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(WTKR)   Trucker: God is my co-pilot. Train engineer: Darwin is mine   (wtkr.com) divider line 10
    More: Fail, co-pilot, railroad engineers, semi-trailer trucks, CSX, trains  
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2012-10-05 09:20:27 AM  
6 votes:
s11.postimage.org
2012-10-05 09:42:17 AM  
4 votes:
Yet another case of Trains blindly roaming the countryside smashing into unsuspecting motorists. When will the government mandate trains stay on a per-determined path so we know where they will cross the road.
2012-10-05 10:12:54 AM  
3 votes:

prjindigo: I know what caused the accident.

#1. A single locomotive is limited to 30mph at all times.
#2. A single locomotive and two loaded cars is "not a train" according to the crossing arm sensors. It must stop and make sure the arms go and the bells clang.
#3. Some shiathead omnommed that truck and had to be doing something in the range of FIRED WITHOUT PENSION in order to carry it that far down the tracks.


chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-05 01:21:36 PM  
1 votes:

Heinrich von Eckardt:
Yet this train demolished a much larger truck, killing its driver, and somehow suffered little damage.

Something doesn't add up.


Not addition, multiplication: F = ma

i651.photobucket.com
2012-10-05 12:58:43 PM  
1 votes:
His other car

i.imgur.com
GBB
2012-10-05 10:48:28 AM  
1 votes:
localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com
Look twice for semis
2012-10-05 10:30:11 AM  
1 votes:

Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: C_Canuk:

FTA "Officials say the CSX diesel engine was pulling four railcars loaded with rock."

Was it this one?


Unknown at this time, however, this particular rock is reported to contain high concentrations of heavy metal
2012-10-05 10:02:06 AM  
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: Yet another case of Trains blindly roaming the countryside smashing into unsuspecting motorists. When will the government mandate trains stay on a per-determined path so we know where they will cross the road.


I've installed a extra loud horn on my car. I sound it when I'm anywhere near railroad tracks. That way the trains know that I'm on my way, and they have time to move or stop. I'm still here, so that proves it works.
2012-10-05 09:43:12 AM  
1 votes:
When it's a tie at the crossing - you lose.
2012-10-05 09:42:26 AM  
1 votes:
CSB time: I once saw a train take out an 18 wheeler towing a construction crane that stalled on the tracks in Ventura. Driver got out, but it was one of the most awesome things I've ever seen. Blew that truck up like a bomb and didn't even slow it down.
 
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