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(LA Times)   The creator of The Princess Bride wants to do a sequel to the film, but can't come up with an idea for it. Obviously, the place to start is by signing The Big Show to play Andre the Giant's son   (herocomplex.latimes.com) divider line 20
    More: Interesting, Andre the Giant, Princess Bride, Cary Elwes, New York Film Festival, Mandy Patinkin, human beings, Wallace Shawn, Inigo Montoya  
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2012-10-05 10:31:52 AM  
7 votes:

stpauler: PLEASE don't. I f*cking hate that movie so much.


I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for attention, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you apologize now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you...And I will kill you.
2012-10-05 02:49:27 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-05 11:40:26 AM  
3 votes:

stpauler: PLEASE don't. I f*cking hate that movie so much.


Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You hate my movie. Prepare to die.
2012-10-05 10:10:58 AM  
3 votes:

stpauler: PLEASE don't. I f*cking hate that movie so much.


Does it hurt not having a soul?
2012-10-05 06:23:01 PM  
2 votes:

Malik Sardonis: Has nobody read the first chapter of "Buttercup's Baby"? Goldman got a perfectly good sequel started. And he's not dead quite yet...


Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that Goldman here is only MOSTLY dead.
2012-10-05 02:02:45 PM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: Am I the only one who felt really bad for whichever horse Fezzik was going to ride out of there?

[www.crazyus.com image 450x256]


According to Reiner, the biggest horse wasn't strong enough so they rigged Andre' with a harness so he was hanging from the ceiling and just barely touching the horse. He also went on to say that they were filming those scenes on the third Thursday of November when the beaujolais nouveau comes out. Andre', as the good Frenchman that he is, ordered several cases and proceeded to get thoroughly drunk. Reiner walked into the studio and there was Andre' hanging from the ceiling with a glass in one hand, a bottle in the other, drunk as a skunk, and yelling out "hey, boss!".
2012-10-05 01:15:09 PM  
2 votes:
The creator of The Princess Bride wants to do a sequel to the film, but can't come up with an idea for it.


So-o-o-o ... what you're saying, is that it's

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2012-10-05 07:04:16 PM  
1 votes:

Igor Jakovsky: FirstNationalBastard: It worked for WCW.

I confused this thread with the hulk hogan thread and was thinking...How did that work for WCW?


"Whatcha gonna do when the sperm of Hulkamania runs wild on you?!!"

/besides, after a certain point, nothing worked for WCW
2012-10-05 06:18:50 PM  
1 votes:

DaCaptain19: So THIS is why we have such sucky movies and TV...

Bigwigs sit around and decide...first...that they're going to make the movie. "we're gonna make Princess 2 - it will generate ticket sales".

Second..."who's got an idea?"

(Crickets chirping)....

"Hey let's basically make the same movie but it's all based on every character's son/daughter!"

Two weeks later it's out on release.


RTFA, ya doof.
2012-10-05 05:16:22 PM  
1 votes:
Look, Reiner. We had a deal. I let you kill me off, no sequels.
2012-10-05 03:16:59 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: It worked for WCW.


I confused this thread with the hulk hogan thread and was thinking...How did that work for WCW?
2012-10-05 03:15:43 PM  
1 votes:

MaxxLarge: stpauler: PLEASE don't. I f*cking hate that movie so much.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for attention, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you apologize now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you...And I will kill you.



[long pause].....................Good Luck.
2012-10-05 02:16:55 PM  
1 votes:
Don't worry, Billy. When you die, your heirs will sell your legacy down the river and allow an "authorized posthumous sequel" to be published based on one of your grocery lists from 1987 and some notes you wrote for a speech you thought about giving to the Ladies Garden Auxiliary. It'll be ghostwritten by one of the usual hacks (Timothy Zahn, Mercedes Lackey, etc.) who are too stupid to come up with their own ideas for books. Maybe they'll even con one of your kids, or a nephew or distant cousin with literary ambitions and mediocre talent to pen it. Hell, it worked for Todd McCaffrey and Brian Herbert- why not for your mentally challenged third cousin twice removed, Lardy "Potato" Goldberg? Your name will get top billing, and the hack's will hidden on the back cover just under the UPC code in microscopic typeface as "with [insert dumbfark's name here]."

And yeah, it'll suck. But idiots everywhere will buy a copy because they're too stupid to understand that it's nothing but semi-legitimized fanfic. So it'll make money.

Your legacy? Oh, well fark that. It belongs to the beneficiaries of your estate. Once you're gone, they're free to exhume your good name and peg it with a fencepost. And they will.
2012-10-05 01:41:49 PM  
1 votes:

stpauler: PLEASE don't. I f*cking hate that movie so much.


www.shadygamer.com
2012-10-05 12:53:18 PM  
1 votes:
I wish they would remake "The Outsiders" with Beiber as Pony Boy and Stiffler as Dallas


*Ducks, flips you all off and runs away laughing manically*
2012-10-05 12:24:59 PM  
1 votes:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Wesley and Buttercup have become the antithesis of Miracle Max and his wife--sort of like drunken Liz Taylor and Richard Burton.


Wouldn't that be like regular Taylor & Burton?
2012-10-05 12:17:32 PM  
1 votes:
Fred Savage recites the book to his illegitimate bastard son until he pushes the kid out of the car on the I-5.

Savage laughs "As you wiwwiiiiiisssssshhhhhh" as drives away from his bouncing, rolling kid.

Wesley and Buttercup have become the antithesis of Miracle Max and his wife--sort of like drunken Liz Taylor and Richard Burton.

Humperdink finally comes out of the closet, marries Fezzik, changes his name to Prince Humphisdink but dies a tragic death involving a ROUS and duck tape.
2012-10-05 11:41:29 AM  
1 votes:

stpauler: PLEASE don't. I f*cking hate that movie so much.


Farkied as "has zero taste in films"
2012-10-05 09:19:42 AM  
1 votes:
Am I the only one who felt really bad for whichever horse Fezzik was going to ride out of there?

www.crazyus.com
2012-10-05 09:17:36 AM  
1 votes:
PLEASE don't. I f*cking hate that movie so much.
 
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