That's like me saying I'm going to lose weight by trimming my nails.
spentmiles: Sesame Street jumped the shark when they rolled out that whole "Bert and Ernie are homosexuals" storyline. I remember watching the story launch episode when the Count walked into B&E's room to find Bert with four inches of orange felt shoved up Ernie's ass. I at least expected them to treat the subject with a little bit of seriousness. Instead they tried to cram graphic muppet butt sex down our throats. Do they really expect me to believe that according to the Count Bert lasted ten whole pumps? If it really was his first time, I'm guess he would've blasted all over Ernie's back before he even managed to penetrate with that spit soaked thing.Then the whole Hepatitis-C storyline never got truly resolved. At the end of that season, we see Ernie going in for a total stuffing replacement. First off, Hep-C hides in the sebaceous fabric which can't just be cleaned out with a heavy spin cycle and extra rinse. They disrespected our toddlers intelligence with that far-fetched load of crap. Ernie isn't a pillow case and he's not going to get a new liver at some back alley Build-A-Bear. They should've let him die.I just walked out of the room when they started the next season with the Bert fecalphilia and Ernie's sex change. Jim Henson would've jumped out of a window had he seen that crocheted vagina they hung off of Ernie like a groin purse. If you're going for the ridiculous story-line at least higher a decent CGI guy to make the penetration close-ups look more realistic than Grandma putting a knitted pickle in her terrycloth pocketbook. My kid may have bought it, but he's going to laugh at himself when he sees it again in a few years.Bottom line - after so many seasons, there isn't anything left for Sesame Street to cover. We've seen all the inter-racial dating, vegetarian, homosexual, hug-slop that the liberal agenda has to offer. Let it go people.
Il Douchey: indylaw: Why? I'm sure that seems obvious to you.Because the federal gov't has no business influencing which puppets you and I choose to entertain us
Lt_Ryan: rkallister: That's like me saying I'm going to lose weight by trimming my nails.Best analogy EVER for this.]I don't think that fact checks though. 175 lb male, 1/100 of 1% would be 7.9 grams. Converted to ml for the density of a human body and you get (at least for me) the last 2 sections of my pinky finger./Donates to local PBS station, donate be the wrong word. Attempts to bribe PBS to air more Bob Ross would be more accurate.
Debeo Summa Credo: My kid used to reject the big bird diapers, always preferring an Elmo, Ernie, or Grover. From a box of 40 diapers you'd end up with 7 big birds. I tend to agree actually, big bird's annoying as shiat.
Bf+: Mitt Romney threatened to fire the moderator. That happened.My head asplode.
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