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(Some Grandma's Blog)   "Mitt Romney is a lying sack of s--t and he wouldn't know a middle class tax cut if it bit him in the middle of his gold plated ass. Evidently the media seems to think that the person who slings the bulls--t the farthest wins the debate"   (margaretandhelen.com) divider line 14
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2012-10-05 09:10:32 AM
3 votes:
Only 29/30 Helens agree that Romney won the debate.
2012-10-05 10:27:38 AM
2 votes:
I sent this blog to my Mom and she put it on her facebook page.

That's..that's the strangest sentence I have ever typed.
2012-10-05 09:48:15 AM
2 votes:

Arkanaut: No, it's not about how far you sling the bullshiat, it's about how much conviction you can sling it with.


Please. Romney gets a bit nervous when you use the word "conviction" around him.
2012-10-05 09:44:49 AM
2 votes:
FTA:MARGARET:

Helen, I couldn't follow either one of them most of the time. They both seemed a little too angry for my liking. The one I felt sorry for was that poor Jim Lehrer. I've left the house many a time and forgotten my teeth too.


*snicker*
2012-10-05 09:15:33 AM
2 votes:
Jesus, the About page is good too.

Is this a fake blog?
We got a few scary emails when I first wrote about Sarah Palin so my grandson told me to change our last names on the web page blog. Philpot was my grandmother's maiden name and Schmechtman is actually the name of a bird Margaret keeps as a pet. That bird shiats on everything, but she loves him.
2012-10-05 09:10:30 AM
2 votes:
lesquestionscomposent.fr

/seriously, though. Awesome blog that doesn't suck for a change.
2012-10-05 12:48:30 PM
1 votes:
From an older entry about the conventions:

Margaret:
Clint Eastwood was on? Which movie? What channel? Oh I hope I didn't miss that one with Meryl Streep and all those beautiful bridges. I love that movie. I knew I should have made Howard turn the channel. He was watching Charlton Heston talk to a chair so I tuned out.


I can't stop laughing about this comment.
2012-10-05 10:32:08 AM
1 votes:
Honestly, Margaret, where do they find these asshats? Is it just me, or is there a different Republican each week with his head up my whole thing? What exactly are they looking for up there - a tax refund?

Will you be my grandmother? I promise to watch your stories with you and eat all the peppermint candies you want!!
2012-10-05 09:48:34 AM
1 votes:
This blog is awesome.
I hope it's real.

When I get old, I shall wear purple, and curse like a sailor.
2012-10-05 09:39:18 AM
1 votes:

corronchilejano: That was... surprisingly well written. My favorite part:

The way I see it, we're all just a bunch of Big Birds. Romney looks right into the camera and says he likes us, but given the chance, he'll fry us up and serve us on the closest ironing board Ann can find. I mean it. Really.


Please. Like Ann knows where the ironing board is.
2012-10-05 09:33:29 AM
1 votes:
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2012-10-05 09:16:39 AM
1 votes:
Helen, I couldn't follow either one of them most of the time. They both seemed a little too angry for my liking. The one I felt sorry for was that poor Jim Lehrer. I've left the house many a time and forgotten my teeth too.

These ladies should replace CNN's talking heads.
2012-10-05 09:13:52 AM
1 votes:

Wyalt Derp: Please can we get this lady to stand-in for Obama at the next debate?



Dr. Whoof:
Or just as his debate coach.



How about making her the moderator so she can be crotchety at both of them?
2012-10-05 08:36:48 AM
1 votes:
Madam, your blog does not suck.
 
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