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(LA Times)   Texas cheerleaders fight for right to wave.... Bible-passage banners?   (latimes.com) divider line 24
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2012-10-05 06:11:16 AM
4 votes:

Rufus Lee King: Rufus Lee King: Proverbs 26: 6:

He that sendeth a message by the hand of a fool, cutteth off the feet, and drinkeith damage.

"drinketh"

Easy to misspell the King James translation quotes.


drinkieth are what effeminate fellows order in barth and pubth.
2012-10-05 05:42:44 AM
4 votes:
Guys, before the religious arguments ensue, who are these cheerleaders harming with this?

Just let them feel like their helping people be more Christian for the 15 months before they get knocked up.

Besides, if a player passes through the Bible quote banner and ends up paralyzed later in the game, he'll learn a valuable lesson about the fairness of life.
2012-10-05 06:31:55 AM
3 votes:

0Icky0: stoli n coke: Just let them feel like their helping people be more Christian for the 15 months before they get knocked up.

You're assuming that "more Christian" is a good thing.

/you'll need to back that up


Well of course they'll back that shiat up. That's how the "more Christian" girls remain technical virgins.
2012-10-05 08:48:11 AM
2 votes:
Ratshiat! Batshiat!
Dirty old twats!
Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot!
Hooray... Lizard shiat!
fark!
2012-10-05 08:42:06 AM
2 votes:
www.mvpnation.com
"Our defense, it will not rest!
They'll lie all night betwixt our breasts!"
2012-10-05 07:44:34 AM
2 votes:
We shake our tits and wiggle our butts!
But don't you dare call us sluts!
RAH RAH RAH!
Kick them in the knee!
RAH RAH RASS!
Kick them in the other knee!
2012-10-05 10:28:06 AM
1 votes:

Gimmick: Just terminate the cheerleading program. Problem solved.


Abort it? This late in the fall term?
2012-10-05 09:40:33 AM
1 votes:

PallMall: TomMalory: Kountze? How do you pronounce that, I wonder?

Kountze Kinte


Doesn't really roll off the tongue. Can we just call the town "Toby"?
2012-10-05 09:15:08 AM
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: Well, I'm all for sexy cheerleaders, I guess,, but ...


I have to wonder if their uniforms say "Kountze" on them...
2012-10-05 09:03:45 AM
1 votes:

Pinko_Commie: Excuse my ignorance, but how is a Cheerleading squad at all related to state and local government


Good point. Public schools are, after all, established, run, and maintained by the School Fairies.
2012-10-05 08:57:36 AM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Worst. Cheerleaders. Evar.
2012-10-05 08:46:27 AM
1 votes:
ytrewq.com
2012-10-05 07:48:42 AM
1 votes:
Two four six eight!
Who should run the modern state?
MeSSIah! MeSSIah!
2012-10-05 07:34:19 AM
1 votes:
There obviously witches, I say burn them.
2012-10-05 07:32:03 AM
1 votes:
What, no pics of what a Texas cheerleader might look like?

I am disappoint.
2012-10-05 07:17:22 AM
1 votes:

Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: stoli n coke:
Just let them feel like their helping people be more Christian for the 15 months minutes before they get knocked up.


FTFY


Guys, are you forgetting about abstinence?
They don't even HAVE sex!

/Immaculate conception - It's how true christians procreate
2012-10-05 07:11:22 AM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: please be patient with young people. often their minds are not their own.


Truer words. I spent the first 15 years of my life thinking that the shower was self aware and deliberately turned scalding hot because I had impure thoughts.

/thanks mom
2012-10-05 06:58:44 AM
1 votes:

MyNameIsMofuga: If it were Islamic messages on the banners would you still support their right to hold them at the games? If not STFU and GTFO.


Don't mock islamic peace messages or they will behead you and burn your house down.
2012-10-05 06:52:02 AM
1 votes:

Kibbler: stoli n coke: Guys, before the religious arguments ensue, who are these cheerleaders harming with this?

Just let them feel like their helping people be more Christian for the 15 months before they get knocked up.

Besides, if a player passes through the Bible quote banner and ends up paralyzed later in the game, he'll learn a valuable lesson about the fairness of life.

That's fine with me... so long as I can bring my own banner with biblical verses condemning whores and strumpets. Short-skirted girls waving biblical verses need to be educated.


...
No punishment?
2012-10-05 06:15:15 AM
1 votes:
There are very few things that I find more obnoxious than religious US High School kids. Take all the attitude, rightitude, misdirectitude, stupititude that US teenagers bring to the table and mix it up with a sense of religiousitude and you get a horrible, horrible concoction.
2012-10-05 06:12:55 AM
1 votes:
As an atheist i say, let 'em wave their banners. It's not like its hurting anyone.

FTA: "District lawyers argue that the signs amount to government endorsement of religion."

LOL Whut? Is there a Federal Bureau of Handwritten Religious Signs who's giving them to cheerleaders?

Or are the Federal Cheerleaders?

Craziness
2012-10-05 05:57:35 AM
1 votes:
Yay invisible people!
2012-10-05 05:56:50 AM
1 votes:
God loves bloomers and halter tops.
2012-10-05 01:53:30 AM
1 votes:
i1079.photobucket.com
 
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