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(Mother Nature Network)   Anybody can carve a jack-o-lantern out of pumpkin, but if you really want to impress the ladies carve one out of an avocado or a pineapple   (mnn.com) divider line 19
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2012-10-05 09:50:35 AM
I carved her a rutabaga. Biatches love rutabagas.
 
2012-10-05 10:00:20 AM
I carved one out of a clump of Benjamins...
 
2012-10-05 10:00:32 AM
Don't be a papaya-hater.
 
2012-10-05 10:03:17 AM
Turnip?
 
2012-10-05 10:03:25 AM
Weren't they originally from turnips?
 
2012-10-05 10:07:38 AM
Bad advice, Subby. I tried to impress some ladies by carving their melons, and they got all screamy.
 
2012-10-05 10:08:13 AM
And they'd all look fine with a knife in the side with a note that reads "you."
 
2012-10-05 10:09:57 AM
Carbing fruit is certainly one way to get the juices flowing.

/or somethin'
 
2012-10-05 10:15:23 AM

AbbeySomeone: Carbing fruit is certainly one way to get the juices flowing.

/or somethin'


What a carbed fruit might look like
www.unsaccodicanapa.com
 
2012-10-05 10:22:20 AM
dearest article writer,

thank you for the photographic evidence of carved turnips. you leave me longing, however, for photographic evidence of the other carved vegetation.

disappointedly,

bungle II
 
2012-10-05 10:23:41 AM
I prefer boob-o-lanterns..

/If you don't know, google it.. with your safe-search turned off
 
2012-10-05 10:25:16 AM

SirTanon: I prefer boob-o-lanterns..

/If you don't know, google it.. with your safe-search turned off


i can't at work. couple of years ago my wife sent me a pic of twin easter bunny boobs (not her own boobs)
 
2012-10-05 10:36:16 AM
Last year I carved turnips. I read that was traditional somewhere (on fark no doubt) I carved a bunch of heads and put them on stakes, by holloween they had dried and shrunk and look pretty cool.
 
2012-10-05 10:59:21 AM
He carved a turnip into a lantern and became known as Jack O' the Lantern. People were so afraid that he was coming to get them that they would carve their own pumpkins to scare him off.

Ancestor Logic
 
2012-10-05 11:10:08 AM

WhippingBoy: I carved one out of a clump of Benjamins...


assets.inhabitat.com ?
 
2012-10-05 11:12:42 AM

bungle_jr: dearest article writer,

thank you for the photographic evidence of carved turnips. you leave me longing, however, for photographic evidence of the other carved vegetation.

disappointedly,

bungle II


This.
I would have even clicked a slideshow without much grumbling to see said vegetation carved all to shiat.
 
2012-10-05 11:35:14 AM
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2012-10-05 03:31:00 PM

gerbilpox: Bad advice, Subby. I tried to impress some ladies by carving their melons, and they got all screamy.


Well played, sir.
 
2012-10-06 01:09:50 AM
I've always wanted to clear out a pumpkin, fill it with concrete and put it on a corner just to see some dumbass who has to run it over. Maybe this year.
 
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