FARK.com: (7365261) If you recently lost a backpack containing 19 cans of Full Throttle energy drinks, one jar of dipping sauce, tortilla chips, a bag of Smarties candy rolls, two Red Baron pizzas & a DVD of the movie "Blow," an angry homeowner would like to talk to you

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		If you recently lost a backpack containing 19 cans of Full Throttle energy drinks, one jar of dipping sauce, tortilla chips, a bag of Smarties candy rolls, two Red Baron pizzas & a DVD of the movie "Blow," an angry homeowner would like to talk to you (nwfdailynews.com)		29
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anonymous6494		2012-10-05 03:56:22 AM

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

No Catchy Nickname		2012-10-05 03:56:26 AM

I think you accidentally the whole thing, subby.

CreepyBasementGuy		2012-10-05 03:56:47 AM

you
you
you
you

No Catchy Nickname		2012-10-05 03:57:14 AM

the man saw a young male going through his daughter's vehicle.

So that's what they're calling it these days.

God-is-a-Taco		2012-10-05 03:58:24 AM

No Catchy Nickname: the man saw a young male going through his daughter's vehicle.

So that's what they're calling it these days.

She gets around

Captain James T. Smirk		2012-10-05 03:59:26 AM

Rufus Lee King, anonymous6494:

Came to post both picture and quote, but instead of leaving defeated, I am going to fight with you about this.

PunGent		2012-10-05 04:02:58 AM

Ha! Done in one (and two).

KrispyKritter		2012-10-05 04:06:01 AM

car door locks: how do they work? how?

Captain James T. Smirk		2012-10-05 04:13:47 AM

Rufus Lee King: Captain James T. Smirk: Rufus Lee King, anonymous6494:

Came to post both picture and quote, but instead of leaving defeated, I am going to fight with you about this.

[www.threestooges.net image 360x273]

Man, I set you up for it and everything, and you dropped the ball.

some_beer_drinker		2012-10-05 04:17:40 AM

No Catchy Nickname: I think you accidentally the whole thing, subby.

came here to mention that. my work is done.

No Catchy Nickname		2012-10-05 04:35:32 AM

some_beer_drinker: No Catchy Nickname: I think you accidentally the whole thing, subby.

came here to mention that. my work is done.

But now the Powers That Be have corrected the headline.

/dammit

Dwight_Yeast		2012-10-05 04:39:48 AM

anonymous6494: Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in ~~Vegas~~ Dallas with all that stuff.

FTFY

havaham		2012-10-05 07:39:51 AM

The hell is a smartie?

stupiddream		2012-10-05 07:43:55 AM

havaham: The hell is a smartie?

Small rolls of sweet tart like candy that you only see at Halloween.

vudukungfu		2012-10-05 08:00:18 AM

anonymous6494: Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Or a tree house.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-10-05 08:06:03 AM

Slu		2012-10-05 08:43:12 AM

Amateur. I only drink Thunder Muscle.

sithon		2012-10-05 08:46:07 AM

stupiddream: havaham: The hell is a smartie?

Small rolls of sweet tart like candy that you only see at Halloween.

no it's a chocolate candy . kinda like M&M'S

hdhale		2012-10-05 09:04:40 AM

sithon: stupiddream: havaham: The hell is a smartie?

Small rolls of sweet tart like candy that you only see at Halloween.

no it's a chocolate candy . kinda like M&M'S

*sigh*

www.examiner.com

1. NOT Chocolate candy
2. Grew up eating them, probably why I have more mercury in my mouth in the form of old fillings than a thermometer
3. They are essentially sugar and not much else

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-10-05 09:12:03 AM

hdhale: sithon: stupiddream: havaham: The hell is a smartie?

Small rolls of sweet tart like candy that you only see at Halloween.

no it's a chocolate candy . kinda like M&M'S

*sigh*

[www.examiner.com image 380x285]

1. NOT Chocolate candy
2. Grew up eating them, probably why I have more mercury in my mouth in the form of old fillings than a thermometer
3. They are essentially sugar and not much else

www.rpad.tv

SurelyShirley		2012-10-05 09:26:21 AM

dopekitty74		2012-10-05 10:05:19 AM

stupiddream: havaham: The hell is a smartie?

Small rolls of sweet tart like candy that you only see at Halloween.

Closer to m&m's than sweet tarts. Usually come in a box, not a roll though, at least in Canada

/do you eat the red ones last?

dopekitty74		2012-10-05 10:07:37 AM

hdhale: sithon: stupiddream: havaham: The hell is a smartie?

Small rolls of sweet tart like candy that you only see at Halloween.

no it's a chocolate candy . kinda like M&M'S

*sigh*

1. NOT Chocolate candy
2. Grew up eating them, probably why I have more mercury in my mouth in the form of old fillings than a thermometer
3. They are essentially sugar and not much else

We call those ones in the cellophane rockets up here in canada. Necco wafers are nasty, but rockets are yummy!

dopekitty74		2012-10-05 10:08:22 AM

SurelyShirley: hdhale: sithon: stupiddream: havaham: The hell is a smartie?

Small rolls of sweet tart like candy that you only see at Halloween.

no it's a chocolate candy . kinda like M&M'S

*sigh*

[www.examiner.com image 380x285]

1. NOT Chocolate candy
2. Grew up eating them, probably why I have more mercury in my mouth in the form of old fillings than a thermometer
3. They are essentially sugar and not much else

*sigh*

Yay, REAL smarties!

indylaw		2012-10-05 10:13:45 AM

The Lardass Bandit almost strikes again!

hogans		2012-10-05 10:57:06 AM

a backpack containing 19 cans of Full Throttle energy drinks

www.adventuresplanet.it

"I'm not putting my lips on that!"

Farty McPooPants		2012-10-05 11:19:20 AM

That could be anyone...of us.

Maxor		2012-10-05 06:57:12 PM

Thats the guy your daughter was out with last night, she was afraid to introduce you. He texted her saying he left his underwear in her car, she texted back saying sure stop by and get it I'm out with friends. Don't let my dad see you though he wouldn't approve. Underwear retrieved back-pack left, he'll pick it up in class on tuesday, and she'll apologize for her crazy pops, and suck him off. Its just the way it works.