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(LiveLeak)   Awesome: you have a beautiful 150lb dog. Not so awesome: trying to make him get off the bed when he doesn't wanna   (liveleak.com) divider line 31
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2012-10-05 09:01:22 AM
9 votes:
People that completely ineffective at controlling their dog should be allowed to have only the sub-dog varietals, such as Pomeranians and dachshunds. Not the ones that can actually cause damage to others.
2012-10-05 12:14:24 PM
5 votes:
gee, if the link was to the YouTube vid: "Waking Up an English Mastiff... ", Uploaded by mouseanater on Feb 11, 2012

people could see the uploader's comment:

"This is my Mastiff Lincoln doing everything he can to NOT have to get off the bed. THIS IS JUST PLAY, IF I ASK HIM TO GET OFF THE BED STERNLY HE WILL JUMP RIGHT OFF, Lets keep the animal training comments to a minimum!! I REPEAT WE ARE PLLAAYYYIINNNG."
2012-10-05 10:03:02 AM
4 votes:
That dog was wagging its tail -- he could tell by the tone of her voice she wasn't really serious. There are probably other times when she truly shrieks at him and he launches out of the bed with his tail between his legs.
2012-10-05 08:32:31 AM
4 votes:
Seems almost like it was trained to do that upon sight of the hand signal. Still cute.
2012-10-05 06:56:57 AM
4 votes:
Cute.

Ineffective human, but cute. Dog doesn't view her as pack leader. He sees it as playful interaction, not a command.
2012-10-05 11:54:33 AM
3 votes:
And then she scratches his ears and reinforces the bad behavior. OMG.

My dog gets one chance. If my voice then drops down, she understands it's no longer play time.

/150# Great Dane. *not* allowed on the bed.
2012-10-05 11:27:29 AM
3 votes:
Repeating commands and being cute is a great way to undermine your authority and affirm the dog's behavior. Get a Golden Retriever if you want 'big' dog thats easy to train
2012-10-05 10:25:33 AM
3 votes:

desertmouse: That dog was wagging its tail -- he could tell by the tone of her voice she wasn't really serious. There are probably other times when she truly shrieks at him and he launches out of the bed with his tail between his legs.


I agree. It seemed like they were both playing a game.
2012-10-05 09:29:48 AM
3 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Those are two of the breeds that are most likely to bite someone. Evil dogs/


Yes, but when they bite you, you can kick them across the yard. You can't do that with a real dog.
2012-10-05 09:27:11 AM
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: People that completely ineffective at controlling their dog should be allowed to have only the sub-dog varietals, such as Pomeranians and dachshunds. Not the ones that can actually cause damage to others.


Those are two of the breeds that are most likely to bite someone. Evil dogs/
2012-10-05 10:41:26 PM
2 votes:
She was playing and the Mastiff knew this as shown by the "play bow," wagging tail, and the little circle he would make on the bed. This is a show of happy excitement.
The growling was playful and the Mastiff was all too careful in making sure he grabbed with his mouth instead of biting.

That video just made me smile.
2012-10-05 10:28:52 PM
2 votes:
At first I started chuckling when the dog growled and threatened to bite her, and she responded by jamming her finger in there and pointing out that she knows he would never do it.

Then I came in here with all the internet toughguys who couldn't tell she was just playing around, and I ROFL'd. If a mastiff doesn't want to go somewhere, it just lies down and doesn't move. It wouldn't bother with the theatrics when dead weight is more effective.
2012-10-05 01:31:26 PM
2 votes:
I love how she not only starts to play with the dog, which is what it wanted, but then scratches its head and rewards it for ignoring her...

You know why you have to go through that every day? Because you're terrible at owning a dog.
2012-10-05 09:54:41 AM
2 votes:
Use the dog as a pillow and drap yourself over it! Stay in that position until the dog gets annoyed and walks off.
2012-10-05 09:43:44 AM
2 votes:
I'm impressed at all of the expert dog trainers we have on fark, that have never had their dog ignore them in favor of staying somewhere comfy. You all should have a show.
2012-10-06 06:56:14 AM
1 votes:
Awww the doggie is a sweetie!
2012-10-05 11:53:21 PM
1 votes:
I love all the people who think somehow a dog has to everything the second it's said or it's the end of the world. Heaven forbid you just enjoy a dog and recognize that sometimes it just wants to lay in bed.
2012-10-05 11:13:33 PM
1 votes:

Mija: The disgusting pig let a dog on her bed in the first place. Beds are for people. The floor or dog bed is for the dog. She deserves what she gets for treating an animal like a person.


Not a dog lover, huh? Your loss.

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2012-10-05 10:49:46 PM
1 votes:

desertmouse: That dog was wagging its tail -- he could tell by the tone of her voice she wasn't really serious. There are probably other times when she truly shrieks at him and he launches out of the bed with his tail between his legs.


Small woman with a Newfoundland here. He may ignore me once or twice, but when I get "mad" enough to stamp my foot he moves fast.
2012-10-05 10:19:27 PM
1 votes:
The disgusting pig let a dog on her bed in the first place. Beds are for people. The floor or dog bed is for the dog. She deserves what she gets for treating an animal like a person.
2012-10-05 07:58:48 PM
1 votes:
I love dogs
2012-10-05 05:03:06 PM
1 votes:
In three years she'll be waddling through wal-mart with two uncontrolled kids who are screaming at the top of their lungs and breaking things in every aisle as she shrieks

quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it.. . quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it... quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it... quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it... quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it... quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it...quit-it... quit-it...quit-it...

and doing not a g.d. thing to actually stop them.


she's as worthless as her trash kids will be.
2012-10-05 04:34:17 PM
1 votes:

Dr_luckyz: I'm impressed at all of the expert dog trainers we have on fark, that have never had their dog ignore them in favor of staying somewhere comfy. You all should have a show.


I have taken care of many people's dogs over the years and I never met ONE who wouldn't get down off the bed/couch/chair for a treat. Not ONE!
2012-10-05 01:30:32 PM
1 votes:
God, those pillows must absolutely reek of dog farts.
2012-10-05 12:26:46 PM
1 votes:
Cesar Millan disapproves!
That woman is no pack leader! She's encouraging bad behaviour by petting him when he's misbehaving.
2012-10-05 11:46:22 AM
1 votes:
Lady, you have to be alpha dog. Pooch gets one chance, then is physically dragged to where you want him. If you can't move the dog, you shouldn't have a frickin mastiff.
2012-10-05 11:39:24 AM
1 votes:
2 Irish Wolfhounds at home. They get like this every so often. fark it. Let em' sleep. If I really need them to get up, jingling the car keys works like a charm.
2012-10-05 10:50:03 AM
1 votes:
Squirt bottle

and if that doesn't work:

Squirt bottle with water and one teaspoon of vinegar.

Results: The dog will get off the bed on the first request.
2012-10-05 10:06:48 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: Use the dog as a pillow and drap yourself over it! Stay in that position until the dog gets annoyed and walks off.


You know how I know you've never had a Mastiff?
2012-10-05 09:47:01 AM
1 votes:
You have to be the alpha dog in this situation and outlounge the pooch.  Once it sees there is no way it can be more relaxed then you, you can slooooowly and ever so sleepily put it into a choke hold. 
2012-10-05 06:32:23 AM
1 votes:
OMG! That is ADORABLE!
We taught our dogs "Unbutt my chair" cause that is what my Dad used to say to us kids if'n we were in his recliner.
Tho, I'm sure my dogs wouldn't be nearly as cute if they didn't want to get down.
 
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