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2012-10-05 03:23:39 AM  
I like my coffee like I like my women.

Cold, bitter, and willing to testify against you?
 
2012-10-05 03:27:41 AM  
Coffee is not eye bleach.
 
2012-10-05 03:53:28 AM  
Double shot of espresso a day is all I need.
 
2012-10-05 05:45:52 AM  
Guess i can drink all the coffee i want *coughing fit*
 
2012-10-05 05:51:10 AM  
It seems I have heard that "correlation is not causation" thingie somewhere else,,,

can't quite,,,
 
2012-10-05 06:16:25 AM  
I quit smoking. I even quit drinking (because I quit smoking). I'll just be blind. Coffee is the only vice.
 
2012-10-05 06:16:52 AM  
See, I told you it wasn't caused by excessive wanking.
 
2012-10-05 06:22:20 AM  
I'd be blind not deaf you moron
 
2012-10-05 06:40:31 AM  

snocone: It seems I have heard that "correlation is not causation" thingie somewhere else,,,

can't quite,,,


It`s almost as though it is a basic tenet of scientific conclusion that is being completely ignored in a very important area....

Damn, it`s on the tip of my tongue...
 
2012-10-05 07:01:39 AM  
Love how even the article points out the whole thing is complete horseshiat, while at the same time saying "but just in case..."
 
2012-10-05 07:53:27 AM  
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SODA SODA SODA SODA SODA SODA!!!
 
2012-10-05 08:07:34 AM  
I wish I could see well enough to read that article. Thanks Green Mt
 
2012-10-05 09:02:39 AM  
How about Red Bull? How much Red Bull can I drink without having to learn Braille and buy a white cane?
I am considering my option to panic.
 
2012-10-05 09:15:31 AM  
This just in: too much of anything is bad.
 
2012-10-05 09:29:08 AM  

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Left ignored for days, growing mold
 
2012-10-05 10:02:18 AM  

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Ladened with creme?

\In the kitchen?
\\Blonde?
\\\Pumpkin spiced?
 
2012-10-05 10:10:51 AM  

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Anally?
 
2012-10-05 10:19:25 AM  

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Dark, bitter and preferably fair trade?
 
2012-10-05 10:28:47 AM  
StymieMotJuste


Thank God I only drink coffee when I smoke pot. 

Hippie speedballs for occular health!
 
2012-10-05 10:57:44 AM  

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Black, bitter, and preferably fair-trade.

/Archer FTW.
 
2012-10-05 10:58:51 AM  

Cybernetic: luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.

Black, bitter, and preferably fair-trade.

/Archer FTW.


Shakes tiny fist at Jack's Smirking Revenge
 
2012-10-05 11:03:07 AM  
Now coffee causes blindness as well?! Damn, that's two strikes against me...
 
2012-10-05 02:04:16 PM  
And thats why I do blow when I need a pick me up
 
2012-10-05 02:42:13 PM  

Gordon Bennett: See, I told you it wasn't caused by excessive wanking.


Only when combined with the Viagra.

"any decrease in hearing or vision"
 
2012-10-05 03:11:40 PM  

Cybernetic: Cybernetic: luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.

Black, bitter, and preferably fair-trade.

/Archer FTW.

Shakes tiny fist at Jack's Smirking Revenge


I'm surprised it took that long to invoke Krieger.
 
2012-10-05 06:02:03 PM  

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Thick, black and eager to scald you?
 
2012-10-05 07:30:26 PM  

Capt_Fodder: luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.

Thick, black and eager to scald you?


Ground up and in the freezer, duh. ;P
 
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