes, because once the goods are out that's it for their careers.

Although SJ could probably get by - she's a fairly good actress. JA and EW are horrible actresses.
 
2012-10-05 07:10:08 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Flint Ironstag: thisisyourbrainonFark: Ctrl-Alt-Del:

[pictat.com image 439x640]

Is that real? I really want that to be real.

No, I made that (q+d) with photoshop a year or so ago with the Rock pic and a pic of she being asked to sign something slightly iffy, I think it was her getting out of a car and her underwear showing, hence the look on her face.

Well, it's still real to me, damnit.

/good jorb, hilarious
//matter of time before someone actually does it


Found the original.

imageshack.us

I didn't bother trying to curve the edges etc. I actually posted it in a Gabrielle Giffords thread, believe it or not...
 
2012-10-05 07:20:21 PM  

LectertheChef: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.

This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.


I will forever more hate Michael Bay for this:

Scarlett Wanted to Show Breasts but the Director Wouldn't Let Her
 
2012-10-05 07:28:00 PM  
"I've been saying since I was 16 that if it's the right role and important for character development and the story, then of course I'll do it."

I guess by "right role" she means "thinly veiled slashfic for a popular fantasy movie series".
And I'm sort of OK with that.

/Off to write Herhiney Granger and the Chamber of Secretions
 
2012-10-05 07:41:32 PM  
I'm not usually one for the "OMG it's celebrity nudes!" but with Emma, all I have to say is...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES
 
2012-10-05 08:17:33 PM  
I usually don't pan a movie unless I've read the script. Director's cut.
And I've been reading them since the early 70s, too.
This one, I didn't even read the book, but...
It's crap.
And Emma.
Dear.
You can do better.
I expect much more of you.
 
2012-10-05 09:04:24 PM  
Meh. Give me the girl who played Luna Lovegood instead.
 
2012-10-05 09:15:44 PM  

KatjaMouse: I don't know who's directing but I really hope it's a director who understands his material. I really hope that this is a well crafted movie because it will shine a light on just how really effed up these characters really are. The right tone would do wonders for that awful awful story.


I want it done Starship Troopers style. Buy the rights to the book then completely undermine everything the author intended.
 
2012-10-05 09:53:22 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


Do you have the original of that pic?
 
2012-10-05 10:03:26 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [i1125.photobucket.com image 200x152]

/I'm so there.


I've wanted to post that gif for a while, but was afraid of a NewFark(©) banhammer..... or at least a timeout
 
2012-10-05 11:18:10 PM  

Witty_Retort: LectertheChef: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.

This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.

I will forever more hate Michael Bay for this:

Scarlett Wanted to Show Breasts but the Director Wouldn't Let Her


It's settled. We must kill Michael Bay.
 
2012-10-05 11:41:53 PM  
I've been saying since I was 16 that if it's the right role and important for character development....

Newsflash Emma, there are no characters in 50 Shades of Grey, just sort of faint caricatures of people.
 
2012-10-06 12:06:10 AM  
i.imgur.com 

Clicky poppy.
 
2012-10-06 12:17:53 AM  

total165: [i.imgur.com image 244x136] 

Clicky poppy.


We embrace as brothers,
 
2012-10-06 12:23:27 AM  

whatshisname: I've been saying since I was 16 that if it's the right role and important for character development....

Newsflash Emma, there are no characters in 50 Shades of Grey, just sort of faint caricatures of people.


Shaddap, shaddap, you're gonna ruin it!
 
2012-10-06 01:16:24 AM  

cgraves67: Crudbucket: Luckily there will be a thousand threads submitted for the "leaked" footage the instant it hits the web.

Precisely this. If I want to see her nude scenes, I don't need to watch that whole piece of garbage. I can just wait till it hits the web with all the plot junk edited out.


50 shades of grey has a plot?
 
2012-10-06 01:23:07 AM  

Six_By_Nine: Jgok: I tried to read it... every time the main character said "oh, my" (79 times), I read it in George Takei's voice.

But not Gilbert Gottfried?


Speaking of voices, for some reason I read the headline in Fat Bastard's voice.
 
2012-10-06 07:14:37 AM  

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


Liking someone close to my age makes me a pedophile? You sound old.
 
2012-10-06 07:25:32 AM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]

I know it would never happen, but it would be fantastic to have him walk in front of her shot at least once in the movie.


Email that to the people who make those schloky 'not another disaster movie' series, seriously that would be an epic meta gag.
 
2012-10-06 07:41:20 AM  

MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]


How about her AND Emma Watson doing a scene "together"?

/i'll be over there for a while.
 
2012-10-06 07:51:27 AM  
I'm convinced that this is some sort of revenge for all the sites dedicated to her age-of-consent countdown. Seriously, man; how creepy must it feel to be featured on those? And so she found "the right role": namely, the one role that not a single one of the people who used those sites would ever want to see.
 
2012-10-06 01:46:18 PM  

sprag: Lunchlady: sprag: Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]

You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?

Had to dig it up, but I found it on my computer:

[drgullo.com image 400x500]

Thanks!

Ya know, I don't think there's anything _NOT_ shopped in that photo. The border, Emma and the Rock are obviously shopped, but even the legs seem shopped too. I've got to wonder if it started as a picture of a blanket and everything else was shopped around it!


It should be easy to find out. Can anyone post the original?
 
2012-10-07 12:40:22 AM  

Shazam999: LectertheChef: frepnog: so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.

This is what bothers me most about today's Hollywood starlets. There's plenty of highly respected actresses out there, a few with multiple Oscars, who've done nude scenes. What makes this new generation of actresses think they're any better than Sharon Stone, Angelina Jolie, Glenn Close, Dame Helen Mirren, and the list goes on and on. Scarlett Johannsen, Emma Watson and Jessica Alba are not superior actresses to those women, in fact, they're quite inferior.

In short: Tits or GTFO.

That's precisely why they don't do nudes, because once the goods are out that's it for their careers.

Although SJ could probably get by - she's a fairly good actress. JA and EW are horrible actresses.


Of the three actresses you mentioned IMO EW is probably the best. SJ and JA are ok but watch EW in "My Week With Marilyn." BTW Anne Hathaway can act circles around all three and was fine doing epic nudity in "Love and Other Drugs" as well as Oscar worthy movies like "Brokeback Mountain."
 
2012-10-07 11:36:44 AM  

therecksays: Of the three actresses you mentioned IMO EW is probably the best. SJ and JA are ok but watch EW in "My Week With Marilyn." BTW Anne Hathaway can act circles around all three and was fine doing epic nudity in "Love and Other Drugs" as well as Oscar worthy movies like "Brokeback Mountain."


Durrrr, that's what I'm saying, they're not really great actors, so once they show their stuff they're done for. AH is a really good actress so she gets roles because of that.
 
2012-10-09 12:30:24 AM  
THIS MUST HAPPEN!
 
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