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2012-10-05 09:14:25 AM  
List fails without Marvel's character, The Whizzer, who gained super speed thanks to a transfusion of Mongoose blood.

Oh, and The Whizzer dressed in a bright yellow costume.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Once again, The Whizzer.
 
2012-10-05 09:26:05 AM  
Even Whizzer would be better than AntMan.
 
2012-10-05 10:02:32 AM  

MikeSass: Even Whizzer would be better than AntMan.


I don't know, I watched that thing on Ants on PBS last spring and those things are flat out terrifying.
 
2012-10-05 10:02:36 AM  
FTA: "How the creators were able to link brain damage to vampirism is anyone's guess"

Twilight?
 
2012-10-05 11:30:44 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: List fails without Marvel's character, The Whizzer, who gained super speed thanks to a transfusion of Mongoose blood.

Oh, and The Whizzer dressed in a bright yellow costume.

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Once again, The Whizzer.


www.google.ca

Obligatory.
 
2012-10-05 12:55:08 PM  
Back in the day many comics writers wished they were doing something else and the creator of the Press Guardian sounds like a frustrated journalist.

Writer of the article doesn't appear to know much about the CCA or that Dracula is public domain and "rube" is not a racial slur.

Cracked does this sort of thing a hell of a lot better
 
2012-10-05 01:28:15 PM  
The saddest, most ghoulish thing about Fighting American isn't his origin story... it's that Rob Liefeld bought the rights to the character and turned him into such a huge Captain America ripoff Marvel sued him over it.
 
2012-10-05 02:00:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: List fails without Marvel's character, The Whizzer, who gained super speed thanks to a transfusion of Mongoose blood.

Oh, and The Whizzer dressed in a bright yellow costume.

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 210x450]

Once again, The Whizzer.


An african mongoose, no less.
 
2012-10-05 02:20:33 PM  

Fano: FirstNationalBastard: List fails without Marvel's character, The Whizzer, who gained super speed thanks to a transfusion of Mongoose blood.

Oh, and The Whizzer dressed in a bright yellow costume.

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 210x450]

Once again, The Whizzer.

An african mongoose, no less.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-05 04:45:48 PM  

MikeSass: Even Whizzer would be better than AntMan.


Antman got his powers from drinking a radioactive 40oz can of Schlitz that caused him to develop a nigh-unblockable backhand.
 
2012-10-05 05:33:31 PM  
Whizzer came back to life, thanks to Vamp, got killed by Deadpool ("Really, The Whizzer?! I thought you were just a joke mercs up for laughs!" "Next up, the moron in the 'Poorly Designed Headgear' competition ::breaks his neck::) and the last time he was seen he was being tortured by Mephisto for, "You think she didn't notice you standing there?!" "It only took four seconds!"

Deadpool: "Oh God, I'm gonna back away slowly, now..."

/Joe Kelly has said that The Whizzer is probably the most ripped-off of any character ever. He's The Flash, only dumber. Hence, making him suffer.
 
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