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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 09:32:17 AM
Chick flick + hot naked girl = fun for both partners. Or at least double ticket revenue.
 
2012-10-05 09:37:51 AM
Skip this one, Emma. This would be your "Showgirls".
 
2012-10-05 09:56:59 AM
so, hot naked girl having lots of kinky sex. nope, I'm going to skip that. I'm too many for that movie.
 
2012-10-05 10:18:30 AM
Let's just get this out of the way right up front

api.ning.com
 
2012-10-05 11:38:25 AM
I INSIST on doing all my scenes nude.
 
I REALLY REALLY want want this role.  *starts disrobing*
 
Um, sir you do know this is the casting for Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch?
 
I may or may not be aware of that, what answer results in "you got the part!"
 
2012-10-05 11:59:47 AM
Much better choice -

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 12:18:08 PM
I dunno, subby, I think judicious use of the mute, fast-forward and slow-forward buttons on the remote will keep that turtle's head from pulling back in.
 
2012-10-05 12:39:35 PM
Eh, I'll just wait for the still-frames to be leaked to the web. Emma Watson is just not worth putting up with that... story.
 
2012-10-05 12:41:33 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


I didn't know he went to the University of Maryland.

/WAAAAAAAMMMMMMPPPLLLLEEEERRR!!!
 
2012-10-05 12:43:06 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Eh, I'll just wait for the still-frames to be leaked to the web. Emma Watson is just not worth putting up with that... story.


Gifs man, GIFS!
 
2012-10-05 12:44:50 PM

MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]


except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.
 
2012-10-05 12:48:46 PM
Luckily there will be a thousand threads submitted for the "leaked" footage the instant it hits the web.
 
2012-10-05 12:50:44 PM

MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]


Is that an alien?
 
2012-10-05 12:51:58 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


I don't get it.
 
2012-10-05 12:55:17 PM

Odd Bird: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]

I don't get it.


You must be new here.
 
2012-10-05 12:56:35 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


Do you have the orig...wait...

DAMMIT!
 
2012-10-05 12:56:39 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Let's just get this out of the way right up front

[api.ning.com image 247x277]


I know it would never happen, but it would be fantastic to have him walk in front of her shot at least once in the movie.
 
2012-10-05 12:58:09 PM
She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.
 
2012-10-05 12:59:54 PM

Crudbucket: Luckily there will be a thousand threads submitted for the "leaked" footage the instant it hits the web.


Precisely this. If I want to see her nude scenes, I don't need to watch that whole piece of garbage. I can just wait till it hits the web with all the plot junk edited out.
 
2012-10-05 01:03:28 PM
so, emma watson in 50 shades.

everyone get prepared for a letdown of Black Swan proportions.

I predict that no, she will not get naked and that scenes that require nudity will be performed either under covers or with a bra on.


we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

does anyone REALLY think you are ever going to see Emma's bits on screen??

HA.
 
2012-10-05 01:04:28 PM
That's what the internet is for. Let someone else see the movie, as long as they rip the scene.
 
2012-10-05 01:05:36 PM

meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.


I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.
 
2012-10-05 01:06:04 PM
She said that in a really creepy way, though.
 
2012-10-05 01:08:10 PM

grinding_journalist: The My Little Pony Killer: Eh, I'll just wait for the still-frames to be leaked to the web. Emma Watson is just not worth putting up with that... story.

Gifs man, GIFS!


Oh shiat, I forgot the internet does those now. Gifs, still-frames, pretty much anything that keeps me from having to pay attention to the fact that there's supposed to be some sort of plot to them.
 
2012-10-05 01:09:36 PM

bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.


Answering machines are making a comeback?
 
2012-10-05 01:09:37 PM
she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...
 
2012-10-05 01:10:10 PM

bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.


That Helena Bonham Carter might have a chance if she marries a director.
 
2012-10-05 01:12:16 PM

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[Danaerys.jpg]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.



Kinda late for that, isn't it? I always figured it was a one-way door. Or is she just not doing nude scenes in films set on Earth?

/Alternatively, just get Maggie G to do it - she's a proven commodity!
 
2012-10-05 01:12:56 PM

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


That's some bad news. When did that happen?

I would hate for GoT to have to rely on German/Turkish pr0n stars for quality nudity.
 
2012-10-05 01:13:40 PM

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


Well my good man, I am afraid I will have to agree with you....it is the whole "Hermione naked" thing....Big deal....
 
2012-10-05 01:15:17 PM

ManateeGag: so, hot naked girl having lots of kinky sex. nope, I'm going to skip that. I'm too many for that movie.


It's a chick flick. Name one chick flick in the past that's actually hot besides maybe one 15 second scene.
 
2012-10-05 01:17:07 PM

ManateeGag: I'm too many for that movie.


How many of you are there?
 
2012-10-05 01:17:30 PM

bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.


I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.
 
2012-10-05 01:20:13 PM
Well it's a bit late at this point

500motivators.com
 
2012-10-05 01:20:30 PM
There is absolutely no way this movie will ever work because of two letters and a two digit number: PG-13. Whoever puts this out will be forced by the studio to try and make a movie about a repressed Mormon's idea of S&M in terms that will be okay to the teen girl crowd. It will alienate the people expecting more, either in the premise or (I assume, as I wouldn't be caught dead reading it) just flat-out skipping parts of the book, and those that aren't fans will probably take one look at this and think it's extraordinarily bad dreck.

If I'm wrong, and it becomes a R-rated movie, then it won't make the money they think anyway because the teen girl demographic won't be able to go see it. And if it involves less removal of material than I thought, well...wow. That'd make the books even more juvenile and non-S&M related than I thought.
 
2012-10-05 01:21:41 PM

GacysBasement: she's a pretty young girl, but jeez...she's boob-less. Why are so many people so intent on seeing her naked? The kiddie actress thing? i think you all should have a seat over there...


She isn't quite boob-less. I'm not one of those "Countdown 'til the Olsen twins turn 18" creeps, but I just find Emma Watson quite attractive, in a "hot girl next door" type way.
 
2012-10-05 01:24:46 PM

meat0918: bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.

I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.


Ah, ok. Glad you cleared that up because I see some real talent in that dude who plays Serious Black.
I think he's got potential to really go places.
 
2012-10-05 01:25:46 PM

beerrun: meat0918: bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.

I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.

Ah, ok. Glad you cleared that up because I see some real talent in that dude who plays Serious Black.
I think he's got potential to really go places.


I think most of them are already doing pretty well for themselves.

/Except for Ron
//Ginger
 
2012-10-05 01:26:32 PM
Your move, Rupert
 
2012-10-05 01:27:34 PM

beerrun: meat0918: bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.

I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.

Ah, ok. Glad you cleared that up because I see some real talent in that dude who plays Serious Black.
I think he's got potential to really go places.


wait. wait wait. you talking about that crappy actor that played Comissinor Gordon in those god awful batman mjovies?

cuz he sucks.
 
2012-10-05 01:28:12 PM

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


That can't be right... we already saw her nude in the first season of Game of Thrones.
 
2012-10-05 01:28:55 PM

beerrun: meat0918: bentleypm: meat0918: She can pull this off.

Of all the Potter crew, she's probably got the most potential for other work.

Her and the Malfoy kid of all people.

I dunno. I think that Alan Rickman might have a career ahead of him.

I should have been more clear. The Potter kids.

Ah, ok. Glad you cleared that up because I see some real talent in that dude who plays Serious Black.
I think he's got potential to really go places.


I dunno.

For instance, he'd never, EVER be able to pull off Dracula, let alone star opposite a big name star like Natalie Portman.
 
2012-10-05 01:34:25 PM
Because she's very, very pretty. Believe it or not some of us prefer small boobs.
 
2012-10-05 01:34:50 PM

frepnog: we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.


I know right? WTF? every other panel of that book was faithfully represented in the film and Jessica couldn't make with the boobies?
 
2012-10-05 01:37:03 PM

mongbiohazard: Because she's very, very pretty. Believe it or not some of us prefer small boobs.


That was supposed to be a response to GacysBasement. Damn shiatty cell connection.
 
2012-10-05 01:38:06 PM

Lunchlady: Well it's a bit late at this point

[500motivators.com image 599x479]


You're doing it RIGHT.

/Oh, does anyone have the original of that?
 
2012-10-05 01:38:38 PM

Mugato: frepnog: we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

I know right? WTF? every other panel of that book was faithfully represented in the film and Jessica couldn't make with the boobies?


They should have just cast someone else. I'm sure they could have found another hot chick who'd be more willing, and it's not like they had a shortage of well known actors and actresses in Sin City.
 
2012-10-05 01:41:13 PM

Mugato: frepnog: we couldn't get jessica alba naked in the goddamned Sin City movie and she played a farking stripper.

I know right? WTF? every other panel of that book was faithfully represented in the film and Jessica couldn't make with the boobies?


yeah. i am of the mind that if you are cast to play a stripper, pull your farking tits out or don't take the role. in the comics nancy was topless. i am not saying that jessica's boobs would have made the movie better (arguable i guess) but out of everything that movie got right alba really marred the film.

it isn't that I was just dying to see alba's tits. it was that everything else was so perfect that it pulled me out of the film.
 
2012-10-05 01:41:57 PM

russlar: MeinRS6: Much better choice -

[i.imgur.com image 610x610]

except she's put the kibosh on nude scenes.


That's a tragedy on par with Sin City: The Stripper That Wouldn't Strip
 
2012-10-05 01:43:20 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: ManateeGag: I'm too many for that movie.

How many of you are there?


Legion
 
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