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(Some Grandma's Blog)   "Mitt Romney is a lying sack of s--t and he wouldn't know a middle class tax cut if it bit him in the middle of his gold plated ass. Evidently the media seems to think that the person who slings the bulls--t the farthest wins the debate"   (margaretandhelen.com) divider line 58
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2012-10-05 08:36:48 AM
Madam, your blog does not suck.
 
2012-10-05 08:41:34 AM
That was an amusing read,subby. Great find.
 
2012-10-05 08:50:02 AM
I thought this was the most accurate headline about the first Presidential debate so far. Mittens' mouth was throwing more bullshiat than a Texan in heat.

Thanks for the find, Submitter. My hat's off to you.
 
2012-10-05 09:09:15 AM
YOU BROKE THE CODE!
 
2012-10-05 09:10:30 AM
lesquestionscomposent.fr

/seriously, though. Awesome blog that doesn't suck for a change.
 
2012-10-05 09:10:32 AM
Only 29/30 Helens agree that Romney won the debate.
 
2012-10-05 09:10:52 AM
Please can we get this lady to stand-in for Obama at the next debate?
 
2012-10-05 09:11:39 AM

Wyalt Derp: Please can we get this lady to stand-in for Obama at the next debate?


Or just as his debate coach.
 
2012-10-05 09:13:52 AM

Wyalt Derp: Please can we get this lady to stand-in for Obama at the next debate?



Dr. Whoof:
Or just as his debate coach.



How about making her the moderator so she can be crotchety at both of them?
 
2012-10-05 09:15:33 AM
Jesus, the About page is good too.

Is this a fake blog?
We got a few scary emails when I first wrote about Sarah Palin so my grandson told me to change our last names on the web page blog. Philpot was my grandmother's maiden name and Schmechtman is actually the name of a bird Margaret keeps as a pet. That bird shiats on everything, but she loves him.
 
2012-10-05 09:16:19 AM
Great find. That was so well executed that I have a hard time believing its a pair of little old ladies. This has to be a front for something.
 
2012-10-05 09:16:39 AM
Helen, I couldn't follow either one of them most of the time. They both seemed a little too angry for my liking. The one I felt sorry for was that poor Jim Lehrer. I've left the house many a time and forgotten my teeth too.

These ladies should replace CNN's talking heads.
 
2012-10-05 09:23:25 AM
The media has to do that, Helen. Their ratings, and thus, ad revenues, depend on making this into a horse race.
 
2012-10-05 09:24:31 AM
Romney cheats during debate.

Smooth as silk, folks. Gotta appreciate the style at least.
 
2012-10-05 09:26:01 AM
Evidently the media seems to think that the person who slings the bulls--t the farthest wins the debate

This is exactly what it comes down to.

"LOUD NOISES!"

A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing (especially not facts).

Rmoney won a debate by being the most strident about his bullshiat talking points and interrupting Jim more often. Ooohh, I'm changing my vote right now.
 
2012-10-05 09:27:50 AM

RockofAges: Romney cheats during debate.

Smooth as silk, folks. Gotta appreciate the style at least.


It's a Presidential debate. Nothing wrong with having notes
 
2012-10-05 09:28:35 AM
My mother has sent me this blog before. She thinks its awesome... and I swear, my mother could write it.

Way to go Margaret and Helen!
 
2012-10-05 09:29:13 AM

Lost Thought 00: RockofAges: Romney cheats during debate.

Smooth as silk, folks. Gotta appreciate the style at least.

It's a Presidential debate. Nothing wrong with having notes


Yea, guess what.

You don't get to bring notes IN with you. There is a blank pad and a pen to TAKE notes during.

/Someone has obviously never participated in a formal debate.
 
2012-10-05 09:29:40 AM
teeheehee!
 
2012-10-05 09:30:35 AM

featurecreep: Great find. That was so well executed that I have a hard time believing its a pair of little old ladies. This has to be a front for something.


This.

It reminds me of the Self-Made Critic and his exchanges with his "Editor".

Amusing but just try real hard not to think of it as some guy playing with himself.
 
2012-10-05 09:30:40 AM

RockofAges: /Someone has obviously never participated in a formal debate.


Neither have either of the candidates
 
2012-10-05 09:31:53 AM

RockofAges: Romney cheats during debate.

Smooth as silk, folks. Gotta appreciate the style at least.


At first my conspiracy BS Detector went off.... then I watched the bounce.
 
2012-10-05 09:33:29 AM
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-10-05 09:35:16 AM
Your blog sucks.

dnrfa.
 
2012-10-05 09:36:02 AM

Dr. Whoof: Wyalt Derp: Please can we get this lady to stand-in for Obama at the next debate?

Or just as his debate coach.


What? Have a person passionate about the same causes as his supporters staunchly defend them in the face of rank deception? Why end 2+ decades of Democratic Party tradition and not offer a milquetoast, mealy-mouthed attempt at reaction?
 
2012-10-05 09:36:05 AM
That was... surprisingly well written. My favorite part:

The way I see it, we're all just a bunch of Big Birds. Romney looks right into the camera and says he likes us, but given the chance, he'll fry us up and serve us on the closest ironing board Ann can find. I mean it. Really.
 
2012-10-05 09:37:08 AM

Raharu: RockofAges: Romney cheats during debate.

Smooth as silk, folks. Gotta appreciate the style at least.

At first my conspiracy BS Detector went off.... then I watched the bounce.


Well, that and he's obviously attempting to conceal it from any viewing angle as much as possible.
 
2012-10-05 09:39:18 AM

corronchilejano: That was... surprisingly well written. My favorite part:

The way I see it, we're all just a bunch of Big Birds. Romney looks right into the camera and says he likes us, but given the chance, he'll fry us up and serve us on the closest ironing board Ann can find. I mean it. Really.


Please. Like Ann knows where the ironing board is.
 
2012-10-05 09:43:16 AM
Crazy brainwashed granny screams at a cloud from a battleship.
 
2012-10-05 09:44:49 AM
FTA:MARGARET:

Helen, I couldn't follow either one of them most of the time. They both seemed a little too angry for my liking. The one I felt sorry for was that poor Jim Lehrer. I've left the house many a time and forgotten my teeth too.


*snicker*
 
2012-10-05 09:46:06 AM
No, it's not about how far you sling the bullshiat, it's about how much conviction you can sling it with.
 
2012-10-05 09:48:15 AM

Arkanaut: No, it's not about how far you sling the bullshiat, it's about how much conviction you can sling it with.


Please. Romney gets a bit nervous when you use the word "conviction" around him.
 
2012-10-05 09:48:34 AM
This blog is awesome.
I hope it's real.

When I get old, I shall wear purple, and curse like a sailor.
 
2012-10-05 09:48:35 AM
Unfortunately, I think that the Mitt we saw on Wed is the real one. I've said all along that when you play with the teatards, you get their stink on you and it doesn't come off. He will never survive being the decent guy he probably is. The tea party won't let him.
 
2012-10-05 09:49:16 AM

RockofAges: Romney cheats during debate.

Smooth as silk, folks. Gotta appreciate the style at least.


It's the smirk while he does it.
This motherfker disgusts me.
Is this real?
That .. that just... slimy.



OMG - IF THIS DOESN'T SAY IT ALL!!! THIS NEED TO BE EVERYWHERE ON EVERY CHANNEL - HE IS A LOW LIFE SLEEZEBALL
ojoyoful11 minutes ago 2

I agree ojoyoful, I agree
and what's this?

-- After shaking Obama's hand at the end of the debate, Romney started looking over at his podium. When his family showed up, he walked over and grabbed some papers. As he stood with his family he tried to shove the papers into his inside suit pocket, but couldn't. He then gave the papers to his son.

dahsuerk11 minutes ago



/getting rapist frat boy vibes.
//dead girls, live boys, or goats: whats the over under on this freak?
 
2012-10-05 09:49:22 AM

badhatharry: Crazy brainwashed granny screams at a cloud from a battleship.


wat
 
2012-10-05 09:56:17 AM
Obama lied less than Romney
 
2012-10-05 10:00:19 AM

bullwrinkle: Obama lied less than Romney


All Obama had was bullshiat and he was called on it. The truth only slipped out when he said he thought everybody deserved their fair share.
 
2012-10-05 10:03:01 AM

Ennuipoet: Madam, your blog does not suck.


Fake.
 
2012-10-05 10:03:51 AM
Look at that. Somebody actually telling it like it is. I'm so f*cking angry at how hard our media fails I could spit, but it's nice to see I'm not alone. Me and an old woman, hanging out together. She's lucky. She'll be dead soon and she won't have to stick around to see how completely these dumb motherf*ckers screw everything up.
 
2012-10-05 10:05:00 AM

BeesNuts: Jesus, the About page is good too.

Is this a fake blog?
We got a few scary emails when I first wrote about Sarah Palin so my grandson told me to change our last names on the web page blog. Philpot was my grandmother's maiden name and Schmechtman is actually the name of a bird Margaret keeps as a pet. That bird shiats on everything, but she loves him.


You were trolled.
 
2012-10-05 10:06:16 AM

badhatharry: All Obama had was bullshiat and he was called on it.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-05 10:12:01 AM
Last line FTA:The one I felt sorry for was that poor Jim Lehrer. I've left the house many a time and forgotten my teeth too.

These two old dames are what make me proud to be American
 
2012-10-05 10:17:49 AM

badhatharry: All Obama had was bullshiat and he was called on it.


You... didn't watch the debate did you?
 
2012-10-05 10:27:38 AM
I sent this blog to my Mom and she put it on her facebook page.

That's..that's the strangest sentence I have ever typed.
 
2012-10-05 10:32:08 AM
Honestly, Margaret, where do they find these asshats? Is it just me, or is there a different Republican each week with his head up my whole thing? What exactly are they looking for up there - a tax refund?

Will you be my grandmother? I promise to watch your stories with you and eat all the peppermint candies you want!!
 
2012-10-05 11:16:25 AM

boredofedu: Unfortunately, I think that the Mitt we saw on Wed is the real one. I've said all along that when you play with the teatards, you get their stink on you and it doesn't come off. He will never survive being the decent guy he probably is. The tea party won't let him.


There are two real sides to Mitt:

1) At heart he's probably a moderate Republicans.

2) But he'll say and do just about anything to get elected. He cares more about winning then upholding his principals.

Saying that he's at the mercy of the tea party and it's all the tea party's fault is just BS. He's chosen to build a coalition of voters that not only include the tea party, but one where they're top priority.

If he loses, it's because he over counted how many old white men there are vs. women and Latinos.
 
2012-10-05 11:18:38 AM

RockofAges: Romney cheats during debate.

Smooth as silk, folks. Gotta appreciate the style at least.


Ok, so why isn't that on the Pol tab? One could debate the GWB "bulge", but that is just too obvious.
 
2012-10-05 11:27:26 AM
This women need hired by a major newspaper.
 
2012-10-05 11:40:12 AM

thornhill: boredofedu: Unfortunately, I think that the Mitt we saw on Wed is the real one. I've said all along that when you play with the teatards, you get their stink on you and it doesn't come off. He will never survive being the decent guy he probably is. The tea party won't let him.

There are two real sides to Mitt:

1) At heart he's probably a moderate Republicans.

2) But he'll say and do just about anything to get elected. He cares more about winning then upholding his principals.


Bingo. And the kind of person that really, really REALLY wants to be President is the kind of person that has absolutely no business being anywhere near the Oval Office.
 
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