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(Daily Mail)   Denise Richards has a great figure, but crazy eyes. Yes, it's complicated   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2012-10-05 09:20:09 AM
That's Brendan Fraser's face.
 
2012-10-05 09:32:06 AM
I find a really flat belly and firm abs sexy on a woman.
 
2012-10-05 10:22:07 AM

Sybarite: I find a really flat belly and firm abs sexy on a woman.



I'm sorrty but if I ever stumble across a really flat belly and firm abs, I'm keeping them for myself.
 
2012-10-05 10:35:55 AM
It's not that her eyes are "crazy" so much as they are "completely dead and shark-like, and utterly untouched by her fake smile."
 
2012-10-05 10:53:22 AM
Her smile says "Look at me!" but her eyes say "because then I might one day feel something".
 
2012-10-05 11:15:50 AM
I'm scared now.
 
2012-10-05 11:17:01 AM
Too much plastic surgery will do that.
 
2012-10-05 11:17:53 AM
Whenever I look at her, I see Phil Hartmans crazy wife. She looks like she's one drink away from a slaughter.
 
2012-10-05 11:19:35 AM
there is no crazy in the world that would stop me.
 
2012-10-05 11:25:18 AM

indarwinsshadow: She looks like she's one drink away from a slaughter.


You can't spell slaughter without laughter, though.
 
2012-10-05 11:31:23 AM
Denise Richards... I'm not sure there's much going on upstairs for her, but yes.
 
2012-10-05 11:34:39 AM

Theaetetus: indarwinsshadow: She looks like she's one drink away from a slaughter.

You can't spell slaughter without laughter, though.


Well played.
 
2012-10-05 11:42:05 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Denise Richards... I'm not sure there's much going on upstairs for her, but yes.


You're not sure?
She married Charlie Sheen, right?

Then, yes, dumber than a lobotomized squirrel.
 
2012-10-05 11:57:21 AM
I don't know if that is so much crazy, or the sad, desperate look that most 40+ single mothers have.

They've figured out that the chances of getting remarried until the kids leave is zero!

/ I would do her all day, and long into the night. Just wouldn't want any kind of relationship.
 
2012-10-05 12:14:14 PM
Lookin' great, love the eyes. Denise, call me.
 
2012-10-05 12:16:13 PM
kinda sinewy lookin. not good eatin, there.
 
2012-10-05 12:18:51 PM
Oh no, let me complain about eyes, oh noez.
 
2012-10-05 12:32:39 PM
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2012-10-05 12:33:35 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Oh no, let me complain about eyes, oh noez.


And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
 
2012-10-05 12:37:08 PM
I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.
 
2012-10-05 12:41:46 PM
it is just a testament to hot she was in Wild Things that anoyne cares about her. I mean she has done NOTHING of value since.
 
2012-10-05 12:44:07 PM
She needs a sandwich. I'll provide the mayo.

/Man-made, in fact, fresh from the factory.

//Too far? Too soon??
 
2012-10-05 12:48:59 PM
i didn't know her children had the downs
 
2012-10-05 12:49:54 PM

Weaver95: Tat'dGreaser: Oh no, let me complain about eyes, oh noez.

And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.


And now I am aroused
 
2012-10-05 01:20:35 PM

Sybarite: I find a really flat belly and firm abs sexy on a woman.


you should stop by /r/hardbodies then
 
2012-10-05 01:22:42 PM
She looks like off camera they are holding a gun to her kids heads and she is forcing a smile.
 
2012-10-05 01:45:34 PM
Three crazy biatches greenlit in a row, four if you count Hulk Hogan.
 
2012-10-05 01:56:28 PM
COCAINE!!!
 
2012-10-05 02:11:28 PM
Er, that vacuous stare is a little off-putting.

I hope her kids grow up all right.
 
2012-10-05 02:22:08 PM

UNC_Samurai: I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.


She actually had her implants removed.

/knew when she was a waitress in Oceanside CA
 
2012-10-05 02:28:26 PM

Basily Gourt: I don't know if that is so much crazy, or the sad, desperate look that most 40+ single mothers have.

They've figured out that the chances of getting remarried until the kids leave is zero!

/ I would do her all day, and long into the night. Just wouldn't want any kind of relationship.


Except she's always had those crazy, desperate eyes.
 
2012-10-05 02:55:30 PM

peterthx: UNC_Samurai: I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.

She actually had her implants removed.

/knew when she was a waitress in Oceanside CA


I'm not buying that she had breasts that large and still got implants which were not noticeably or dramatically larger but now has them removed.
 
2012-10-05 02:59:58 PM

kroonermanblack: peterthx: UNC_Samurai: I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.

She actually had her implants removed.

/knew when she was a waitress in Oceanside CA

I'm not buying that she had breasts that large and still got implants which were not noticeably or dramatically larger but now has them removed.


She talked about it after having her children Link
 
2012-10-05 03:44:48 PM
line of site?
 
2012-10-05 03:50:03 PM

MaxxLarge: It's not that her eyes are "crazy" so much as they are "completely dead and shark-like, and utterly untouched by her fake smile."


yeah. Utterly expressionless.
 
2012-10-05 04:23:05 PM
Botox is a helluva drug.
 
2012-10-05 04:36:52 PM
Her skin is starting to look like a paperbag.
 
2012-10-05 05:04:50 PM
I think she looks terrified.
Except in the picture where she's jumping off the rock-
There she looks hopeful that she might soon embrace the sweet release of Death.
 
2012-10-05 05:08:17 PM
I wish I could have seen her nude before she had the work done.
 
2012-10-05 05:25:25 PM
Damn, sucks getting old. Not enough body fat around the ribs and fake titties, face is too gaunt, but yet her thighs are flabby, compared to her chicken calves. She clearly works out a lot, and maybe even runs... Cortisol overload from the stress of her ex's bullshiat and running would explain the strange disparity, but the absence of belly fat belies the other Cortisol tells, so I guess it's just the sad results of aging.

What a shame.

Also, her makeup artist for this shoot needs to be shot. Her eyes desperately needed more color, and she just plain looks washed out in the flash glare. I've seen her look a LOT better than this in public shots as recently as last year, so it was clearly a bad photo shoot, combined with the sadness that is past-prime looks.
 
2012-10-05 07:42:44 PM
Attractive, but not as much as she used to be. There is something disproportionate about her now and I can't put my finger on it.

And yeah, she seems to have the crazy eyes ALL THE TIME now.
 
2012-10-05 10:43:13 PM
Meh, she looks like a taxidermied corpse filled with gristle and bone shards.
 
2012-10-05 10:47:03 PM
She looks fantastic, and totally unhappy.
 
2012-10-05 11:11:48 PM
She looks good except for the vacant stare. most 41 year old women are looking for middle aged guys...and truth be known, most younger, attractive girls under 35 are NOT lining up for your typical flabby, balding middle aged slob with an average income and baggage, no matter how much the media convinces them otherwise. Lots of guys would be glad to take her just on looks alone
 
2012-10-05 11:27:24 PM

voristrupp: most younger, attractive girls under 35 are NOT lining up for your typical flabby, balding middle aged slob with an average income and baggage,


But but but but at 40 you're in the best shape of your life! I get it though, most middle-aged guys suffer from Middle Aged Delusional Syndrome. I'd give anything to be 25 again. fark this aging crap, the slowing down, the dumbing down, the flabbing up. Nothing gets better with age. Nothing. I'm not smarter, or stronger, or faster, or better looking, or healthier, or anything.
 
2012-10-06 04:12:59 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Nothing gets better with age.


I beg to differ. The older I get, the prettier the younger women seem to me. I assume it's the Dirty Old Man Syndrome kicking in. It's kind of sad, but I can live with it.
 
2012-10-06 06:37:30 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Quantum Apostrophe: Nothing gets better with age.

I beg to differ. The older I get, the prettier the younger women seem to me. I assume it's the Dirty Old Man Syndrome kicking in. It's kind of sad, but I can live with it.


It's just that women our age get uglier.
 
2012-10-06 06:40:14 AM
Just don't put another one on the House Intelligence Committee.
 
2012-10-06 07:28:46 AM

Madbassist1: kinda sinewy lookin. not good eatin, there.


DAT. Visible ribs... and the fake expression... off-putting.
 
2012-10-06 10:11:29 AM
I find your lack of pics in this thread disturbing.
 
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