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(Daily Mail)   Nicki Minaj calmly and rationally reevaluates her feelings about Mariah Carey: 'If I had a gun I would shoot the b***h.'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2012-10-05 09:06:50 AM
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2012-10-05 10:16:14 AM
I'd shoot either one of them with my pants gun, but then I'd change my name and leave town so they couldn't find me. Them biatches be crazy.
 
2012-10-05 10:16:49 AM
nope, still don't want to watch American Idol.
 
2012-10-05 10:17:38 AM
Yeah, I'll get right down to taking a threat from you seriously, you crazy Mrs. Potato Head-looking caricature.
 
2012-10-05 10:19:39 AM
Nicki who?


Nicki what?


Nicki where?
 
2012-10-05 10:21:31 AM
Wow...they're desperately trying to create a fake-ass reality TV sideshow.
Free publicity and now everyone will tune in to see if Mariah Carey gets shot.
 
2012-10-05 10:23:15 AM

zvoidx: Wow...they're desperately trying to create a fake-ass reality TV sideshow.
Free publicity and now everyone will tune in to see if Mariah Carey gets shot.


I just read some gossip blurb that said Mariah Carey has increased her security because she fears for her life. Good times.
 
2012-10-05 10:24:32 AM
She hates melisma just like us!
 
2012-10-05 10:25:58 AM

airsupport: Nicki who?

Minaj


Nicki what? Bodacious body


Nicki where? Wherever she wanted me to. That's where.
 
2012-10-05 10:26:04 AM
Maria, who is known for making pants shrink since the 90's, vs the girl who is only known for a Pepsi commercial and rapping in a foreign language about shoes or something.
Huh.
 
2012-10-05 10:26:30 AM
TFA: She said she is very concerned, she's with her twins,

I didn't know she could go anywhere without them.
 
2012-10-05 10:27:01 AM
That'd be Mariah, with an 'h', btw. Farking on the phone has downsides.
 
2012-10-05 10:27:19 AM

cryinoutloud: zvoidx: Wow...they're desperately trying to create a fake-ass reality TV sideshow.
Free publicity and now everyone will tune in to see if Mariah Carey gets shot.

I just read some gossip blurb that said Mariah Carey has increased her security because she fears for her lifebecause she's a world-class diva/attention whore. Good times.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-05 10:28:05 AM
Fine, give her a gun and tell her to prove it.
 
2012-10-05 10:29:39 AM
Ladies, please. Can't we all agree that you're both horrible?
 
2012-10-05 10:32:42 AM

Rapmaster2000: Ladies, please. Can't we all agree that you're both popular?

 
2012-10-05 10:33:06 AM
Well, if there was any doubt that she's a Republican, that pretty much dispelled it.

/Yes, I went there
 
2012-10-05 10:37:50 AM

zvoidx: Wow...they're desperately trying to create a fake-ass reality TV sideshow.
Free publicity and now everyone will tune in to see if Mariah Carey gets shot.


I don't think it's fake. That said, I'm sure the execs considered this as a great possibility when they hired two dumb biatches.
 
2012-10-05 10:44:17 AM
Leave it to some candy-colored clown with zero talent and nary a single brain cell to rub together to make Mariah Carey look like the sane one.

Sad when even the highest-rated show on television needs to stoop to asinine publicity stunts.
 
2012-10-05 10:48:29 AM
Miss Carey may be a certified diva-loon, but Nicki needs to leave the ghettotude at the playground with the youngins.
She's doesn't give a flying F and continuing her ratchet ways won't hold up to a veteran performer.
 
2012-10-05 10:50:30 AM
Call the police if someone threatens you with a gun, kids.
 
2012-10-05 10:50:35 AM
How much is NM acting versus really crazy? I pretty much assume all celebrities are vapid caricatures of something they think will sell.
 
2012-10-05 10:51:01 AM

digistil: zvoidx: Wow...they're desperately trying to create a fake-ass reality TV sideshow.
Free publicity and now everyone will tune in to see if Mariah Carey gets shot.

I don't think it's fake. That said, I'm sure the execs considered this as a great possibility when they hired two dumb biatches.


Stepping back and looking at the video, (which happens to be really poor quality/one indicator)...

It's just a woman looking straight ahead and ranting, with someone else saying "calm down" and others occasionally speaking.

A very short video, easily scripted and executed.  The benefit is promotion of the show and exposure for the celebrities with the "controversy" cutting through the sea of internet info to temporarily gain the spotlight
 
2012-10-05 10:51:17 AM
Put a trashy hood rat on TV and that's what you get.
 
2012-10-05 10:52:27 AM

LewDux: Rapmaster2000: Ladies, please. Can't we all agree that you're both popular?


Pfft. I'm sure you would like them. You see, you don't get True Art. People like me who understand music know that Lady Gaga is the real deal. While you are listening to one hit wonders like Nicki Minaj, I am listening to True Art.

Did you know that she plays the piano? There are videos on the youtube where she is playing the piano. You should educate yourself before you go around disrespecting the greatest musician and artist of our time. Another ARTISTIC TRIUMPH!
 
2012-10-05 10:58:54 AM

fickenchucker: How much is NM acting versus really crazy? I pretty much assume all celebrities are vapid caricatures of something they think will sell.


Don't be silly, they do only what record industry and producers tell them to do
 
2012-10-05 11:01:11 AM
Mariah Carey is a full Diva having studied under the Queen of Soul, NM has no chance.
 
2012-10-05 11:01:45 AM

zvoidx: digistil: zvoidx: Wow...they're desperately trying to create a fake-ass reality TV sideshow.
Free publicity and now everyone will tune in to see if Mariah Carey gets shot.

I don't think it's fake. That said, I'm sure the execs considered this as a great possibility when they hired two dumb biatches.

Stepping back and looking at the video, (which happens to be really poor quality/one indicator)...

It's just a woman looking straight ahead and ranting, with someone else saying "calm down" and others occasionally speaking.

A very short video, easily scripted and executed.  The benefit is promotion of the show and exposure for the celebrities with the "controversy" cutting through the sea of internet info to temporarily gain the spotlight


You're giving credit where I don't think it's due... I can't see either of these two bimbos acting that well.
 
2012-10-05 11:03:56 AM

Clash City Farker: Mariah Carey is a full Diva having studied under the Queen of Soul, NM has no chance.


Same Queen of Soul that created rock'n roll?
 
2012-10-05 11:07:04 AM
If I had a gun? What kind of low-grade rapper doesn't have a gun?

/is she a rapper? Not sure.
 
2012-10-05 11:08:31 AM

IAMTHEINTARWEBS: Nicki where? Wherever she wanted me to. That's where.


Yeah, looks like it would be up to her, for sure.
iamsupergorge.com
 
2012-10-05 11:19:46 AM
Manufactured drama is manufactured.

/still won't watch AI
 
2012-10-05 11:20:46 AM

fickenchucker: I pretty much assume all celebrities are vapid caricatures of something they think will sell.


I think you're giving all celebrities way, way too much credit. The best they can usually do is follow directions.
 
2012-10-05 11:21:12 AM
Fake beef. And after all the shiat she laid down on Keys, Lil Kim and the other girl, talking about
how she's above such shiat. Fake ass fake booty biatch. Onika has sold her soul.
 
2012-10-05 11:22:44 AM
Suddenly, a gun appears...

Sigh, if only.
 
2012-10-05 11:23:59 AM
I seriously wish Ms. Minaj would just go away, and taker her huge arse and stupid hair with her.
 
2012-10-05 11:24:21 AM

digistil: zvoidx: digistil: zvoidx: Wow...they're desperately trying to create a fake-ass reality TV sideshow.
Free publicity and now everyone will tune in to see if Mariah Carey gets shot.

I don't think it's fake. That said, I'm sure the execs considered this as a great possibility when they hired two dumb biatches.

Stepping back and looking at the video, (which happens to be really poor quality/one indicator)...

It's just a woman looking straight ahead and ranting, with someone else saying "calm down" and others occasionally speaking.

A very short video, easily scripted and executed.  The benefit is promotion of the show and exposure for the celebrities with the "controversy" cutting through the sea of internet info to temporarily gain the spotlight

You're giving credit where I don't think it's due... I can't see either of these two bimbos acting that well.


Mariah did Precious -- and dared to de-glam for it.
Onika... Onika did that Creep video. She has comic skills,
but she also says she hears voices and shiat, I think
they keep her medicated.
Mariah one-ups Onika, but I still don't like that she's
getting drawn into this fake beef.
 
kab
2012-10-05 11:25:57 AM
If you promise to never ever sing, rap, or even utter another word again, ever, I'm sure there are gun owners that would line up for blocks to help you out.
 
2012-10-05 11:52:33 AM
Nicki Minaj is what you get when you try to dress a turd like Katy Perry. Her Disney Channel music is just suckage
 
2012-10-05 12:07:08 PM
Yeah I am pretty sure a threat like that about a gun and shooting someone constitutes a crime.
 
2012-10-05 12:15:33 PM

MaxxLarge: Leave it to some candy-colored clown with zero talent and nary a single brain cell to rub together to

 

HMM are you sure? because

href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7365340/79823780#c79823780" target="_blank">fickenchucker: How much is NM acting versus really crazy? I pretty much assume all celebrities are vapid caricatures of something they think will sell. 

Minaj is a creation/caricature with multiple fictional alter egos. That isn't a secret. She states it plainly
Link
 
2012-10-05 12:22:10 PM
Manufactured drama but now I love Nicki even more. Good Lord she is hot
 
2012-10-05 12:48:58 PM
I hope they can both get their priorities straight and think about the ratings for once.
 
2012-10-05 12:56:02 PM
Mariah is much classier. Minaj looks like 70's era Time Square transvestite hooker/drag queen
 
2012-10-05 01:05:31 PM
Mariah Carey is the one with a gazillion number 1 singles and a 5 octave range.

Nikki Minaj is the one who makes funny faces and bugs her eyes out.
 
2012-10-05 01:54:05 PM

InmanRoshi: Mariah Carey is the one with a gazillion number 1 singles and a 5 octave range.

Nikki Minaj is the one who makes funny faces and bugs her eyes out.


This right here ... I try to keep in mind my age, and remember that not everyone in this thread lived through the age when Mariah was hammering the charts. The woman's voice was mesmerizing. Absolutely mind-melting. She hit notes that made the world pause around you. "How is the human voice even capable ...?" I'm 31. If I'm ever asked what the most amazing singing voice I ever heard was, I will say without hesitation "Mariah." Others probably have similar memories of divas that peaked in the 80's or earlier.

The truly sad thing is true divas like that will never get the exposure, respect, and opportunities they once did. They'll end up on The Voice or Britain's Got Talent then be promptly forgotten because there's not enough *ThuMP*ThuMP*ThuMP* in the background. Hell, in the last 3 weeks I've watched numerous women with heart-stopping voices on The Voice during blind auditions not even turn a single chair and I'm just sitting there thinking "Are you f***ing deaf??" (coincidentally, all black women. go figure)
 
2012-10-05 02:17:21 PM

JPSimonetti: InmanRoshi: Mariah Carey is the one with a gazillion number 1 singles and a 5 octave range.

Nikki Minaj is the one who makes funny faces and bugs her eyes out.

This right here ... I try to keep in mind my age, and remember that not everyone in this thread lived through the age when Mariah was hammering the charts. The woman's voice was mesmerizing. Absolutely mind-melting. She hit notes that made the world pause around you. "How is the human voice even capable ...?" I'm 31. If I'm ever asked what the most amazing singing voice I ever heard was, I will say without hesitation "Mariah." Others probably have similar memories of divas that peaked in the 80's or earlier.

The truly sad thing is true divas like that will never get the exposure, respect, and opportunities they once did. They'll end up on The Voice or Britain's Got Talent then be promptly forgotten because there's not enough *ThuMP*ThuMP*ThuMP* in the background. Hell, in the last 3 weeks I've watched numerous women with heart-stopping voices on The Voice during blind auditions not even turn a single chair and I'm just sitting there thinking "Are you f***ing deaf??" (coincidentally, all black women. go figure)


Every so often even pop music has to downsize.
 
2012-10-05 02:20:18 PM
 
2012-10-05 02:24:17 PM

zvoidx: Wow...they're desperately trying to create a fake-ass reality TV sideshow.
Free publicity and now everyone will tune in to see if Mariah Carey gets shot.


Niki Minaj's butt implants see what you did there.

/she could say those and her breast implants were leaking into her bloodstream, causing irrational hatred...
 
2012-10-05 02:35:06 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Manufactured drama but now I love Nicki even more. Good Lord she is hot


Onkel Buck: Minaj looks like 70's era Time Square transvestite hooker/drag queen


Well, I guess it's true: FARK IS just an echo chamber.
 
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