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2012-10-05 12:52:14 AM  
It was bit of a rort," a customer said.

Fair dinkum.
 
2012-10-05 12:59:16 AM  
Stripping is overrated.

I'd like to see some reverse stripping, where the girls come out totally naked and enticingly put clothing on, then leave the stage fully clothed.
 
2012-10-05 01:04:57 AM  
That'll teach that strip club how to get out of receivership.
 
2012-10-05 01:12:14 AM  
THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF CALLING THEM STRIPPERS?
 
2012-10-05 01:19:59 AM  
Uh.... you're doing it wrong
 
2012-10-05 03:56:04 AM  
Is this about magnets?
 
2012-10-05 03:57:18 AM  
Man, the economy sucks when even five free drinks will set you back $50-60.
 
2012-10-05 04:01:02 AM  
What we've got here...is a failure to communicate.


www.jessicaswell.com
 
2012-10-05 04:23:57 AM  

bdub77: Stripping is overrated.

I'd like to see some reverse stripping, where the girls come out totally naked and enticingly put clothing on, then leave the stage fully clothed.


That's just crazy/brilliant enough to work.
 
2012-10-05 04:25:29 AM  
Farkers banned from making this thread a bookmark.
 
2012-10-05 04:40:36 AM  
"They get you in on the drinks card and lap dance but you're not getting what you paid for. It was bit of a rort," a customer said."

Can't say I've been to the particular establishment myself but I've been to one or two in Brisbane (same state, same laws) and in a private dance you are in fact allowed to fully touch the boobies.

So yes, if the girl doesn't even take her clothes off in a strip club in Queensland, you would be a tad disappointed to say the least!
 
2012-10-05 05:08:30 AM  
Welcome to New Jersey.

Liquor license = no nekkidness.
 
2012-10-05 05:24:29 AM  

Dunit: Can't say I've been to the particular establishment myself but I've been to one or two in Brisbane (same state, same laws) and in a private dance you are in fact allowed to fully touch the boobies.


My first experience in a strip-club was in a suburb of Montreal, and the only thing you were not allowed to touch was the vagina. Everything else was fair game.
And then I realised I was paying 10 bucks a song to get cock-teased, and stopped after two songs.
 
2012-10-05 05:44:08 AM  
Anyone who doesn't dig strippers is gay!
 
2012-10-05 05:53:58 AM  
I'm not getting what's so crazy about this. The place lost their license to have strippers, so the girls can't strip. They're trying to get it back.

Wait, is this some kind of meta thing? Like, deadpan snark headline stuff? Or is this one of those trap threads destined to become 0bama vs. Rmoney? You can never be too careful. Just the other day I was about to post in a thread about pizza or something, and swerved off just in time to avoid a collision of immobile ideology. Reminds me of when I lost my virginity, except I was actually awake this time.
 
2012-10-05 06:06:19 AM  
So this isn't about magnets, then?

Cuz I have a project due on magnets
 
2012-10-05 06:14:22 AM  

Buffet: Anyone who doesn't dig strippers is gay!


Or has an IQ over 40. Let's pepper Ethiopia with restaurant menus and then accuse them of not being hungry.
 
2012-10-05 06:14:58 AM  

libranoelrose: So this isn't about magnets, then?

Cuz I have a project due on magnets


Good luck with that... No one knows how they work.
 
2012-10-05 06:23:34 AM  
What's a drink card?
 
2012-10-05 07:08:07 AM  
Fail indeed.


jeanwearinfool: libranoelrose: So this isn't about magnets, then?

Cuz I have a project due on magnets

Good luck with that... No one knows how they work.


Sure we do.

www.irregularwebcomic.net
 
2012-10-05 07:21:11 AM  
www.doheth.co.uk
 
2012-10-05 07:57:08 AM  
There's a question, whether they stopped being and when.

t.fireden.net
 
2012-10-05 08:20:42 AM  
This thread needs some helpful pics of what strippers may look like...

I'm just sayin'
 
2012-10-05 08:29:28 AM  
Here you go:

clickity-pop

What strippers who can't take their clothes off might look like.
 
2012-10-05 08:39:17 AM  
And this is okay as long as they can still suck cock in the champaign room.
 
2012-10-05 08:55:51 AM  

bdub77: Stripping is overrated.

I'd like to see some reverse stripping, where the girls come out totally naked and enticingly put clothing on, then leave the stage fully clothed.


I'm sure that'll be a big hit at a nudist colony.
 
2012-10-05 09:02:16 AM  

jeanwearinfool: Buffet: Anyone who doesn't dig strippers is gay!

Or has an IQ over 40. Let's pepper Ethiopia with restaurant menus and then accuse them of not being hungry.


I'm paying for advertising for something that's (ostensibly) not for sale, Not impressed.
 
2012-10-05 09:11:49 AM  

Buffet: Anyone who doesn't dig strippers is gay!


Wait...then why are there gay strippers?
 
2012-10-05 10:36:42 AM  
I just cannot get over how stupid the government is. Here we have an establishment that is in debt and the government's solution is to remove the establishment's main product. Queue the face palm pics.
 
2012-10-05 11:02:34 AM  
bdub77: Stripping is overrated.

I'd like to see some reverse stripping, where the girls come out totally naked and enticingly put clothing on, then leave the stage fully clothed.

That's just crazy/brilliant enough to work.


That would probably be more clumsy, but if it gets us better odds of a free lap dance, I'm all for it.
 
2012-10-05 11:06:45 AM  

Swiss Colony: Here you go:

clickity-pop

What strippers who can't take their clothes off might look like.


Welcome to Romney's America!
 
2012-10-05 11:42:23 AM  
That's the equivalent of non-alcoholic beer.
What's the point?
 
2012-10-05 11:53:08 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Welcome to New Jersey.

Liquor license = no nekkidness.


Same thing here in Ol' Virginny and in Maryland. MD allows full nude on stage if there's no alcohol in the place. I've only been to one strip club in the Maryland and it was bizarre to see a short bottle of cranberry juice selling for $9, and that's the strongest thing on the menu.

Puritan Virgina is pasties & a g-string with no lap-dances, and only beer & wine for the drinkin'. There's no full-nude EVAR, in the Virginia.
 
2012-10-05 12:01:07 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: DjangoStonereaver: Welcome to New Jersey.

Liquor license = no nekkidness.

Same thing here in Ol' Virginny and in Maryland. MD allows full nude on stage if there's no alcohol in the place. I've only been to one strip club in the Maryland and it was bizarre to see a short bottle of cranberry juice selling for $9, and that's the strongest thing on the menu.

Puritan Virgina is pasties & a g-string with no lap-dances, and only beer & wine for the drinkin'. There's no full-nude EVAR, in the Virginia.


I coulda swore in Baltimore you could drink and see boobies and in Virginia it was only NoVA where they had the pasties/panties rule. But then again I dont get to deep in Virginia.
 
2012-10-05 12:04:42 PM  

padraig: Dunit: Can't say I've been to the particular establishment myself but I've been to one or two in Brisbane (same state, same laws) and in a private dance you are in fact allowed to fully touch the boobies.

My first experience in a strip-club was in a suburb of Montreal, and the only thing you were not allowed to touch was the vagina. Everything else was fair game.
And then I realised I was paying 10 bucks a song to get cock-teased, and stopped after two songs.


Eh.. I live in Brisbane. I bring my wife up to B-Confidential in Spring Hill, we both get a stripper together and there is much boobie touching going on amongst all of us. Eventually we just go home (live in the CBD!) and shag like rabbits after the booze and stripper fueled foreplay.

Aint a half bad way to spend a friday night.
 
2012-10-05 12:30:55 PM  
Simple solution - since that can't tke their clothes off, just START NAKED and dance that way. Where's my commision?
 
2012-10-05 12:36:22 PM  

groppet: I coulda swore in Baltimore you could drink and see boobies and in Virginia it was only NoVA where they had the pasties/panties rule. But then again I dont get to deep in Virginia.


Baltimore may have its own rules, and MD may go county-by-county. The place I visited was in Waldorf, which might not be the asshole of Maryland, but it's definitely got shiat smeared all over it.
 
2012-10-05 12:38:37 PM  

DupeOfURL: Simple solution - since that can't tke their clothes off, just START NAKED and dance that way. Where's my commision?


Since Missouri passed is no nude law one of the clubs in KC filmed the girls dancing naked and then project it on the screen behind them while they dance in a bikini.
 
2012-10-05 12:41:29 PM  
Clothing keeps the really drunk pervs from trying to put their shrimp in the barbie.
 
2012-10-05 12:47:39 PM  

Buffet: Anyone who doesn't dig strippers is gay!


what about the gays who like female strippers and female strip clubs?

/your lap dance isn't working honey
 
2012-10-05 12:49:41 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Welcome to New Jersey.

Liquor license = no nekkidness.


Came here to say this, and then make a Snookie joke.
 
2012-10-05 01:14:22 PM  
And it would have been so difficult to put a sign next to the door. "Sorry do to political BS are strippers can not remove their clothes."
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-05 03:12:08 PM  
"Strippers banned from taking clothes off"

So, a place full of wives, huh?

/i pass
 
2012-10-05 03:23:37 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: groppet: I coulda swore in Baltimore you could drink and see boobies and in Virginia it was only NoVA where they had the pasties/panties rule. But then again I dont get to deep in Virginia.

Baltimore may have its own rules, and MD may go county-by-county. The place I visited was in Waldorf, which might not be the asshole of Maryland, but it's definitely got shiat smeared all over it.


Yeah the dorf is a shiathole. If Im dating a girl and hear she is from PG county ill make double sure I wear a condom and if she is from the dorf ill put on 2.
 
2012-10-05 07:44:17 PM  

TwistedFark: padraig: Dunit: Can't say I've been to the particular establishment myself but I've been to one or two in Brisbane (same state, same laws) and in a private dance you are in fact allowed to fully touch the boobies.

My first experience in a strip-club was in a suburb of Montreal, and the only thing you were not allowed to touch was the vagina. Everything else was fair game.
And then I realised I was paying 10 bucks a song to get cock-teased, and stopped after two songs.

Eh.. I live in Brisbane. I bring my wife up to B-Confidential in Spring Hill, we both get a stripper together and there is much boobie touching going on amongst all of us. Eventually we just go home (live in the CBD!) and shag like rabbits after the booze and stripper fueled foreplay.

Aint a half bad way to spend a friday night.


I've done the same thing with my GF but at the Velvet Cigar. Might try B-Confidential next time we are in Brisbane!
 
2012-10-06 03:00:25 AM  
Strippers banned from taking clothes off

Huh. Kind of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
 
2012-10-06 07:16:19 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: DjangoStonereaver: Welcome to New Jersey.

Liquor license = no nekkidness.

Same thing here in Ol' Virginny and in Maryland. MD allows full nude on stage if there's no alcohol in the place. I've only been to one strip club in the Maryland and it was bizarre to see a short bottle of cranberry juice selling for $9, and that's the strongest thing on the menu.

Puritan Virgina is pasties & a g-string with no lap-dances, and only beer & wine for the drinkin'. There's no full-nude EVAR, in the Virginia.


The one thing they managed to figure out is that you can see your sister fully nude at home and not have to pay her for it, so why go to where she works and bother her about it?
 
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