zabadu: 1981. I'm the one in polyester. Think the dress cost $80 at the time.[imageshack.us image 720x479]
Summer Glau's Love Slave: Bride sounds fat./Dear Jake,//Run.///Run until your feet bleed, bandage them, run some more.////Repeat.
trendkill: [mtaram.com image 323x400]
vonapathy: JohnAnnArbor: BrynnMacFlynn: ... Okay, wives of Fark, be honest, is it really necessary to be a complete biatch? Do you wish you'd been a bridezilla if only a little? Did it really ruin your entire life to not control every little detail of the wedding?/important because I'm hoping and hoping that the boyfriend will propose soonBreak out of gender roles. Propose to him.co-sign.Also, break out of the wedding industrial complex; it only exists to give you an inferiority complex and take your money!!! Go to Vegas, or just the local courthouse and get it over with. *shrug* that's what I did. Proposed to my fella, bought my own ring, bought my own cocktail 'wedding' dress (wasn't even white), headed to the court house, got a friend to take some photos of us at the zoo, had an awesome Brazilian steak dinner with our friends and family, got absolutely BAKED and sauced at the after party./there's a reason our wedding was on 4/20......
KatjaMouse: Beanlet: To anyone who is planning a wedding, this is awesome advice. I'm not sure about the 4 grand, I have no idea what it costs now.. but make sure your photog has a good reputation and isn't a sleazeball. My SIL (mentioned above, the one straight from hell) recommended this guy and he was such a pervert. He wanted me to do all kinds of porn star poses in my dress. I only wish I was kidding.I fell in love with a photographer I met at a bridal expo last month. A bride believed so much in her work that she drove out from Pennsylvania with her own wedding album to help run her booth. And she didn't have just a dozen photos on display, she had almost 100 plus that bride's own album which was just shot after shot of amazing. And on top of that this chick is fun. She even did this fun zombie engagement session:[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 310x206][sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 310x206][sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 310x206]And my sister told me that she wants to do a vintage pin-up photo session with this woman as my Bachlorette party.
aphyd: zabadu: 1981. I'm the one in polyester. Think the dress cost $80 at the time.[imageshack.us image 720x479]Was that picture taken before or after the two of you recorded "Dreamboat Annie"?
mrs.parker: After reading this thread it's clear to me that everyone so proud of Converse footwear at their weddings are part of a large and unimaginative crowd.
kiwimoogle84: mrs.parker: After reading this thread it's clear to me that everyone so proud of Converse footwear at their weddings are part of a large and unimaginative crowd.No, we're happy we aren't the only ones who decided to go against the norm of stuffy tux shoes and heels. We all did it in different ways. And I'm completely certain your wedding was 100% original- you had it in a treehouse dressed in Tarzan and Jane outfits, right? Oh wait, I know someone else who did that. YOU'RE UNIMAGINATIVE!Lighten up, buzzkill.
Expolaris: blatz514: /always a groomsmen, never a groom.[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]Give any good speeches?
unfarkingbelievable: I hope and pray that the groom literally strands her at the altar -- doesn't show up at all. That's what this c*nt deserves.
dotvincent: a week after agreeing to be MOH (the only person in her bridal party), she excluded me from the engagement party because I didn't have a serious boyfriend.
Langdon Alger: sweet moses so many things about this that just piss me off. But poor Jake. I bet she has told him "i know we are already having sex, but lets wait until the honeymoon to have sex again. Then it will be special" Get ready hoss, because this will be the first of many reasons she can't have sex. She's roped you in with the good bait (p*ssy), and now she has the power to dangle it in front of you so you'll go to home depot and look at color swatches, take out the trash, or have a baby that you never wanted.
fruitloop: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Bride sounds fat./Dear Jake,//Run.///Run until your feet bleed, bandage them, run some more.////Repeat.But her parents sound looooooooooooooooadeeeeeeeeeeeeed...
flucto: Hope for the groom's sake that he sees this and runs screaming for the exit.
CapeFearCadaver: vonapathy: honey, you're not ready to get married.Because she wants her man to propose to her?
BrynnMacFlynn: JohnAnnArbor: Break out of gender roles. Propose to him.:( I dun wanna. In all seriousness, while I am a "WOO FEMINISM" kind of gal on just about every other subject, I still have that 'princess' mentality when it comes to the proposal. I'm not going to be a bridezilla (just takes way too much effort and energy), but I do insist that he propose.
Crackers Are a Family Food: [i46.tinypic.com image 454x627]
SlothB77: Considering the bride's grasp of English, how the hell did she make the money to pay for trips to Vegas and expensive Colorado ski resorts?/yes, yes, i know what the fark answer will be.
markfara: It's not a coronation, b*tch. It's a wedding.
HotWingConspiracy: I'll show up and party at your pre-divorce ceremony, but please don't assume I'll excitedly offer free labor and time because it's your special day.
KarmicDisaster: Advice to groom, run.
lackadaisicalfreakshow: Soooo glad the wedding I was in last weekend wasn't hosted by a bridezilla. But then I doubt I'd be friends with her if she was some sort of entitled twitbag like this. Why do these people even HAVE friends?
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