Sybarite: I find a really flat belly and firm abs sexy on a woman.
indarwinsshadow: She looks like she's one drink away from a slaughter.
Theaetetus: indarwinsshadow: She looks like she's one drink away from a slaughter.You can't spell slaughter without laughter, though.
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Denise Richards... I'm not sure there's much going on upstairs for her, but yes.
Tat'dGreaser: Oh no, let me complain about eyes, oh noez.
Weaver95: Tat'dGreaser: Oh no, let me complain about eyes, oh noez.And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
UNC_Samurai: I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.
Basily Gourt: I don't know if that is so much crazy, or the sad, desperate look that most 40+ single mothers have.They've figured out that the chances of getting remarried until the kids leave is zero!/ I would do her all day, and long into the night. Just wouldn't want any kind of relationship.
peterthx: UNC_Samurai: I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.She actually had her implants removed./knew when she was a waitress in Oceanside CA
kroonermanblack: peterthx: UNC_Samurai: I see more plastic work than my last Warhammer army.She actually had her implants removed./knew when she was a waitress in Oceanside CAI'm not buying that she had breasts that large and still got implants which were not noticeably or dramatically larger but now has them removed.
MaxxLarge: It's not that her eyes are "crazy" so much as they are "completely dead and shark-like, and utterly untouched by her fake smile."
voristrupp: most younger, attractive girls under 35 are NOT lining up for your typical flabby, balding middle aged slob with an average income and baggage,
Quantum Apostrophe: Nothing gets better with age.
Fark Me To Tears: Quantum Apostrophe: Nothing gets better with age.I beg to differ. The older I get, the prettier the younger women seem to me. I assume it's the Dirty Old Man Syndrome kicking in. It's kind of sad, but I can live with it.
Madbassist1: kinda sinewy lookin. not good eatin, there.
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