AbbeySomeone: Carbing fruit is certainly one way to get the juices flowing./or somethin'
SirTanon: I prefer boob-o-lanterns../If you don't know, google it.. with your safe-search turned off
WhippingBoy: I carved one out of a clump of Benjamins...
bungle_jr: dearest article writer,thank you for the photographic evidence of carved turnips. you leave me longing, however, for photographic evidence of the other carved vegetation.disappointedly,bungle II
gerbilpox: Bad advice, Subby. I tried to impress some ladies by carving their melons, and they got all screamy.
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