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(ABC)   Stephen Colbert tells Jenny McCarthy she's going to hell. Sadly not for the reason she DESERVES a one-way express ticket there   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 60
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2012-10-05 11:49:09 AM
In related news, they allowed Stephen Colbert to co-host GMA.
 
2012-10-05 11:51:33 AM

bluorangefyre: In related news, they allowed Stephen Colbert to co-host GMA.


In character apparently
 
2012-10-05 12:08:04 PM
He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.
 
2012-10-05 12:12:30 PM
She's about as funny, sexy, and smart as Suzanne Somers.

/they can both DIAF
 
2012-10-05 12:14:15 PM
If they didn't say that was Jenny McCarthy, I never would have guessed.
 
2012-10-05 12:34:12 PM
Sadly enough, I would still stick my dick in crazy.
 
2012-10-05 12:52:21 PM

Magorn: bluorangefyre: In related news, they allowed Stephen Colbert to co-host GMA.

In character apparently


When's the last time he was out of character during a public appearance? I honestly don't know.
 
2012-10-05 01:07:04 PM
Damn these women need to stop farking with their faces.
 
2012-10-05 01:18:51 PM

PsyLord: She's about as funny, sexy, and smart as Suzanne Somers.

/they can both DIAF


At Jenny's age, I would have slammed SS. Jenny looks like a farking trannie now.
 
2012-10-05 01:25:56 PM

s2s2s2: Damn these women need to stop farking with their faces.


There was never anything worthwhile about that woman's face
 
2012-10-05 01:45:25 PM
She has the crazy eyes now!
 
2012-10-05 01:45:28 PM

Huck Chaser: Magorn: bluorangefyre: In related news, they allowed Stephen Colbert to co-host GMA.

In character apparently

When's the last time he was out of character during a public appearance? I honestly don't know.


When he did the Q and A with neil degrasse tyson a few months ago, which by the way is awesome and worth watching.
 
2012-10-05 01:47:07 PM

s2s2s2: Damn these women need to stop farking with their faces.


no joke, she looked like she was in a car wreck, completely blown out as if someone stuck an air hose to her face and let it completely fill up and then it slowly has been seeping air.
 
2012-10-05 01:54:53 PM

s2s2s2: Damn these women need to stop farking with their faces.


/THIS
 
2012-10-05 01:55:26 PM
"I covet your book sales" is pretty funny.
 
2012-10-05 02:00:07 PM

bifford: He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.


That does get confusing. Here he was being the devout Catholic that he really is, but still being a comedian.
 
2012-10-05 02:03:44 PM
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2012-10-05 02:11:25 PM
Late on the 2008 election night, didn't Colbert step out of character for like to a minute or two after Obama was declared the winner?
 
2012-10-05 02:16:16 PM

Huck Chaser: When's the last time he was out of character during a public appearance? I honestly don't know.


On Fresh Air yesterday?
 
2012-10-05 02:20:54 PM

Huck Chaser: Magorn: bluorangefyre: In related news, they allowed Stephen Colbert to co-host GMA.

In character apparently

When's the last time he was out of character during a public appearance? I honestly don't know.


He did an interview with Oprah recently, where he (for the first time I can recall) talked about losing his dad and two of his brothers at age 11.
 
2012-10-05 02:42:44 PM

moothemagiccow: s2s2s2: Damn these women need to stop farking with their faces.

There was never anything worthwhile about that woman's face


Maximum trolling achieved?
 
2012-10-05 02:43:21 PM
Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.
 
2012-10-05 02:46:31 PM
Yeah, but who looks better naked? Game, set, match- anti-vaccination bimbo.
 
2012-10-05 02:50:49 PM

T.rex: Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.


Question authority. But when it speaks, will you listen?
 
2012-10-05 02:56:12 PM

T.rex: Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.


Gee. I don't know. Maybe because she is the public face of a movement that has allowed whooping cough to make a comeback, with no evidence to support their claims.
 
2012-10-05 02:56:37 PM

simplicimus: bifford: He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.

That does get confusing. Here he was being the devout Catholic that he really is, but still being a comedian.


He's a devout Catholic in character. First point is wrong...he's definitely being "Stephen Col-bare" here.
 
2012-10-05 02:57:33 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: simplicimus: bifford: He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.

That does get confusing. Here he was being the devout Catholic that he really is, but still being a comedian.

He's a devout Catholic in character. First point is wrong...he's definitely being "Stephen Col-bare" here.


(meaning he's a devout Catholic in and out of character, but the "going to hell" part is all character)
 
2012-10-05 02:59:57 PM

T.rex: Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.


Well, who are you going to listen to - the scientist who's devoted his life to the study of epidemiology, or the Indigo Mom?
 
2012-10-05 03:03:20 PM

T.rex: Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.


There is no problem with questioning things. I do so on a daily basis, but when the answers that come back are undeniable and based in FACTS, then shut your damn botox-riddled pie-hole.
 
2012-10-05 03:10:47 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: simplicimus: bifford: He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.

That does get confusing. Here he was being the devout Catholic that he really is, but still being a comedian.

He's a devout Catholic in character. First point is wrong...he's definitely being "Stephen Col-bare" here.

(meaning he's a devout Catholic in and out of character, but the "going to hell" part is all character)


Well, yeah. "Judge not, lest ye be judged' is one of our attributes.
 
2012-10-05 03:14:53 PM

T.rex: Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.


6/10

But, you did get a few bites.
 
2012-10-05 03:25:52 PM

yeegrek: moothemagiccow: s2s2s2: Damn these women need to stop farking with their faces.

There was never anything worthwhile about that woman's face

Maximum trolling achieved?


being blonde and having tits doesn't do anything for your face
 
2012-10-05 03:28:11 PM

T.rex: Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.


Look, Americans are generally as good at risk/benefit ratios as they are at statistics in general. That is to say, not very good at all.
 
2012-10-05 03:30:41 PM

babysealclubber: T.rex: Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.

Gee. I don't know. Maybe because she is the public face of a movement that has allowed whooping cough to make a comeback, with no evidence to support their claims.


Meh. If you want to take your medical advice from an unqualified, professional attention whore, you sort of deserve what happens.
 
2012-10-05 03:33:20 PM

simplicimus: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: simplicimus: bifford: He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.

That does get confusing. Here he was being the devout Catholic that he really is, but still being a comedian.

He's a devout Catholic in character. First point is wrong...he's definitely being "Stephen Col-bare" here.

(meaning he's a devout Catholic in and out of character, but the "going to hell" part is all character)

Well, yeah. "Judge not, lest ye be judged' is one of our attributes.


When Jesus said that we should not judge unless we be judged also, he was not saying that we are to never judge if behavior is sin or not. What he was doing was giving us a caution to make sure that we are willing to be judged by the same standard of judgment. This verse is not a warning against judging an action. It is a warning against self deception and hypocrisy.
 
2012-10-05 03:37:39 PM

Forrestal: simplicimus: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: simplicimus: bifford: He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.

That does get confusing. Here he was being the devout Catholic that he really is, but still being a comedian.

He's a devout Catholic in character. First point is wrong...he's definitely being "Stephen Col-bare" here.

(meaning he's a devout Catholic in and out of character, but the "going to hell" part is all character)

Well, yeah. "Judge not, lest ye be judged' is one of our attributes.

When Jesus said that we should not judge unless we be judged also, he was not saying that we are to never judge if behavior is sin or not. What he was doing was giving us a caution to make sure that we are willing to be judged by the same standard of judgment. This verse is not a warning against judging an action. It is a warning against self deception and hypocrisy.


Sin and forgiveness are ultimately left up to God.
 
2012-10-05 03:40:52 PM

mjohnson71: Late on the 2008 election night, didn't Colbert step out of character for like to a minute or two after Obama was declared the winner?


There's questioning the safety of vaccines, and then there's getting enough helicopter moms to stop their kids from taking vaccines to drop a population below the herd immunity threshold...because of a problem faked by a scientist over an additive that hasn't been in vaccines for a decade and a half.
 
2012-10-05 03:42:42 PM
I'd fark her
 
2012-10-05 03:43:26 PM

simplicimus: Forrestal: simplicimus: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: simplicimus: bifford: He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.

That does get confusing. Here he was being the devout Catholic that he really is, but still being a comedian.

He's a devout Catholic in character. First point is wrong...he's definitely being "Stephen Col-bare" here.

(meaning he's a devout Catholic in and out of character, but the "going to hell" part is all character)

Well, yeah. "Judge not, lest ye be judged' is one of our attributes.

When Jesus said that we should not judge unless we be judged also, he was not saying that we are to never judge if behavior is sin or not. What he was doing was giving us a caution to make sure that we are willing to be judged by the same standard of judgment. This verse is not a warning against judging an action. It is a warning against self deception and hypocrisy.

Sin and forgiveness are ultimately left up to God.


I was just pointing out how people misunderstand the quote, but a lot of ancient fiction is misunderstood. No harm no foul.
 
2012-10-05 03:48:24 PM

Forrestal:
When Jesus said that we should not judge unless we be judged also, he was not saying that we are to never judge if behavior is sin or not. What he was doing was giving us a caution to make sure that we are willing to be judged by the same standard of judgment. This verse is not a warning against judging an action. It is a warning against self deception and hypocrisy.


Just because the pot calls the kettle black, that does not mean the pot's observation necessarily is incorrect.
 
2012-10-05 03:56:11 PM

roughridersfan: Forrestal:
When Jesus said that we should not judge unless we be judged also, he was not saying that we are to never judge if behavior is sin or not. What he was doing was giving us a caution to make sure that we are willing to be judged by the same standard of judgment. This verse is not a warning against judging an action. It is a warning against self deception and hypocrisy.

Just because the pot calls the kettle black, that does not mean the pot's observation necessarily is incorrect.


Right. Especially if the pot doesn't mind being black
 
2012-10-05 04:14:53 PM

Forrestal: simplicimus: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: simplicimus: bifford: He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.

That does get confusing. Here he was being the devout Catholic that he really is, but still being a comedian.

He's a devout Catholic in character. First point is wrong...he's definitely being "Stephen Col-bare" here.

(meaning he's a devout Catholic in and out of character, but the "going to hell" part is all character)

Well, yeah. "Judge not, lest ye be judged' is one of our attributes.

When Jesus said that we should not judge unless we be judged also, he was not saying that we are to never judge if behavior is sin or not. What he was doing was giving us a caution to make sure that we are willing to be judged by the same standard of judgment. This verse is not a warning against judging an action. It is a warning against self deception and hypocrisy.


You mean like the line "Forgive us our trespasses AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS against US" Or the parable of the crooked steward whose master forgives him a huge debt but then he roughs up a buddy who owes HIM money?

Yeah it was kinda a theme in the NT
 
2012-10-05 05:13:36 PM

moothemagiccow: yeegrek: moothemagiccow: s2s2s2: Damn these women need to stop farking with their faces.

There was never anything worthwhile about that woman's face

Maximum trolling achieved?

being blonde and having tits doesn't do anything for your face


That's totally fair:

i202.photobucket.com

So.....Maximum trolling achieved? 

Just joking around, but in her prime I thought she was spectacular, even from just the neck up..
 
2012-10-05 06:41:36 PM

T.rex: Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.


I'm sure you're trolling because no one could be stupid enough to not understand the difference between questioning things and blatantly and dangerously spreading false information that has been disproven over and over again.
 
2012-10-05 07:00:51 PM

Christian Bale: T.rex: Why are people mad at Jenny McCarthy... for questioning the safety of vaccines? How dare she. Things should never ever be questioned.

I'm sure you're trolling because no one could be stupid enough to not understand the difference between questioning things and blatantly and dangerously spreading false information that has been disproven over and over again.


...we're in a country where the majority of people believe the world was created by an invisible sky wizard 6,000 years ago, despite all evidence to the contrary. Do you really wanna go with that argument?
 
2012-10-05 07:36:43 PM
You can't go to hell for bunny boiling.
 
2012-10-05 07:54:04 PM

netringer: Huck Chaser: When's the last time he was out of character during a public appearance? I honestly don't know.

On Fresh Air yesterday?


He's done Fresh Air out of character more than once.
 
2012-10-05 08:10:04 PM

Forrestal: simplicimus: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: simplicimus: bifford: He's being Stephen Colbert and not Stephen Col-bare here.

That does get confusing. Here he was being the devout Catholic that he really is, but still being a comedian.

He's a devout Catholic in character. First point is wrong...he's definitely being "Stephen Col-bare" here.

(meaning he's a devout Catholic in and out of character, but the "going to hell" part is all character)

Well, yeah. "Judge not, lest ye be judged' is one of our attributes.

When Jesus said that we should not judge unless we be judged also, he was not saying that we are to never judge if behavior is sin or not. What he was doing was giving us a caution to make sure that we are willing to be judged by the same standard of judgment. This verse is not a warning against judging an action. It is a warning against self deception and hypocrisy.


Yep, it's a warning against calling someone out if you, yourself, can be called out for similar shiat.
 
2012-10-05 10:28:03 PM

netringer: Huck Chaser: When's the last time he was out of character during a public appearance? I honestly don't know.

On Fresh Air yesterday?


On Letterman earlier this week?
 
2012-10-05 10:55:09 PM

elchupacabra: Sadly enough, I would still stick my dick in crazy.


I'd hit it for the little boy boy who died of whooping cough and never could.
 
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