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(ABC)   "Are you online?" "Are you stalking somebody?" and other top signs that you might be an online stalker   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 20
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2012-10-04 10:32:50 PM  
Stalkers are people too. Who are we to judge them?
 
2012-10-04 10:37:29 PM  
oh shiat.

I didn't realize I was a stalker.
 
2012-10-04 11:12:54 PM  
I knew I was a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but I may be a stalker?
 
2012-10-04 11:34:04 PM  
I'm apparently stalking Fark. I'm sorry.

/Waiting in the bushes
//Seeing anyone Fark?
 
2012-10-04 11:53:50 PM  
Don't mind me, I'm just following davidphogan, zaiustheape, WizardofToast, and wraithmare around.....
 
2012-10-04 11:56:19 PM  

TheManofPA: Don't mind me, I'm just following davidphogan, zaiustheape, WizardofToast, and wraithmare around.....


But you're making comments, so you're not a stalker.

/looking for broccoli
 
2012-10-04 11:56:58 PM  
I stalk the entirety of Fark. In fact, I am standing outside your window right now ...
 
2012-10-04 11:59:30 PM  

wraithmare: I'm apparently stalking Fark. I'm sorry.

/Waiting in the bushes
//Seeing anyone Fark?


I can see you from up in the tree.
 
2012-10-05 12:11:51 AM  
I find that stalking @McCainBlogette isn't as rewarding as stalking @MillaJovovich. At least Milla responds sometimes.
 
2012-10-05 12:35:51 AM  
I'm stalking Obama. JUST KIDDING, NSA, no need to alert the Secret Service!

But I can tell you that "intelligent comment below" is probably stalking Romney.....
 
2012-10-05 12:47:56 AM  
Oh sorry, I just came in here to see if Pocket Ninja posted anything...
 
2012-10-05 12:59:46 AM  

wraithmare: I'm apparently stalking Fark. I'm sorry.

/Waiting in the bushes
//Seeing anyone Fark?


Shove over! I was here first... (Checks profile) Oh, Nevermind. Carry on.
 
2012-10-05 01:01:03 AM  

nmemkha: I stalk the entirety of Fark. In fact, I am standing outside your window right now ...


Haha, I'm on the 3rd floor. Don't break any bones on the fall sucker
 
2012-10-05 01:25:42 AM  

davidphogan: Stalkers are people too. Who are we to judge them?


Next one I get, I'll judge him with a farking bullet. There, you're cured.
 
2012-10-05 01:34:18 AM  
FTA: 1. "Spending a lot of time trying to get as much information as possible about the person," Meyers said in an interview with ABC News' "20/20." Are you missing deadlines or canceling social plans because of long Web-surfing sessions and-or constant monitoring of the person's social media posts?
2. "Your stalking behavior is done in secret," Meyers said. This means lurking on sites, leaving no trace you were there, like a comment on a post, for example.
3. "Using multiple social media sites to get as much information as they can," Meyers said, characterized as a "hunt" compelled by a deep-seated insecurity. "The root of it is about feeling that this other person has something that you don't," he said. "You'd feel more complete if you have what they have."


So, if you behave like the American government, you might be an online stalker?
 
2012-10-05 01:58:10 AM  

WelldeadLink: /looking for broccoli


If you're looking for stalkers check the celery.

cryinoutloud: Next one I get, I'll judge him with a farking bullet. There, you're cured.


I had a stalker. She wasn't very good at it. It was before the internet, so it was really just kind of sad. Fortunately after moving 2500 miles away she stopped knocking on my door.
 
2012-10-05 03:40:40 AM  

WizardofToast: I knew I was a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but I may be a stalker?


Get out of here
 
2012-10-05 07:50:43 AM  
Stalkers are f*cked up people.
 
2012-10-05 07:55:35 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Stalkers are f*cked up people.


Get right out.
 
2012-10-05 11:23:54 AM  
i earned my farky handle rightfully, dammit.
i don't need no stinkin list.
 
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