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(Al Jazeera)   "The reason for Netanyahu's retreat is the demonstration of unexpectedly strong pushback against Netanyahu's antics by President Barack Obama. And that could be the best news on the Iran nuclear issue in many years"   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, obama, Benjamin Netanyahu, Iran nuclear, Olmert, Iran, bomb Iran, Yedioth Ahronoth, human beings  
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2012-10-06 06:10:30 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It's not widely known, but in the first few months after he got Bo, President Obama was really struggling to deal with the fact that the dog was a chronic carpet wetter. He'd wet the carpet in the oval office, the hallway outside the oval office, Joe Biden's office, the press corps briefing room (he was particularly fond of wetting in there). Everywhere, basically. Obama was at the end of his rope, literally.He's got this farking dog, a dog he only got because he promised his daughters on a national stage in front of the entire country that he'd get it for them. He hates dogs, really; in his native culture, dogs are seen as vermin. A highly placed official at NSA tells the story of a late night meeting at the White House in the early spring where the topic was Mr. Obama wanting to explore "scenarios" by which Bo might be eliminated without causing undue suspicion...their working idea was that Bo would accompany Mr. Obama on a surprise visit to Afghanistan and then "accidentally" escape into the mountains, where he would presumably be captured by Taliban forces and eaten. But that plan was nixed when officials realized that, should the Taliban recognize Bo when they found him, it might become a politically embarrassing issue for the president.

The problem was solved when the Dog Whisperer was -- quietly -- brought in. He said to the president, "Look, I don't normally advocate any sort of violence against dogs. And that's not really what I'm going to advocate for you. But sometimes, a negative dissociation can be very effective. May I?" And he stepped over to the president's desk and took a copy of the daily briefing, which was sort of a big deal but Obama let that slide. And he rolled up the daily briefing into a tube and said, "The next time Bo wets, smack him on the nose and say NO. Always carry this rolled up paper with you, and every time he does it, smack him again and say NO. Be very firm. He'll be surprised at first, but he'll change his behavior. You may not ...

Beats dogs and Eats Dogs......

Classy guy.
2012-10-06 06:11:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: shotglasss: Sounds good. I guess that means the blood of all the people who have died in all of America's military (and other) actions puts blood on the hands of everyone who voted for Obama?

Which Americans have died in wars that Obama has started? Please, name them.


None of the Concentration Camps Guards were actually guilty?
2012-10-08 11:42:49 AM  

Aarontology: If Israel wants military intervention to stop Iran, then Israel can do it itself.

If Israel starts then we get sucked in anyway. The only winning move is not to play.
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