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(Short List)   They've invented the jacket that hugs you every time you get a Facebook 'like'. Now all we need are pants that squeeze your schlong every time you get a 'poke'   (shortlist.com) divider line 9
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655 clicks; posted to Geek » on 05 Oct 2012 at 8:43 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-05 09:16:10 AM  
"Schlong"? Seriously? You just used the word "schlong"? Aren't you supposed to be in school learning about nouns and adverbs or making turkeys out of hand-tracings or something, kid?
 
2012-10-05 09:43:11 AM  
I'd rather there be a pair of pants that punch you in the cock whenever you post or like anything on FB.
 
2012-10-05 10:10:56 AM  
How long before we get the Fark.com underpants with UFIA action?
 
2012-10-05 10:23:31 AM  

Grand_Theft_Audio: How long before we get the Fark.com underpants with UFIA action?


That's what the "poke" response should be, you know, a POKE, not a squeeze on your junk
 
2012-10-05 11:38:25 AM  
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 people who already did the work."

"I never did anything by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by theft.".
 
2012-10-05 02:42:09 PM  
Poke. Poke. Poke, poke, poke, poke, pokepokepokepoke...ahhh.
 
2012-10-05 06:39:08 PM  

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: Grand_Theft_Audio: How long before we get the Fark.com underpants with UFIA action?

That's what the "poke" response should be, you know, a POKE, not a squeeze on your junk


No, get this: we reverse it. A pair of underpants that measures tension and maybe heat then tweets the GPS coordinates of boners. Then you can map the most arousing places in a given city.

/Original idea, do not steal
 
2012-10-05 08:14:39 PM  
"Stop poking me, Mom."
 
2012-10-06 12:48:09 PM  
is that the equivilant of putting your phone in your pants on vibrate and then calling yourself repeatedly?
 
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