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2012-10-05 12:37:33 AM
I regret nothing.
 
2012-10-05 12:37:58 AM
Not buying it. They also said bacon would kill me and so would eggs, SARS, aids, hurricanes, locusts, drinking water, eating beef, etc. Since I already died 17 times last week from global warming I think I'll be ok for a while.
 
2012-10-05 12:38:05 AM
...too..... much....??
 
2012-10-05 12:38:22 AM
Coffee or sight.. I'll pick Coffee.. Have you seen the world without Coffee it's not a pretty..
 
2012-10-05 12:39:21 AM
the hot brown drug

Coffee is a beverage. It contains small amounts of caffeine, which is a white chemical.
 
2012-10-05 12:39:59 AM
That and Coke... Ask Josh Hamilton.
 
2012-10-05 12:40:27 AM
Thank God I only drink coffee when I smoke pot.
 
2012-10-05 12:40:32 AM
us13.memecdn.com
 
2012-10-05 12:41:06 AM
But if you keep drinking coffee past the point of blindness, you'll start seeing things you never even imagined.
 
2012-10-05 12:41:38 AM
Someone tell that to that girl keeping a burro and some beans up in the attic.
 
2012-10-05 12:42:14 AM
The smell of coffee is how they found Helen Keller hiding in that attic.
 
2012-10-05 12:43:31 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: the hot brown drug

Coffee is a beverage. It contains small amounts of caffeine, which is a white chemical.


Are you available for parties and special events? Someone like you could come in handy. Especially at 4am when I want everyone to leave.
 
2012-10-05 12:47:15 AM
I'm already legally blind without my glasses on. Kiss my caffeinated ass!
 
2012-10-05 12:50:22 AM
Man. The Register loves the LOUD ATTENTION GETTING headlines don't it? I am fond of this one on the sidebar:

Bone-bothering boffins pull TINY fanged dinosaur from drawers

It's an innuendo AND cool at the same time.
 
2012-10-05 12:50:35 AM
img37.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-05 12:52:31 AM

bdub77: The smell of coffee is how they found Helen Keller hiding in that attic.


What attic? I doubt she had an attic on that farking atoll, dude.
 
2012-10-05 12:53:59 AM
Decaf? That's for quiche-eating, shark's tooth wearing, hot-tubbing vegetarians carrying designer tennis bags in Southern California.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-05 12:54:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: bdub77: The smell of coffee is how they found Helen Keller hiding in that attic.

What attic? I doubt she had an attic on that farking atoll, dude.


Helen keller, Anne Frank... they're all the same. :)
 
2012-10-05 12:54:50 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: the hot brown drug


If I was a black porn star, that would be my stage name.
 
2012-10-05 12:54:54 AM
After RTFA I'm sure glad I only drink the recommended 3 cups a day. Just like the doc told me, only one drink a day,

www.beerquest1k.com
 
2012-10-05 12:56:25 AM
Correction.

According to a new study, drinking more than three cups of coffee per day has been shown to correlate with an increased risk of developing glaucoma,

Drinking too much coffee can get you a green card. Drink up then toke up.
 
ecl
2012-10-05 12:56:41 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Not buying it. They also said bacon would kill me and so would eggs, SARS, aids, hurricanes, locusts, drinking water, eating beef, etc. Since I already died 17 times last week from global warming I think I'll be ok for a while.


Hopefully you don't die from being an enlarged prostate.
 
2012-10-05 01:04:31 AM
You have thousands of samples and fail to reach statistical significance...In other words they found nothing and decided to report it as something.
 
2012-10-05 01:09:44 AM
I like my coffee like I like my women.
 
2012-10-05 01:10:46 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Full of pee?
 
2012-10-05 01:11:25 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Old and burnt?
 
Zel
2012-10-05 01:11:55 AM
Ground up and in the freezer.
 
2012-10-05 01:17:14 AM
I'm still gonna drink coffee. The choice is either drinking coffee or being murdered by my partner in the mornings.

/she doesn't like to talk to me till after my first cup.
//not a mornings person
 
2012-10-05 01:18:42 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Bought from a guy on a street corner with a little squirt of cream?
 
2012-10-05 01:21:03 AM

HotWingAgenda: luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.

Bought from a guy on a street corner with a little squirt of cream?


Winrar is you
 
2012-10-05 01:23:45 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Shallow and full of unidentified chemicals?
 
2012-10-05 01:24:58 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Are you their non-dairy creamer?
 
2012-10-05 01:28:35 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Lifeless, but still warm?
 
2012-10-05 01:37:29 AM
"Do you feel lucky?"

Yes. Go away food nazi. We're done here.
 
2012-10-05 01:38:14 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


In a plastic cup?
 
2012-10-05 01:40:13 AM
Three cups leads to glaucoma?

I know another plant product that cures glaucoma.
 
2012-10-05 01:51:49 AM
I was thinking hot, wet, and in my car.

some of these are gold!
 
2012-10-05 01:55:03 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


$2.95 ?
 
2012-10-05 01:56:13 AM

shadowtec: luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.

$2.95 ?


I've never splurged that high. $1.65 at QT is my limit.
 
2012-10-05 02:07:10 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Cheap and easily finished off?
 
2012-10-05 02:09:54 AM
Covered in bees?
 
2012-10-05 02:11:41 AM
Skinny Venti with a squirt of vanilla. Sometimes a little whipped cream is nice too.
 
IP
2012-10-05 02:12:59 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Drunk and incoherent?
 
2012-10-05 02:18:15 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Hot, black and make me poop?
 
2012-10-05 02:20:53 AM

ZurkisPhreek: luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.

In a plastic cup?


With a spoon in them....

/je dois partir maintenant parce que ma grandmère est flambée
 
2012-10-05 02:38:11 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


With a penis?

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-05 02:41:03 AM
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

i301.photobucket.com

MOAR COFFEE BECAUSE COFFEE
 

/can still drink coffee while blind
//probably taste it better too
 
2012-10-05 02:45:53 AM
Coffee is my beer. I've been drinking a pot of coffee a day plus since I was 12 years old. My mother used to yell at me, "That stuff will stunt your growth!" I finished growing at 6'3", so if it did, I'm pleased. And I'll keep drinking a pot plus a day till I die. Maybe that'll be sooner, maybe not. But I don't care so much. Because coffee.
 
2012-10-05 02:50:39 AM
still some grinds at the bottom

i301.photobucket.com

find a filter
 
2012-10-05 03:20:41 AM

Chariset: ...too..... much....??


Yeah, I didn't get that either. Must be something obscure?
 
2012-10-05 03:23:39 AM
I like my coffee like I like my women.

Cold, bitter, and willing to testify against you?
 
2012-10-05 03:27:41 AM
Coffee is not eye bleach.
 
2012-10-05 03:53:28 AM
Double shot of espresso a day is all I need.
 
2012-10-05 05:45:52 AM
Guess i can drink all the coffee i want *coughing fit*
 
2012-10-05 05:51:10 AM
It seems I have heard that "correlation is not causation" thingie somewhere else,,,

can't quite,,,
 
2012-10-05 06:16:25 AM
I quit smoking. I even quit drinking (because I quit smoking). I'll just be blind. Coffee is the only vice.
 
2012-10-05 06:16:52 AM
See, I told you it wasn't caused by excessive wanking.
 
2012-10-05 06:22:20 AM
I'd be blind not deaf you moron
 
2012-10-05 06:40:31 AM

snocone: It seems I have heard that "correlation is not causation" thingie somewhere else,,,

can't quite,,,


It`s almost as though it is a basic tenet of scientific conclusion that is being completely ignored in a very important area....

Damn, it`s on the tip of my tongue...
 
2012-10-05 07:01:39 AM
Love how even the article points out the whole thing is complete horseshiat, while at the same time saying "but just in case..."
 
2012-10-05 07:53:27 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

SODA SODA SODA SODA SODA SODA!!!
 
2012-10-05 08:07:34 AM
I wish I could see well enough to read that article. Thanks Green Mt
 
2012-10-05 09:02:39 AM
How about Red Bull? How much Red Bull can I drink without having to learn Braille and buy a white cane?
I am considering my option to panic.
 
2012-10-05 09:15:31 AM
This just in: too much of anything is bad.
 
2012-10-05 09:29:08 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Left ignored for days, growing mold
 
2012-10-05 10:02:18 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Ladened with creme?

\In the kitchen?
\\Blonde?
\\\Pumpkin spiced?
 
2012-10-05 10:10:51 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Anally?
 
2012-10-05 10:19:25 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Dark, bitter and preferably fair trade?
 
2012-10-05 10:28:47 AM
StymieMotJuste


Thank God I only drink coffee when I smoke pot. 

Hippie speedballs for occular health!
 
2012-10-05 10:57:44 AM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Black, bitter, and preferably fair-trade.

/Archer FTW.
 
2012-10-05 10:58:51 AM

Cybernetic: luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.

Black, bitter, and preferably fair-trade.

/Archer FTW.


Shakes tiny fist at Jack's Smirking Revenge
 
2012-10-05 11:03:07 AM
Now coffee causes blindness as well?! Damn, that's two strikes against me...
 
2012-10-05 02:04:16 PM
And thats why I do blow when I need a pick me up
 
2012-10-05 02:42:13 PM

Gordon Bennett: See, I told you it wasn't caused by excessive wanking.


Only when combined with the Viagra.

"any decrease in hearing or vision"
 
2012-10-05 03:11:40 PM

Cybernetic: Cybernetic: luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.

Black, bitter, and preferably fair-trade.

/Archer FTW.

Shakes tiny fist at Jack's Smirking Revenge


I'm surprised it took that long to invoke Krieger.
 
2012-10-05 06:02:03 PM

luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.


Thick, black and eager to scald you?
 
2012-10-05 07:30:26 PM

Capt_Fodder: luthia: I like my coffee like I like my women.

Thick, black and eager to scald you?


Ground up and in the freezer, duh. ;P
 
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