Sybarite: I find a really flat belly and firm abs sexy on a woman.
indarwinsshadow: She looks like she's one drink away from a slaughter.
Theaetetus: indarwinsshadow: She looks like she's one drink away from a slaughter.You can't spell slaughter without laughter, though.
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Denise Richards... I'm not sure there's much going on upstairs for her, but yes.
Tat'dGreaser: Oh no, let me complain about eyes, oh noez.
Weaver95: Tat'dGreaser: Oh no, let me complain about eyes, oh noez.And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
UNC_Samurai: I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.
Basily Gourt: I don't know if that is so much crazy, or the sad, desperate look that most 40+ single mothers have.They've figured out that the chances of getting remarried until the kids leave is zero!/ I would do her all day, and long into the night. Just wouldn't want any kind of relationship.
peterthx: UNC_Samurai: I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.She actually had her implants removed./knew when she was a waitress in Oceanside CA
kroonermanblack: peterthx: UNC_Samurai: I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.She actually had her implants removed./knew when she was a waitress in Oceanside CAI'm not buying that she had breasts that large and still got implants which were not noticeably or dramatically larger but now has them removed.
MaxxLarge: It's not that her eyes are "crazy" so much as they are "completely dead and shark-like, and utterly untouched by her fake smile."
voristrupp: most younger, attractive girls under 35 are NOT lining up for your typical flabby, balding middle aged slob with an average income and baggage,
Quantum Apostrophe: Nothing gets better with age.
Fark Me To Tears: Quantum Apostrophe: Nothing gets better with age.I beg to differ. The older I get, the prettier the younger women seem to me. I assume it's the Dirty Old Man Syndrome kicking in. It's kind of sad, but I can live with it.
Madbassist1: kinda sinewy lookin. not good eatin, there.
If you like these links, you'll love
More funny for your money.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Nov 23 2017 14:08:52
Runtime: 0.369 sec (368 ms)