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(Zap2It)   Hulk Hogan sex taped leaked online. You're welcome for that image you will never get out of your head   (blog.zap2it.com) divider line 86
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2012-10-05 08:52:31 AM
Thanks a lot brother.
 
2012-10-05 09:10:27 AM
Mr. Nanny doesn't seem so bad now, does it?
 
2012-10-05 09:20:22 AM
I loathe you,subby. I really,really,really do.
 
2012-10-05 09:23:05 AM

Apos: I loathe you,subby. I really,really,really do.


Then you'll really hate it when I put the idea in your head of Hulk Hogan "swordfighting" with Chyna's clenis.

The lil' Orange Goblin vs. the big pink Clenis. No Holds Barred. Zeus's wonky eye is right there officiating.
 
2012-10-05 09:26:33 AM
With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?
 
2012-10-05 10:02:29 AM
Subby, you are a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling
 
2012-10-05 10:18:05 AM
There is no frigging way I'm clicking that, I'm still taking medication and seeing a therapist because I made the mistake of watching a thirty second excerpt from One Night In Chyna.
 
2012-10-05 11:19:26 AM
But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?
 
2012-10-05 11:20:35 AM
Fortunately for me, the horse refused the gate on that one.

"Hulk Hogan sex t--LALALALALA NOT READING!"
 
2012-10-05 11:22:48 AM
I heard the audio on the radio today. It was kinda funny. Apperently he was banging Bubba the love spounges wife and he was in the room at the start but told them to have fun. Then he was telling the woman how his son Nicks girlfriends twin sister wants to bang him. Might have to give it a watch.
 
2012-10-05 11:23:35 AM
"Get your clothes on and get out"

nice.
 
2012-10-05 11:24:19 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Apos: I loathe you,subby. I really,really,really do.

Then you'll really hate it when I put the idea in your head of Hulk Hogan "swordfighting" with Chyna's clenis.

The lil' Orange Goblin vs. the big pink Clenis. No Holds Barred. Zeus's wonky eye is right there officiating.


That's a whole new meaning of the word slobberknocker.
 
2012-10-05 11:25:14 AM
Afentra (morning radio personality) on 96.5 in KC seemed impressed by its size. The word "thermos" was used in comparison.
 
2012-10-05 11:26:26 AM
It's not my fault.
 
2012-10-05 11:28:56 AM
 
2012-10-05 11:30:20 AM
Makin' sex tapes, DUDE!
 
2012-10-05 11:32:46 AM
The suspected woman...

girlroster.com

Not bad, Hulk. Good job.
 
2012-10-05 11:33:10 AM
www.cynicalsmirk.com
 
2012-10-05 11:34:06 AM
oh my god.

I'm going to watch this, aren't I?

whyyyyyyyy
 
2012-10-05 11:39:52 AM
Does it climax with him breaking a folding chair over her head?
 
2012-10-05 11:43:50 AM

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?


FirstNationalBastard: The lil' Orange Goblin




Quite the contrary. He has a massive schlong and actually got a great erection.
 
2012-10-05 11:47:31 AM
"Did you ever have a sex tape Monsoon?"

"A little embarrassed to admit it but yes, Brain I did."

"Really? Anyone buy it?"

"A little embarrassed to admit it but yes, Brain someone did."

"REALLY? Who?"

".... National Geographic."
 
2012-10-05 11:57:17 AM
Aaaand once again, a wrestling thread is absolutely *WON* by Bobby and The Gorilla.

/Seriously guys...you need to set up a damn operating expense fund for all the keyboards you owe people...
//Like me.
 
2012-10-05 11:58:34 AM
That was the worst sex tape ever. He answers the phone, gets dressed and leaves.

Hell, that looks suspiciously like one of my sex tapes.
 
2012-10-05 11:58:52 AM

rocky_howard: slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

FirstNationalBastard: The lil' Orange Goblin



Quite the contrary. He has a massive schlong and actually got a great erection.



Yeah, were I him, I wouldn't be suing Bubba over that (supposedly hidden camera). That's a great advertisement. Impressive size, virility, and stamina. I'm jealous.
 
2012-10-05 12:16:51 PM
During a radio interview, Linda was asked, "Do you believe that Hulk and Brutus Beefcake ever had an intimate relationship?"

She responds, "Well, a little bird told me yes."
 
2012-10-05 12:30:00 PM
Wait until they release the one where he handicap tag-teams with Bubba.
 
2012-10-05 12:37:58 PM
It's nothing really. He just lays there for 10 minutes until he hulks up and finishes it with a big boot.

/Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!
 
2012-10-05 12:39:17 PM

hundreddollarman: It's nothing really. He just lays there for 10 minutes until he hulks up and finishes it with a big boot third leg drop.

/Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!


FTFM
 
2012-10-05 12:46:02 PM
Does he make a lot of references to his 24-inch pythons?
 
2012-10-05 12:50:41 PM
Interesting, I've always wanted to see his daughter naked.
 
2012-10-05 12:56:54 PM

hundreddollarman: hundreddollarman: It's nothing really. He just lays there for 10 minutes until he hulks up and finishes it with a big boot third leg drop.

/Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!

FTFM


I just want to know if he points at her and goes YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU! near the finish.
 
2012-10-05 01:02:58 PM

Bloody Templar: rocky_howard: slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

FirstNationalBastard: The lil' Orange Goblin



Quite the contrary. He has a massive schlong and actually got a great erection.


Yeah, were I him, I wouldn't be suing Bubba over that (supposedly hidden camera). That's a great advertisement. Impressive size, virility, and stamina. I'm jealous.


Other than getting his name some exposure, I can't see how this could possibly help Bubba at all. I'd be inclined to say that it was set up by his ex-wife myself.
 
2012-10-05 01:06:54 PM
not mine:

Whatcha gonna do brotha, when the Hulkster and his millions of little hulkamaniacs come running wild all over you.... and your face... and your hair...
 
2012-10-05 01:09:37 PM
Did he finish with the leg drop?
 
2012-10-05 01:24:37 PM
Hogan was banging Bubba's wife?
 
2012-10-05 01:25:21 PM
i've seen the video sadly and i find it hilarious you can hear Bubba in the begining telling them to "do your thing" and it ends with Bubba's ex telling Hogan to hang out with Bubba in his office.
 
2012-10-05 01:38:23 PM
Hogan's pretty old. I wonder if it was a dusty finish?
 
2012-10-05 01:55:12 PM
Did he give her the Fingerpoke of Doom?
 
2012-10-05 01:59:20 PM
Puke.
 
2012-10-05 02:15:50 PM
/Obligatory

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-05 02:26:16 PM

Bloody Templar: The suspected woman...

[girlroster.com image 426x640]

Not bad, Hulk. Good job.


I see her tits are just as plastic as his daughter's.

/probably a substitute: sick Hogan, sick
 
2012-10-05 02:32:43 PM

BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?


slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?


Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.
 
2012-10-05 02:40:58 PM
I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!

When it cums crashing down, and it hurts inside,
ya' gotta get on top, it will help to ride,
Well, screw my friend, and my wife hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I gotta get inside,
I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!

I feel strong about 8 inches long,
And I can't keep it up for very long,
I got something deep inside of me, and a butt plug is the thing that keeps us free,
I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!

Well, screw my friend, and my wife hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I gotta get inside,
I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!
I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!
 
2012-10-05 02:47:20 PM

MagSeven: Hogan's pretty old. I wonder if it was a dusty finish?


You. Monitor. Spit-take. Asshole.

/That was beautiful.
 
2012-10-05 02:48:56 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.


I see you were more focused on that....
 
2012-10-05 02:50:46 PM

slapmastered: MagSeven: Hogan's pretty old. I wonder if it was a dusty finish?

You. Monitor. Spit-take. Asshole.

/That was beautiful.


Better see if anyone has a two-fer deal on monitors. Well played!
 
2012-10-05 02:54:38 PM
I'd leg drop her.

/Grudunza
//Brotha
 
2012-10-05 03:14:09 PM

TheManofPA: I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!

When it cums crashing down, and it hurts inside,
ya' gotta get on top, it will help to ride,
Well, screw my friend, and my wife hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I gotta get inside,
I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!

I feel strong about 8 inches long,
And I can't keep it up for very long,
I got something deep inside of me, and a butt plug is the thing that keeps us free,
I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!

Well, screw my friend, and my wife hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I gotta get inside,
I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!
I am a real American, farking the wives of every man,
I am a real American, fark for what's right, fark of your life!


That was beautiful
 
2012-10-05 03:15:02 PM

Fark You Buddy: FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.

I see you were more focused on that....


It be fair, it's about the only thing remotely close to being IN focus on that crappy tape.
 
2012-10-05 04:03:45 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.


There's a sentence I didn't think I'd ever see written out.
 
2012-10-05 04:15:54 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 04:18:03 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x414] Someone think of the children?


"He does, that's how he keeps an erection."

"WILL YOU STOP?"
 
2012-10-05 04:28:19 PM
static.guim.co.uk

After he's spent does he change back to Mark Ruffalo?

/this Avengers marketing is going too far
 
2012-10-05 04:35:48 PM

Fark You Buddy: FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.

I see you were more focused on that....


Well, being gay and all, I tend to focus more on penis than vagina.
 
2012-10-05 04:45:51 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Jon iz teh kewl: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x414] Someone think of the children?

"He does, that's how he keeps an erection."

"WILL YOU STOP?"


HA!
 
2012-10-05 04:48:06 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Fark You Buddy: FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.

I see you were more focused on that....

Well, being gay and all, I tend to focus more on penis than vagina.


Just saw a video still of Hulk's hogan.

Color me impressed.
 
2012-10-05 04:54:05 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Apos: I loathe you,subby. I really,really,really do.

Then you'll really hate it when I put the idea in your head of Hulk Hogan "swordfighting" with Chyna's clenis.

The lil' Orange Goblin vs. the big pink Clenis. No Holds Barred. Zeus's wonky eye is right there officiating.


I watched a bit of that Chyna tape with her and Ron Jeremy at it. When the Hedgehog can't keep it up for a scene, there's problems to be had. I dunno if Hogan would even remotely perform...
 
2012-10-05 04:59:38 PM

karasoth: "Do you believe that Hulk and Brutus Beefcake ever had an intimate relationship?"

She responds, "Well, a little bird told me yes."


news.fanfeedr.com
 
2012-10-05 05:04:52 PM
The weird thing is that everybody in the video is positioned at perfect 45-degree isometric angles, like it's a game of the Sims.
 
2012-10-05 05:16:41 PM

Ima10urin8: Hogan was banging Bubba's wife?


Yep!
 
2012-10-05 05:17:16 PM
"Brother..........dude.........brother...brother.....Dude. Brother. BROTher. BROTHER! DUDE! BROTHER!!!!!BROTHER!BROTHER!.............mon....... ..............Get your clothes and get out."
 
2012-10-05 05:22:34 PM

Gunny Highway: "Brother..........dude.........brother...brother.....Dude. Brother. BROTher. BROTHER! DUDE! BROTHER!!!!!BROTHER!BROTHER!.............mon....... ..............Get your clothes and get out."


img339.imageshack.us

I NEED A BULLY MON!!!
 
2012-10-05 05:41:37 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: Fark You Buddy: FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.

I see you were more focused on that....

Well, being gay and all, I tend to focus more on penis than vagina.


Ok. Would you let him do you? Would any of the Hulkettes here take a shot at Hulk's hulk?
 
2012-10-05 06:18:24 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.


It was probably twice that size before the roids.
 
2012-10-05 07:22:29 PM
Man, that made me sad. One of the most enjoyable parts about screwing another man's wife is knowing how pissed he'd be if he found out. When the husband gives his permission to bang his wife, that kind of takes the wind out of the sails, doesn't it?
 
2012-10-05 07:29:10 PM
For the last time: Roids do not make your cawk shrink you twits.
 
2012-10-05 07:41:07 PM

slayer199: FuryOfFirestorm: Fark You Buddy: FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.

I see you were more focused on that....

Well, being gay and all, I tend to focus more on penis than vagina.

Ok. Would you let him do you? Would any of the Hulkettes here take a shot at Hulk's hulk?


I'd gladly let Hulk run wild on me. I think handlebar mustaches are hot, and he's still in pretty good shape for his age - plus his 10 (or 12?) inch python is impressive. He'd have to do something about that damn mullet first, though.
 
2012-10-05 07:51:33 PM
The Hulksters in the house
check it out check it out
 
2012-10-05 08:01:18 PM

slayer199: FuryOfFirestorm: Fark You Buddy: FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.

I see you were more focused on that....

Well, being gay and all, I tend to focus more on penis than vagina.

Ok. Would you let him do you? Would any of the Hulkettes here take a shot at Hulk's hulk?


Ugh, no. He's my dad's age.
 
2012-10-05 08:07:25 PM
mishalov.com

HOGAAAAAAAAAAN
 
2012-10-05 08:07:28 PM
Yeah, I'd have the gay sexing with him if he shaved his head.

I like em big, bald, and beefy with facial hair.
 
2012-10-05 08:09:52 PM
1) He has the whitest ass ever.

2) Love the awkward departure when he says "Thank you."
 
2012-10-05 08:20:11 PM

KellyKellyKelly: slayer199: FuryOfFirestorm: Fark You Buddy: FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.

I see you were more focused on that....

Well, being gay and all, I tend to focus more on penis than vagina.

Ok. Would you let him do you? Would any of the Hulkettes here take a shot at Hulk's hulk?

Ugh, no. He's my dad's age.


Hey, he'd bring Brother Brutii with him, and you could play with the Barber's nipple rings while Hulk was on top of you looking like this

img9.uploadhouse.com
 
2012-10-05 10:36:30 PM
Ok, finally saw the whole clip. Man, I hope my ass looks that good when I'm his age.
 
2012-10-05 10:49:31 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-05 11:05:40 PM
In more embarrassing Hogan news:

- TMZ reports that Hulk Hogan's ex-wife, Linda Hogan, was arrested yesterday in Malibu on suspicion of DUI and for driving on a suspended license. Her blood alcohol level was a 0.084, slightly higher then the state's legal limit of a 0.08. She was released after posting a $5,000 bond.
 
2012-10-05 11:25:27 PM
sex "taped"?? How the fark did I miss that??

/subby
 
2012-10-06 12:02:12 AM
If only he had put that much effort into any match he's worked since 1990.
 
2012-10-06 12:06:02 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: I'd gladly let Hulk run wild on me. I think handlebar mustaches are hot, and he's still in pretty good shape for his age - plus his 10 (or 12?) inch python is impressive. He'd have to do something about that damn mullet first, though.


Oh god oh no no no no, oh no, why did you do that?
 
2012-10-06 12:10:32 AM

poot_rootbeer: If only he had put that much effort into any match he's worked since 1990.


Indeed. You'd almost think Pat Patterson choreographed this tape.
 
2012-10-06 12:49:04 AM

NASAM: For the last time: Roids do not make your cawk shrink you twits.


No, but it does cause impotence.
 
2012-10-06 01:10:52 AM

slayer199: NASAM: For the last time: Roids do not make your cawk shrink you twits.

No, but it does cause impotence.


This. The penis is not affected in the slightest, but the testicles, which make the testosterone, will shut down because of the amount flooding the body in the steroids, because they don't need to make more. Don't know if they'll actually shrink, but they will drop the sperm production quite a bit.
 
2012-10-06 03:35:49 AM
Why did I do that to myself?

I have to admit it was one of the better ones (based off the clip) but I couldn't stop looking at his bald spot and incredible melting mullet.
 
2012-10-06 06:20:17 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: BKITU: But whatcha gonna do when the world's most roid-shriveled 2" python RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

slayer199: With all the 'roids he's probably done in his life, can he even get it up without a pump?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, but Hogan's cock is visibly erect and that thing is HUGE.


I was going to charge subby for the mind bleach, but I think you can pitch in for that now.


Gahhhh....-shudders-
 
2012-10-06 07:01:21 AM
I dunno if I'll bother to watch the tape, but this was a seriously funny thread.
 
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