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(Daily Mail)   In what is sure to make Doctor Who fans giggle and touch themselves with glee, Matt Smith and David Tennant are photographed together at a HOLY FARK, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO BILLIE PIPER'S FACE?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 79
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2012-10-05 01:49:02 AM  
All of those people are weird-faced. Must be a British thing.
 
2012-10-05 01:52:16 AM  
she lost too much weight .
 
2012-10-05 01:55:39 AM  

sithon: she lost too much weight .


That. And maybe a more... subtle lipstick color. Something less "I'm going to release a nerve toxin that will make the citizens of Gotham die with smiles on their faces".
 
2012-10-05 01:56:43 AM  
She lost weight. Good to see Arthur Darvill (Rory) got some work.
 
2012-10-05 02:12:23 AM  
I think Subby summed that up nicely...

"Oh, well, look, it's the 10th and 11th Doctors. How nice. It's almost like the 50th anniversary is upon us and OH MY GOD SKELETOR!"
 
2012-10-05 02:12:42 AM  
This episode An Astonishing Encounter is the best one yet,third only to "The Asylum Of The Daleks" and "The Angels Take Manhattan".
 
2012-10-05 02:47:18 AM  

kingoomieiii: sithon: she lost too much weight .

That. And maybe a more... subtle lipstick color. Something less "I'm going to release a nerve toxin that will make the citizens of Gotham die with smiles on their faces".


Yup, I was thinking Joker face as well.


FirstNationalBastard: OH MY GOD SKELETOR!


My second thought.
 
2012-10-05 04:43:12 AM  
Lots of eww in those pics...but I'm going to have say as straight man, I wouldn't mind being stranded on a desert island with David T.
 
2012-10-05 04:53:41 AM  

Wittenberg Dropout: Lots of eww in those pics...but I'm going to have say as straight man, I wouldn't mind being stranded on a desert island with David T.


You just want to see if he's bigger on the inside.
 
2012-10-05 04:53:42 AM  
Everyone was kind of pasty faced. It's either a British thing or the lighting was really farking with the photog's camera.
 
2012-10-05 05:02:40 AM  
+3 on "Love that Joker!"
 
2012-10-05 05:05:03 AM  

Wittenberg Dropout: Lots of eww in those pics...but I'm going to have say as straight man, I wouldn't mind being stranded on a desert island with David T.

  

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2012-10-05 05:07:18 AM  
My god I used to think Billie Piper was hot.

Weight loss aside, I almost think that she had to have had some very bad plastic surgery. I hope she doesn't go full Michael Jackson on us.
 
2012-10-05 05:17:08 AM  

bk3k: My god I used to think Billie Piper was hot.


I always thought she was a bit horsey and too eyebrowy, so these pics aren't very shocking.
But I liked her Rose character, horsey or not.
 
2012-10-05 05:17:20 AM  
Everyone looks weird in those pics. I'm betting there was a really heavy fish-eye lens on that camera. 

Or just English.
 
2012-10-05 05:27:06 AM  
Bad lighting and too much makeup, subby. That's what happened to her face.
 
2012-10-05 05:33:26 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Interesting that Smith just so happens to go to social function in theatrical lipstick and makeup, isn't it?

Can you say "staged"?
 
2012-10-05 05:36:43 AM  
Whoa, when did Rose Tyler marry DS Hathaway?
 
2012-10-05 05:40:29 AM  
Huh, I see Tenant is still with his daughter/clone (last pic, far right).

/No, I don't really keep up on these things
//But then again, Fark is my main source of info
///I know, sad... 
 
2012-10-05 05:49:35 AM  
I think it is funny that, while going on about the two Doctors and Rose, the article doesn't mention Arthur Darvill being in the play.
 
2012-10-05 05:54:08 AM  

EddieFC: I think it is funny that, while going on about the two Doctors and Rose, the article doesn't mention Arthur Darvill being in the play.


He's always being overshadowed by female companions that overstay their welcome.
 
2012-10-05 05:58:40 AM  
Lots of really bad surgery on Billie. Sad, innit?
 
2012-10-05 06:20:13 AM  
She lost some weight, got a bit older, and made a poor lip stick decision.
 
2012-10-05 06:27:28 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I do really regret not having Photoshop on this computer now. I want to shop out her eyebrows and see if the result is even half as nightmarish as I expect it to be.
 
2012-10-05 06:33:52 AM  

Gordon Bennett: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x931]



Well, that's one good reason to not have a big 50th anniversary crossover celebration.
 
2012-10-05 06:34:38 AM  
kingoomieiii
That. And maybe a more... subtle lipstick color. Something less "I'm going to release a nerve toxin that will make the citizens of Gotham die with smiles on their faces".


Drawing attention to the mouth with such an awful overbite like hers seems like an odd thing to do.
Or is this a "people will look at my lips instead of my teeth"-thing?


Also, David Tennant should remember that most men who don't shave for a week don't look like George Clooney, they just look like they haven't shaved in a week
 
2012-10-05 06:35:45 AM  
Obligatory:

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/the article's pic is making me think Smith and Piper would make an interesting Joker & Harley Quinn casting
 
2012-10-05 06:36:00 AM  
Yeah, sure the British Teef thing is a hoax, suuuuure:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Oh wait!


also, Jesus, what a bunch of creeptards:

i.dailymail.co.uk

and look at these two clowns. Dunno which one looks more ridiculous. The faux rockstar one or the super jowly one.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-05 06:38:37 AM  
Well she went downhill fast.
 
2012-10-05 06:39:32 AM  

Snargi: Everyone was kind of pasty faced. It's either a British thing or the lighting was really farking with the photog's camera.


Dark night-club-like room + close photographer with flash = unflattering photos
 
2012-10-05 06:39:39 AM  
1) she's British, so scale it down a bit
2) ghastly (no, not that one) shade of lipstick
3) she needs a blotting paper
4) flash should not be used on humans if you want them to look good

Nothing to see here, move it along.
 
2012-10-05 06:40:28 AM  
Gordon Bennett

I do really regret not having Photoshop on this computer now. I want to shop out her eyebrows and see if the result is even half as nightmarish as I expect it to be.


I quickly clone-stamped the shiat out of it for you to give you a better idea:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 06:46:26 AM  
That poor woman...I can just faintly hear Skeletor laughing at Heman.
 
2012-10-05 07:00:56 AM  
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO BILLIE PIPER'S FACE?

It is called Time, Subby. Unlike in your world, here in reality it keeps moving forward, unrelenting, and people age steadily as it does. There is no going back, it is not wibbly-wobbly, and there is nothing that can be done about it apart from killing yourself or living in a made up fantasy world.

Time to grow up and make your choice.
 
2012-10-05 07:04:31 AM  

Balchinian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO BILLIE PIPER'S FACE?

It is called Time, Subby. Unlike in your world, here in reality it keeps moving forward, unrelenting, and people age steadily as it does. There is no going back, it is not wibbly-wobbly, and there is nothing that can be done about it apart from killing yourself or living in a made up fantasy world.

Time to grow up and make your choice.


But she's only 30.
 
2012-10-05 07:09:12 AM  
Having a kid can enlarge your nose and some of the facial cartiledge... and she lost a lot of weight.

She used to be nicely plush.
 
2012-10-05 07:13:22 AM  
She's always had a horse face and doesn't look good when she smiles due to her giant mouth. The best pictures of her are ones with her mouth closed.
 
2012-10-05 07:15:47 AM  

prjindigo: Having a kid can enlarge your nose and some of the facial cartiledge... and she lost a lot of weight.

She used to be nicely plush.


It's like living in a bouncy castle.
 
2012-10-05 07:21:35 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk


Photographer: "Smile please."

Skeletor: "I am smiling!"

Photographer: "Stop smiling please."
 
2012-10-05 07:40:40 AM  

The Voice of Doom: Gordon Bennett

I do really regret not having Photoshop on this computer now. I want to shop out her eyebrows and see if the result is even half as nightmarish as I expect it to be.

I quickly clone-stamped the shiat out of it for you to give you a better idea:
[i.imgur.com image 634x931]


Great, now it looks like she just got out of the burn unit.
 
2012-10-05 07:40:54 AM  

The Voice of Doom: Gordon Bennett

I do really regret not having Photoshop on this computer now. I want to shop out her eyebrows and see if the result is even half as nightmarish as I expect it to be.

I quickly clone-stamped the shiat out of it for you to give you a better idea:
[i.imgur.com image 634x931]


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-05 07:44:11 AM  

Uisce Beatha: Huh, I see Tenant is still with his daughter/clone (last pic, far right).

/No, I don't really keep up on these things
//But then again, Fark is my main source of info
///I know, sad...


I think they have kids now. Or at least a kid.

And I think she's his Daughter, Clone, and Step-Daughter
 
2012-10-05 07:46:41 AM  
Wait, no, for some reason I thought Davidson adopted her. I don't know why I thought that. I need an edit button.
 
2012-10-05 07:48:33 AM  
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2012-10-05 07:56:25 AM  

Doctor Jan Itor: Or just English.


I wouldn't recommend calling David Tennant "English" to his face.
 
2012-10-05 08:00:29 AM  
Dunno, I think she looks fine, however, the lighting didn't do her any favors. Also, the paparazzi photo was terrible. Whoever took it must have been holding the camera up from an extended arm based on the angle.
 
2012-10-05 08:02:24 AM  

Snargi: Everyone was kind of pasty faced. It's either a British thing or the lighting was really farking with the photog's camera.


White people being err..white. Crazy, I know! Bring on the oompa loompah american orange.
 
2012-10-05 08:04:00 AM  
bad makeup and harsh lighting.
 
2012-10-05 08:09:27 AM  
I'm not sure why people are bagging on the eyebrows, I kind of like them, and it's a hell of a lot better than the plucked to death eyebrows some women do. Yeah, the lipstick was a bad choice. Mostly though it looks like she lost too much weight and it shows in her face. That extra layer of fat she used to have there softened her features some.
 
2012-10-05 08:10:31 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Balchinian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO BILLIE PIPER'S FACE?

It is called Time, Subby. Unlike in your world, here in reality it keeps moving forward, unrelenting, and people age steadily as it does. There is no going back, it is not wibbly-wobbly, and there is nothing that can be done about it apart from killing yourself or living in a made up fantasy world.

Time to grow up and make your choice.

But she's only 30.


She's British 30 though. It's not the same.
 
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