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(Yahoo)   Steve Jobs died one year ago. Siriously   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line 94
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2012-10-05 08:52:22 AM
In memoriam, I shall have fried pancreas tonight.

*slurp*
 
2012-10-05 08:54:44 AM
Shouldn't the Apple Nazi's be wearing black armbands today? I think I'll make some for the Apple freaks in my building.
 
2012-10-05 09:18:57 AM
Who gives a crap? Are we going to have a National Day of Mourning or something? Do we get the day off? A lot of famous people died a year ago any day. Jobs does not get some special honor because he gave us the iPhone.

/has iPhone
//is grumpy
 
2012-10-05 09:39:34 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Who gives a crap? Are we going to have a National Day of Mourning or something? Do we get the day off? A lot of famous people died a year ago any day. Jobs does not get some special honor because he gave us the iPhone.

/has iPhone
//is grumpy


If Apple didn't suck as bad as it does now you would have a point. It's been downhill since that day.
 
2012-10-05 09:40:08 AM
The fark? Didn't he just die a few months ago?
 
2012-10-05 09:51:57 AM
And yet his reality distortion field lingers on.
 
2012-10-05 09:52:59 AM
Any updates on Generalissimo Francisco Franco?
 
2012-10-05 09:54:08 AM

Mentat: The fark? Didn't he just die a few months ago?


About 12.
 
2012-10-05 09:54:12 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 09:56:25 AM
And I should give a fark....WHY???
 
2012-10-05 09:57:18 AM

Super Chronic: Any updates on Generalissimo Francisco Franco?


Still dead, believe it or not.
 
2012-10-05 09:57:45 AM
Also on this day in 1962, Dr. No was released.

/ Does not give a fark.
 
2012-10-05 09:58:13 AM

Trucker: And I should give a fark....WHY???


Because you entered this thread and took the time to post?
 
2012-10-05 09:58:38 AM
A bunch of Apple fans were going to get together for a memorial. A site was chosen, they all set out with iPhones in hand for directions, and you know the rest.

Maybe next year.
 
2012-10-05 09:58:51 AM

Super Chronic: Any updates on Generalissimo Francisco Franco?


Still dead.

www.saturday-night-live.com
 
2012-10-05 09:59:14 AM
Yep. Don't you remember all the zombie Steve Jobses walking around last Halloween?
 
2012-10-05 09:59:17 AM
I'll just leave this here. He is The Eternal, Uatu, THE WATCHER:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 09:59:34 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A bunch of Apple fans were going to get together for a memorial. A site was chosen, they all set out with iPhones in hand for directions, and you know the rest.

Maybe next year.


Lame.
 
2012-10-05 10:00:18 AM
imageshack.us

Call me if his condition changes.
 
2012-10-05 10:00:20 AM

Mentat: The fark? Didn't he just die a few months ago?


I thought there's no way it's been a year too. In fact, if somebody would have bet me, I would have said less than six months...
 
2012-10-05 10:00:39 AM
CNN announces the start of the 12th straight 100% Job-less month.
 
2012-10-05 10:02:09 AM

Crudbucket: Super Chronic: Any updates on Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

Still dead, believe it or not.


CRUUUUDDDDBUUCCKKEEETTTT!!!!

/fist, tiny rage, something like that
 
2012-10-05 10:03:05 AM
But pearls of his memory live on in each iPhone, locked away forever in an endless dream.
 
2012-10-05 10:03:24 AM
Didn't the head of Samsung die shortly after Jobs died and in almost the same manner?
 
2012-10-05 10:04:15 AM
Good riddance.

What an asshole he was.
 
2012-10-05 10:04:38 AM
www.gamebreakdowns.com
 
2012-10-05 10:04:54 AM
Not being American I don't know him, but apparently Fred Shuttlesworth died on the same day, and he was a civil rights activist. Since everyone ignored his death last year because of Jobs perhaps this year he should get some notice?

Deaths

578 - Justin II, Byzantine Emperor (b. 520)
1056 - Henry III, Holy Roman Emperor (b. 1017)
1214 - King Alfonso VIII of Castile (b. 1155)
1285 - King Philip III of France (b. 1245)

Let's honour them. Kings and Emperors of the Middle Ages. History is full of more colourful characters.
 
2012-10-05 10:05:48 AM

Priapetic: Crudbucket: Super Chronic: Any updates on Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

Still dead, believe it or not.

CRUUUUDDDDBUUCCKKEEETTTT!!!!

/fist, tiny rage, something like that


You know who you should really be mad at?

t2.gstatic.com

Yeah, you guessed it: Frank Stallone.
 
2012-10-05 10:10:56 AM
imageshack.us
/not mine
 
2012-10-05 10:11:15 AM
I just made the connection the other day that Steve Jobs died of PC!

images.wikia.com
 
2012-10-05 10:13:03 AM
You can understand a whole lot about Jobs when you consider his DSM IV entry. I think, once a period of "too soon" elapses, he would make an excellent case study in Borderline Personality Disorder and might even go on to help others better understand themselves.
 
2012-10-05 10:16:59 AM
My dad died the same day as Steve Jobs. So the media will always be here to remind me of the anniversary of his death.

/RIP Dad
 
2012-10-05 10:17:22 AM
Oh for fark's sake get over it.

I'm a gigantic fan of Apple products and have been using them since 1978. But seriously - get the hell over it. He was a great designer, but he was also a huge asshole.
 
2012-10-05 10:23:05 AM
That's a pessimistic way to look at it. I prefer to think of him as being cancer free for a year.
 
2012-10-05 10:25:14 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com 
(hot)

Even in death he gets no respect...
 
2012-10-05 10:28:41 AM
And?
 
2012-10-05 10:31:11 AM
My wife took this:

i1078.photobucket.com

Seriously?
 
2012-10-05 10:31:58 AM
img221.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-05 10:33:54 AM
Uh... and?
 
2012-10-05 10:41:03 AM
I can't find the pictures, but last Halloween I was zombie Steve Jobs. Not much to see, black turtleneck, jeans, zombie face paint.

I should make some sort of trollish comment about how Apple is giong downhill as a company and will be irrelevant in a few years.
 
2012-10-05 10:46:41 AM
Steve who? What job did he have?

*shurgs*

Oh Well.
 
2012-10-05 10:46:48 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-05 10:47:17 AM
s3.amazonaws.com

Steve Jobs: He gave a pony to everyone in the world. Rest in Ponies
 
2012-10-05 10:52:14 AM

cman: PC LOAD LETTER: Who gives a crap? Are we going to have a National Day of Mourning or something? Do we get the day off? A lot of famous people died a year ago any day. Jobs does not get some special honor because he gave us the iPhone.

/has iPhone
//is grumpy

If Apple didn't suck as bad as it does now you would have a point. It's been downhill since that day.


Apple stock is up 79% since Jobs died.
 
2012-10-05 10:54:34 AM
The iPhone, a revolutionary gadget launched only 5 years ago, has become so phenomenally successful that it is now larger than all of Microsoft--a company that once dominated the tech industry and nearly drove Apple to extinction. And Apple itself has become the most valuable and profitable company in the world.


...some fruit company...
 
2012-10-05 11:03:11 AM
fragMasterFlash: "And yet his reality distortion field lingers on."

As does Apple Derangement Syndrome.
 
2012-10-05 11:04:16 AM
And if his autobiography is accurate he died because he was a stubborn idiot who though having a life saving surgery is a bad idea and it's better to eat lots of fruit.
 
2012-10-05 11:04:54 AM

Trucker: And I should give a fark....WHY???


Because he revolutionized the technology industry...............by taking existing products and making them prettier and easier for the average person to use.

I put his contribution to the world of science just below Louis Pasteur, but just above Nikola Tesla ..because let's face it...what good is alternating current without an awesome device to use that power?
 
2012-10-05 11:06:22 AM

TappingTheVein: And if his autobiography


Make that his biography, obviously.
 
2012-10-05 11:06:40 AM
And???


Not be cold, but why would I celebrate his death, or his life for that matter? Humans are weird.
 
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