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(io9)   Scientists looking for ways to dampen the effects of cocaine come up with a way to enhance the effects of morphine   (io9.com) divider line 33
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2012-10-05 10:46:26 AM
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(Junkies also love soccer)
 
2012-10-05 11:29:54 AM
www.starscolor.com

Ya don't say......
 
2012-10-05 11:49:27 AM
If they could make morphine more effective at fighting pain with a reduced dosage, that might be a good thing, right?
 
2012-10-05 11:49:37 AM
That's why I stick to Ludes.
 
2012-10-05 11:50:48 AM
Doing a speedball is at the top of my bucket list.
 
2012-10-05 11:55:02 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 11:55:58 AM
Isn't this something how Bayer developed heroin?
 
2012-10-05 11:58:23 AM
I took some no-doze once when I was about 12 studying for a massive test and ended up in the emergency room feeling like my heart was going to explode. Turns out I have atrial septal defect in my heart which causes palpitations. The ER doctor tells me he's glad this happened: "Now that you're hitting your experimental age... don't ever try any sort of speed; you might not make it to the ER next time."

/I've stuck with green
//and beer
 
2012-10-05 12:00:30 PM

basemetal: [www.starscolor.com image 327x284]

Ya don't say......


I funnied that, but there is no sad tag.

/sad, sad, sad
 
2012-10-05 12:02:09 PM

snowybunting: Doing a speedball is at the top of my bucket list.


Make sure you use high quality junk, unless you're doing a wacky one like meth and ether. (no, he didn't die.)
 
2012-10-05 12:03:30 PM
That's not a dollar bill. What country is that snorter from?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 12:14:40 PM

lenfromak: Isn't this something how Bayer developed heroin?


Sure, and it's been a big hit ever since.
 
2012-10-05 12:27:14 PM
Just by chance you crossed the diamond with the pearl
Then You turned it on the world
 
2012-10-05 12:27:58 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 12:44:31 PM
www.xblarcade.com
 
2012-10-05 12:46:41 PM
wambu:

You. Win.
 
2012-10-05 01:07:41 PM
What I would like to know; is why are they researching how to lessen the effects of cocaine on the brain in the first place???
 
2012-10-05 01:08:30 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Just take it, man, it's all natural.
=Smidge=
 
2012-10-05 01:13:21 PM
Two Morphine threads in two days? Looks like they really will find a cure for pain
 
2012-10-05 01:18:52 PM
http://www.nirvanaone.ru/ob/morphine/morphine-photos/Msandman.jpg

approves

/RIP groovemaster
 
2012-10-05 01:19:34 PM
www.nirvanaone.ru
 
2012-10-05 01:31:05 PM

dorkpixie: What I would like to know; is why are they researching how to lessen the effects of cocaine on the brain in the first place???


I hear that a new type of Nuclear Medicine test that utilizes small doses of cocaine to detect something something brain something is either starting trials or being implemented. Maybe since cocaine seems to have at least 1 medicinal application, they're trying to make it less narcotic-y ?
 
2012-10-05 01:33:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 01:49:50 PM
So I'll itch more and have even crazier dreams?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 01:54:12 PM

Revek: So I'll itch more and have even crazier dreams?


Me too. Was put on a PCA device when my knee was done. Felt like farking spiders crawling all over me, and as an added bonus my bloodpressure was so high the RN freaked and said "FARK, you are just a few points below stroke danger".

/Gimme the damned percosets from now on.
 
2012-10-05 01:55:00 PM

dorkpixie: What I would like to know; is why are they researching how to lessen the effects of cocaine on the brain in the first place???


Probably so they can give it to addicts to make coke less fun.
 
2012-10-05 02:11:43 PM
sounds buena buena good good good!!

and i'll be eating cheezy poofs with red wine on 12-12-12
 
2012-10-05 02:44:45 PM
Flintstones chewable morphine tablets?
 
2012-10-05 03:10:57 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: sounds buena buena good good good!!

and i'll be eating cheezy poofs with red wine on 12-12-12


I'll just have some French fries with pepper.
 
2012-10-05 03:42:07 PM
Am I in before Heroin Hero?
 
2012-10-05 08:55:43 PM
Now with more puking?
 
2012-10-05 10:53:20 PM
All I wanted was a Pepsi.
 
2012-10-05 10:54:50 PM

cgraves67: If they could make morphine more effective at fighting pain with a reduced dosage, that might be a good thing, right?


That would be good. And get rid of the itchies and barfies too. The stuff was awesome for my c-section. I felt great. And then it wore off.
 
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