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(Daily Mail)   Doesn't it just piss you off when the stripper at your bachelor party slides down the pole and ruptures your bladder?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
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2012-10-04 10:53:51 PM
Hoo boy, urine trouble now.
 
2012-10-05 01:02:07 AM
Mr Gallagher suing club for $50,000 over medical costs and humiliation

Toss out the case completely except for medical, maybe. But take into account he sued them for "humiliation" and maybe make the club liable for half medical, maximum.

Seriously dude, you've embarrassed yourself with the most cliched bachelor party ever and not taking your lumps like a good sport. Bad groom. This coulda been a great story. Instead you've ruined it by suing.
 
2012-10-05 01:09:23 AM
Not if you're a writer at the daily fail.
 
2012-10-05 01:43:32 AM
Rules of strip club:

1. Don't touch the merchandise

2. Get on stage at your own risk

3. Don't bring anything into the club you are not prepared to loose.

He violated rule 2; as such, it is his own damn fault.

/ thems the breaks
 
2012-10-05 01:46:15 AM
Could have been worse, a knee to nutsack and there would have been no wedding.
 
2012-10-05 01:51:49 AM

iheartscotch: 3. Don't bring anything into the club you are not prepared to loose.


... like your continence.
 
2012-10-05 01:53:24 AM

"Mr Gallagher is suing the club for at least $50,000 for his medical costs, humiliation and mental anguish."


Are humiliation and mental anguish other body parts he had injured? Because otherwise I would doubt a jury would award him for that when he willingly went into the club himself.

 
2012-10-05 01:54:47 AM
So you get drunk and pee yourself at the bar, and this is the story you make up?
 
2012-10-05 01:55:25 AM
Kind of off topic, but WHY does anyone even browse DailyMail, let alone Greenlight it? Look at the sidebar, 99% of the stories are about how someone looks in a bikini, or why they are wearing "those" shoes with "that" top. I farking hate this gossip based crap, and these guys seem the absolute worst...
 
2012-10-05 02:04:02 AM
GIS for gyrating dancer:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-05 02:09:27 AM

HotWingAgenda: iheartscotch: 3. Don't bring anything into the club you are not prepared to loose.

... like your continence.


Perhaps; but it is a much clearer violation of rule 2. It's ok to break rules sometimes; but never after you've told the stripper that you are currently having your birthday / bachelor party.

/ if you do; you will come to regret it in very short order
 
2012-10-05 02:28:13 AM
Bob Guccione Jr. What? You pissed off because your dad gets more pussy than you? Fark you. Suck my farking dick.

Just don't jump on my bladder.
 
2012-10-05 02:31:26 AM
Was seriously hoping the rupture was cause by a stiletto heel. /disappointed

50K for some bimbo jumping on your bladder doesn't seem inordinate. Then again, "at least $50,000" could be anything. It could even be a boat, and you know how much we've wanted one of those. Wait, where did I get off track?
 
2012-10-05 04:28:06 AM
This is actually my relative. I'm surprised he isn't asking more. The rupture was really serious, he almost died. Had to postpone the wedding a couple months too. He didn't even want to go on stage, but was pulled up.
 
2012-10-05 04:54:34 AM

deadlymonkey: This is actually my relative. I'm surprised he isn't asking more. The rupture was really serious, he almost died. Had to postpone the wedding a couple months too. He didn't even want to go on stage, but was pulled up.


His first time to a strip bar?
 
2012-10-05 05:46:45 AM
Obviously his abs were outta shape. What a pussy.
 
2012-10-05 08:42:04 AM

Mikey1969: Kind of off topic, but WHY does anyone even browse DailyMail, let alone Greenlight it? Look at the sidebar, 99% of the stories are about how someone looks in a bikini, or why they are wearing "those" shoes with "that" top. I farking hate this gossip based crap, and these guys seem the absolute worst...


If the matter were put to a vote, I'd be with you. I hate the thought of giving that scum bucket the traffic. What next, National Enquirer? If you can't find an article on something other than a tabloid, it ain't an article. I say ban all links to tabloid sites.

I'd make an exemption for Sun however, because boobies.
 
2012-10-05 09:57:00 AM
Maybe he should've gone with a topless DM party.
 
2012-10-05 10:17:08 AM
This is what happens when you hire Fatty Arbuckle as a stripper.
 
2012-10-05 10:39:47 AM
My pole is not long enough for her to achieve that kind of velocity.

OK, there's finally one for that column of the list.
 
2012-10-05 10:42:51 AM

ShannonKW: If you can't find an article on something other than a tabloid, it ain't an article. I say ban all links to tabloid sites.

I'd make an exemption for Sun however, because boobies.


i.imgur.com 

AGREE
 
2012-10-05 01:21:54 PM
That's the future wife's job.
 
2012-10-05 01:36:34 PM
so whats $50,000 minus whatever its costs to pee on a stripper at the penthouse club?
 
2012-10-05 01:39:42 PM

skinink: "Mr Gallagher is suing the club for at least $50,000 for his medical costs, humiliation and mental anguish."
Are humiliation and mental anguish other body parts he had injured? Because otherwise I would doubt a jury would award him for that when he willingly went into the club himself.


What a Mr. Gallagher, who would sue a strip club, might look like:
i.huffpost.com
 
2012-10-06 07:48:21 AM
www.inquisitr.com

Should have know what he was getting into.
 
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