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(Chicago Sun-Times)   He's the star of a long-running television show. He has successful clothing lines, a large number of lucrative marketing deals, and is part of sold-out concert tours when not filming. Face it folks: Big Bird is part of the 1%   (suntimes.com) divider line 24
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2012-10-05 10:41:00 AM
8 votes:
Sesame Street jumped the shark when they rolled out that whole "Bert and Ernie are homosexuals" storyline. I remember watching the story launch episode when the Count walked into B&E's room to find Bert with four inches of orange felt shoved up Ernie's ass. I at least expected them to treat the subject with a little bit of seriousness. Instead they tried to cram graphic muppet butt sex down our throats. Do they really expect me to believe that according to the Count Bert lasted ten whole pumps? If it really was his first time, I'm guess he would've blasted all over Ernie's back before he even managed to penetrate with that spit soaked thing.

Then the whole Hepatitis-C storyline never got truly resolved. At the end of that season, we see Ernie going in for a total stuffing replacement. First off, Hep-C hides in the sebaceous fabric which can't just be cleaned out with a heavy spin cycle and extra rinse. They disrespected our toddlers intelligence with that far-fetched load of crap. Ernie isn't a pillow case and he's not going to get a new liver at some back alley Build-A-Bear. They should've let him die.

I just walked out of the room when they started the next season with the Bert fecalphilia and Ernie's sex change. Jim Henson would've jumped out of a window had he seen that crocheted vagina they hung off of Ernie like a groin purse. If you're going for the ridiculous story-line at least higher a decent CGI guy to make the penetration close-ups look more realistic than Grandma putting a knitted pickle in her terrycloth pocketbook. My kid may have bought it, but he's going to laugh at himself when he sees it again in a few years.

Bottom line - after so many seasons, there isn't anything left for Sesame Street to cover. We've seen all the inter-racial dating, vegetarian, homosexual, hug-slop that the liberal agenda has to offer. Let it go people.
2012-10-05 10:27:25 AM
6 votes:
That's like me saying I'm going to lose weight by trimming my nails.


Best analogy EVER for this.

Here's the logic he used:

blogs.westword.com
mjg
2012-10-05 10:24:33 AM
5 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Part of the 47%
2012-10-05 11:00:43 AM
3 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-05 10:26:47 AM
3 votes:
If only there were some other way to fund PBS...

a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
2012-10-05 11:40:40 AM
2 votes:

spentmiles: Sesame Street jumped the shark when they rolled out that whole "Bert and Ernie are homosexuals" storyline. I remember watching the story launch episode when the Count walked into B&E's room to find Bert with four inches of orange felt shoved up Ernie's ass. I at least expected them to treat the subject with a little bit of seriousness. Instead they tried to cram graphic muppet butt sex down our throats. Do they really expect me to believe that according to the Count Bert lasted ten whole pumps? If it really was his first time, I'm guess he would've blasted all over Ernie's back before he even managed to penetrate with that spit soaked thing.

Then the whole Hepatitis-C storyline never got truly resolved. At the end of that season, we see Ernie going in for a total stuffing replacement. First off, Hep-C hides in the sebaceous fabric which can't just be cleaned out with a heavy spin cycle and extra rinse. They disrespected our toddlers intelligence with that far-fetched load of crap. Ernie isn't a pillow case and he's not going to get a new liver at some back alley Build-A-Bear. They should've let him die.

I just walked out of the room when they started the next season with the Bert fecalphilia and Ernie's sex change. Jim Henson would've jumped out of a window had he seen that crocheted vagina they hung off of Ernie like a groin purse. If you're going for the ridiculous story-line at least higher a decent CGI guy to make the penetration close-ups look more realistic than Grandma putting a knitted pickle in her terrycloth pocketbook. My kid may have bought it, but he's going to laugh at himself when he sees it again in a few years.

Bottom line - after so many seasons, there isn't anything left for Sesame Street to cover. We've seen all the inter-racial dating, vegetarian, homosexual, hug-slop that the liberal agenda has to offer. Let it go people.


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♫ Why are there so many libs who hate freedom?
Those fools on the leftist side?
Barry's a commie, and prob'ly a mooslim,
And he's got dark secrets to hide!

So we've been told and I choose to believe it,
I know we're right, wait and see!
Someday we'll find it, the Freeper connection
The birthers, the derpers and me! ♫
 

/yeah, I stole and reposted it from that other Muppet thread
2012-10-05 11:00:41 AM
2 votes:
Do you think Romney chose big bird to go after because he's kind of a relatively unpopular muppet? I mean, did they discuss that topic in a prep meeting and decide to go with big bird?

My kid used to reject the big bird diapers, always preferring an Elmo, Ernie, or Grover. From a box of 40 diapers you'd end up with 7 big birds. I tend to agree actually, big bird's annoying as shiat.
2012-10-05 10:45:39 AM
2 votes:

spentmiles: Sesame Street jumped the shark when they rolled out that whole "Bert and Ernie are homosexuals" storyline. I remember watching the story launch episode when the Count walked into B&E's room to find Bert with four inches of orange felt shoved up Ernie's ass. I at least expected them to treat the subject with a little bit of seriousness. Instead they tried to cram graphic muppet butt sex down our throats. Do they really expect me to believe that according to the Count Bert lasted ten whole pumps? If it really was his first time, I'm guess he would've blasted all over Ernie's back before he even managed to penetrate with that spit soaked thing.

Then the whole Hepatitis-C storyline never got truly resolved. At the end of that season, we see Ernie going in for a total stuffing replacement. First off, Hep-C hides in the sebaceous fabric which can't just be cleaned out with a heavy spin cycle and extra rinse. They disrespected our toddlers intelligence with that far-fetched load of crap. Ernie isn't a pillow case and he's not going to get a new liver at some back alley Build-A-Bear. They should've let him die.

I just walked out of the room when they started the next season with the Bert fecalphilia and Ernie's sex change. Jim Henson would've jumped out of a window had he seen that crocheted vagina they hung off of Ernie like a groin purse. If you're going for the ridiculous story-line at least higher a decent CGI guy to make the penetration close-ups look more realistic than Grandma putting a knitted pickle in her terrycloth pocketbook. My kid may have bought it, but he's going to laugh at himself when he sees it again in a few years.

Bottom line - after so many seasons, there isn't anything left for Sesame Street to cover. We've seen all the inter-racial dating, vegetarian, homosexual, hug-slop that the liberal agenda has to offer. Let it go people.


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Bf+
2012-10-05 10:40:27 AM
2 votes:
Mitt Romney threatened to fire the moderator. That happened.
My head asplode.
2012-10-05 10:37:51 AM
2 votes:

Il Douchey: indylaw: Why? I'm sure that seems obvious to you.

Because the federal gov't has no business influencing which puppets you and I choose to entertain us


I remember this one time when Janet Reno marched into my house and changed the channel and gave me a menacing look, saying "You WILL watch Sesame Street."

God forbid we have some educational programming and news that doesn't finance itself solely by sucking corporate cock.
2012-10-05 10:22:19 AM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

That's just how he rolls
2012-10-05 09:44:29 AM
2 votes:
He's the star of a long-running PBS television show.

Nobody in public television makes that much money. Big Bird can't airdrop into the club, drop $20k on Cristal and Moet bottle service for his entourage, then go home with a pair of big gold-digging boobies. He'd have to step up to Blues Clues or The WIggles to get to that point.
2012-10-05 03:35:44 PM
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
2012-10-05 11:55:44 AM
1 votes:

Lt_Ryan: rkallister: That's like me saying I'm going to lose weight by trimming my nails.

Best analogy EVER for this.
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I don't think that fact checks though. 175 lb male, 1/100 of 1% would be 7.9 grams. Converted to ml for the density of a human body and you get (at least for me) the last 2 sections of my pinky finger.

/Donates to local PBS station, donate be the wrong word. Attempts to bribe PBS to air more Bob Ross would be more accurate.


Okay, fingernails, earwax, crotch hair AND nose hair... that's bound to add up to 7.9 gm.

NOW are you happy???
2012-10-05 11:05:39 AM
1 votes:

spentmiles: Sesame Street jumped the shark when they rolled out that whole "Bert and Ernie are homosexuals" storyline. I remember watching the story launch episode when the Count walked into B&E's room to find Bert with four inches of orange felt shoved up Ernie's ass. I at least expected them to treat the subject with a little bit of seriousness. Instead they tried to cram graphic muppet butt sex down our throats. Do they really expect me to believe that according to the Count Bert lasted ten whole pumps? If it really was his first time, I'm guess he would've blasted all over Ernie's back before he even managed to penetrate with that spit soaked thing.

Then the whole Hepatitis-C storyline never got truly resolved. At the end of that season, we see Ernie going in for a total stuffing replacement. First off, Hep-C hides in the sebaceous fabric which can't just be cleaned out with a heavy spin cycle and extra rinse. They disrespected our toddlers intelligence with that far-fetched load of crap. Ernie isn't a pillow case and he's not going to get a new liver at some back alley Build-A-Bear. They should've let him die.

I just walked out of the room when they started the next season with the Bert fecalphilia and Ernie's sex change. Jim Henson would've jumped out of a window had he seen that crocheted vagina they hung off of Ernie like a groin purse. If you're going for the ridiculous story-line at least higher a decent CGI guy to make the penetration close-ups look more realistic than Grandma putting a knitted pickle in her terrycloth pocketbook. My kid may have bought it, but he's going to laugh at himself when he sees it again in a few years.

Bottom line - after so many seasons, there isn't anything left for Sesame Street to cover. We've seen all the inter-racial dating, vegetarian, homosexual, hug-slop that the liberal agenda has to offer. Let it go people.


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2012-10-05 11:03:32 AM
1 votes:

Debeo Summa Credo: My kid used to reject the big bird diapers, always preferring an Elmo, Ernie, or Grover. From a box of 40 diapers you'd end up with 7 big birds. I tend to agree actually, big bird's annoying as shiat.


Maybe your kid liked big bird so much he didn't want to take a literal shiat on him... you ever entertain that possibility?
2012-10-05 10:56:31 AM
1 votes:
Damn. I thought we were talking about Jason David Frank up until the concert tour part.
2012-10-05 10:51:02 AM
1 votes:
www.bertisevil.tv
Terrorist!
2012-10-05 10:50:15 AM
1 votes:

Bf+: Mitt Romney threatened to fire the moderator. That happened.
My head asplode.


The Onion called it (in advance even).
2012-10-05 10:48:43 AM
1 votes:
Educational TV is cut, billions in oil subsidies, bloated military spending, and tax cuts for the rich are okay.

GOP priorities folks. Now be a good little serf and go die for their profits.
2012-10-05 10:45:46 AM
1 votes:
Big Bird is a smokescreen. This is the reason Romney wants to shutter PBS.

cdn.necolebitchie.com
2012-10-05 10:34:26 AM
1 votes:
Next up, Romney denies affair with Barney prompted Big Bird comments as a cover up.

i351.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 10:26:37 AM
1 votes:
Keep farkin' that chicken Dems.
2012-10-05 08:51:16 AM
1 votes:
On the other hand, he lives on the street and was going to be put into foster care.
 
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