Optimal_Illusion: busy chillin': Ed Grubermann: busy chillin': a coworker grows pomatos...tomatos with pee in them. she pees in her garden for pest control or some sh*t.never eaten one, never will.Not too clear on how plants process water, are you?nope, not one thing.she's gross and thinking of drinking pee grosses me out. you can have mine.Sshh, nobody explain fertilizer to this guy.
pottie: When the Google car was in town, I stood out in my front yard waiting. I was going to moon them as they past by. My wife Mom called me in for lunch and that's when they drove by. Next time Google, next time.
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